When I first left my wife in the Philippines, we took a taxi for the two hour trip from her hometown to the nearest majot airport that would get me to Manila for my flight to Hong Kong on Cathay Pacific.

I'm a really bad girl and they are soiled with sweat, semen, pee, poop and blood.  Usually, when my doc wants samples for testing I just bring her a pair.  
You can wear them as a hat and suck all the goodness out of them while jacking yourself off into your own mouth.  Please send the tribute in bitcoin to me at [email protected]

My date panties are fucking expensive, and are usually part of a matching set. I'm not giving that sh** away for $100 when the set costs me 4x that much and it's rendered useless by the sale of one part.

They just smelled like her and her body lotion. I thought it was a nice gesture, and I smelled them every couple of days and smiled.

Even the trolls have run out of topics and are borrowing each others shit. First, Dungy using fidiot's lines, and now we have Udon't stealing Dungy's post!
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=626731&boardID=12&page=#626731

Is it just you or are all ladies underwear so ridiculously expensive?

I have been offered to sell them with no session(panties only).Nah!!
I do have a gentleman that likes for me to save the ones I wear during playtime prior to our visit.
The fetish game: I bring all my panties with me.(clean and new ones included) He must guess which ones I played in and saved for him, and guess the pair I wore on the ride over!! I change in the room he chooses for us to use, while there dressing into the requested sexy wear, I spread all of them out on the bed. When I am ready, I beckon him to come in. He lays on the "Bed of Panties". I take each one and gently slide them across his face, or he picks them up one at a time and takes a moment to allow the scent to linger.
I do let him know that if he chooses the correct ones, He gets a special reward!!!
The payout is much more fun this way!!!

but it does show how truly stupid they are when they have to steal each other's already weak material. So, I think they still should get partial credit, not for the "stupid post" , but for being a truly "stupid poster"

I will defer to the rules committee on this one though.

Another provider once let me take home with me her half-eaten Happy Meal. Is that any better?

Jamie, please change from flat mode to tree mode.

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My Apologies!!

She responded to a post of yours, but actually posted it ABOVE you. It's not really her fault, her problem is she is using flat mode which make it virtually impossible to follow and conduct a conversation properly.

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!! I love this response!!! Hahahahahaha

I hate flat mode!

I think you're still in the wrong hole. Uh, slot. No, spot. Yeah, spot.

Not a problem at all.

Damn, Mona! How many Gentlemen have you destroyed? I salute your erotic creativity!  Must be fun to be you!

and I won't mail my dirty underwear to you.

It will be the best $50 you ever spent too.

A little hottie I know was in the front seat while the rest of us were in the back.  She asked him if he had a big cock, then decided to check.  She reached over and grabbed it right through his pants.  Blew the poor guy's mind.  Didn't blow anything else.

Remember called DNA.  WHy in the world would a provider give their DNA to a stranger?  WTF....I know...I know...We fuck them, lick them...but we don't have their panties with DNA on it.  Now on the other hand, your wife or GF no big deal.   You people really need to play Safe and Sane....WOW

Good for you whatever floats your boat relaxing and doing art does it for me in my spare time.