and neighboring Venezuela is fantastic for their women as well.

I couldn't say anything out loud, but I was thinking to myself damn, I wish miss Jamaica, USA, and miss Colombia were providers.  

2015 winner

Her tits stand out the most just a perfect set of twins.

They are the THE most beautiful women in the world.    Alright, I confess to being a little bit partial, I am the offspring of three stunning ladies.   Nonetheless, I confess that the guys are not so hot, but we tend to be charming and we will flirt with a fire hydrant.  Yes, we do stray, but we always come back home

My business partner used to keep an apartment in Medellin until recently, and probably spent about 7 months of the year down there.

I have been to Colombia a couple of dozen times, and absolutely love it, and I will vouch for the diversity in what is a rather small country by US standards. You have the beaches in Cartagena, and Santa Marta. (not a big fan of Barranquilla) the temperate foot hills of Medellin and Cali, and the high mountain valley of Bogota, just to mention a few of the high points.

and yes the people are anywhere from natural blondes in the north (Paisas) to a deep chocolate brown in the south and west, and all sorts of colors in between.

All in all it's a great country, with some of the hottest chicas you will find anywhere.

or at least your younger ones. lol

I have a huge weakness for the paisas. Of course every non gay male on the planet does as well, and a lot of women too (you're welcome lopaw. lol)

That whole region that includes Medellin, Manizales, Pereira, etc is just full of local grown beauties.

Funny, I had a "non hobby" friend of mine a few years ago who thought the same exact way. He was a strip club fan however, and whenever we had a particularly hot bartender or waitress in any bar we went to, my first inclination was to flirt with her, and depending on her temperature, maybe take a shot. His was to start calculating how much money it would probably take to fuck her.

A great irony, at least for me, is that I have never partaken in the hobby there and I doubt I ever will.   I am always with my wife or surrounded by family.    Although I know at least one of my cousins plays around, I don't know, I would prefer for everybody to continue to have the mistaken belief that I did not turn out just like my father.  Lol!

Just how does that work? Did each of them deliver you in pieces?

Dude...really? That's how you think about hot chicks now? I wish they were providers? I think JackDunphy would call you 'indoctrinated'

Yes, that is exactly how it worked, I also happen to have three personas but the medication is working out just fine, thank you.    Anyway, this is how I arrived at three:   two grandmothers and my mother.

I already put out an APB to avoid the half-Chinese dude from Texas. Lol!

I watched blue bloods, then back to back big bang re runs.

believe it or not, there are providers in Colombia that rival her for looks, at a price that would embarrass American women.

Why do you think I started going down there even when people thought I was crazy for visiting a country as dangerous as Colombia once was?

I would say both our odds are zero to fucking none, even though I would consider my odds better than yours.  

but that's for about 2 full days. lol

A chica that is a 9 on the GaGa scale, which is about a 12 on the TER scale will run about $500 for an entire night.

Remember that chica who got the Secret Service guy in trouble? Well she is barely a 7 on the GaGa scale, more like about a 6 and she would command about $200 a night in Cartegena, maybe $300 as Cartagena is one of the most expensive cities in all of Colombia.

but considering no football was on, I figured what better choice than to watch 80 beautiful compete.

And not at $600 an hr like another guy I know.  

Somehow I think traveling mongers have it better than us state side mongers.  

Having visited Columbia, Brazil, and much of Mexico a lot over the years, I can confirm this.  A few years ago I was in a club in Hong Kong (Wan Chai) and picked-up a visiting Colombian pro there who was the twin to Shakira.  She travelled to HK and China for a few years during trade shows in April and October -- an amazing lady!

Gambler, what would be the rate of exchange of American to whatever would be their medium of exchange? It seems, that is large amount of time for 200 American.  Now I know why the owners of restaurants don't like you to tip the waiters and waitresses that much.

