Not so much about protecting our fragile male egos!

And, men do it also!

What? You just think I'm a pretty face with a better than average size dick, and the ability to use it, that drinks himself silly, fucking with people all the time?

I thought you were in the league of intelligence with the masses that knew better.

I see we must educate you....

"Squid" as in Navy, or "squid" as in shark bait?

See! I didn't bite!

But, it depends on the size of the squid!

And sharks, watch out for those octopussies!

P.S. Squid=U.S. Navy sailor!

Screw it this squid is jumping in the shark tank, what that link is talking about is completely different than orgasm's in this industry.
Every lady is going to have a different percentage and reason for faking it, If I have a hobbyist who thinks my clit is a giant chew toy you bet your sweet ass I'm going to fake it before he aks if I have a nice Merlot/Cabernet blend to pair it with.

only 35% of women can have an orgasm, 10% vaginal g-spot. 50-75% is stimulated via clit according to Harvard, but hell what do they know

Shark bait??? lol I think not Read up on your marine life about Giant Squid vs Shark

giant squid vs. sperm whale.  I know this because Dick Moby is my porno screen name, but you can call me Ahab.

Only on a site like this could we somehow make great literature dirty and mix it with porn........I feel the urge to break out a god bless this place sign lol