My odds of banging Ms. Columbia are zero. Agreed. When I watch Miss Universe on the telly I don't think, 'gee, if I only I could pay to fuck her". Has nothing to do with my odds of fucking her. Just not the connection I make in my head. Seems like a weird leap to me, I guess it's common though. Perhaps I'm too newbie to 'go there'.  

But the weakest I can remember it being in recent years was around 1,600 COP to the Dollar, and the typical Colombianna would still charge around $200 US for "todo la noche"

and may I ask, what the fuck does tipping waiters/waitresses have to do with the price of tea in China, or the price of hookers in Colombia?

Some guys here have absolutely no game or confidence.  On the other hand I am also realistic, I pointed out three woman who I wished were providers as that would me access to bang them.  These woman live in other countries, which only give me wishful thinking, hence the comment about wishing they were providers.  

I'm sure we're just missing each other's point, no biggie.  

Gambler what I was trying to infer is that now since we know what the exchange rate is in relationship to their money, is that those who are in those occupations in a third world country would be more likely to skip a day of work when you tip them because the tip in and of itself is probably more than their day pay.  Henceforth, if what we were saying holds true for the working women, then it would hold true for the working stiffs.

Thank you!! we Colombians are very happy for this lady, she's smart, pretty and of course.. Colombian! haha

Posted By: Pangloss

They are the THE most beautiful women in the world.    Alright, I confess to being a little bit partial, I am the offspring of three stunning ladies.   Nonetheless, I confess that the guys are not so hot, but we tend to be charming and we will flirt with a fire hydrant.  Yes, we do stray, but we always come back home  
   
 Now for a PSA from the Colombian Ministry of Tourism:   the country is also very beautiful, small, but really diverse in terms of its geography, flora fauna and its people (we come in every color under the rainbow).  The people are genuinely friendly and extremely welcoming.    It is a lot safer than it used to be and really a great place to visit.  
   
   
   
 

You know how other woman are always jealous of other woman, probably upset that she didn't win.

but you have to be one of the dumbest people ever to have graced these boards.

From now on, expect to see TSTTT instead of actual responses to your ridiculous questions.

I just need 60 secs with her, she just might fall into my arms.

The few Colombians girls who can get up to Costa Rica to hook are gorgeous.  It's too bad they make it hard for them to get visas.  
And as for beauty pageants, I'll take the one at the Cocal pool bar most nights.  Ticas, Nicas, Dominicanas, Colombianas, Panamanians and gals from the DR.  All different, all beautiful.  Something for every taste.

And you should have seen what happened the next night.  All I can say is we really lived the whole "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" thing.
My lips are sealed.

But Colombia doesn't have the hottest women in the world. USA, Venezuela, and Puerto Rico have won the pageant many more times than Colombia. So let's hear it for the lovely ladies of the US of A. How lucky are we? They're just a phone call away.

Conan asks you to please explain to The Dupe-ster the difference between infer and imply.  Also "Henceforth." Seriously, we need to get TER to limit Dupy to words of no more than three letters.

He's just a practical guy.
It's kinda like seeing your dream $10M mansion and thinking, "Damn I'd like to to win the lottery so I could buy it" rather than thinking, "That's a FINE looking house, I could really see myself inside of that one day!"
He's just a step ahead in his fantasy - figuring-out how he'd BE ABLE to "get inside.

Up above it should have said that I am the offspring of three stunning ladies from Colombia, left that last part out.    What can I say?  I post on the fly and don't check what I am doing, I have fucked up a ton of posts lately.   I will try to pay more attention.

Engaged to some actor in Hollywood.  That has all the earmarks of a perfect pairing, doesn't it?

I swear man I've been to Vegas several times and can truly say I've yet to see an ugly woman there. The showgirls, escorts, waitress, club woman, un fucking real man. And the people are always happy and friendly don't know what it is about Vegas.  

The country we were talking about is "Colombia" and as usual your questions make no sense.

I might suggest to Conan and Inicky that perhaps we should limit Dupey to words that have but two letters. Let him master those words and then MAYBE we can allow him to tackle those much harder words with three letters to them.