There is a post about a guy being so good its free for next session, providers becoming girlfriends, etc.

... Now run off and catch your hero, on some Two and a Half Men reruns.  

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Such a witty retort and helpful post. You're a winner.

It's quite simple, and comparable to the surplus of reviews that assert they've brought a girl to multiple orgasms. It's a confidence boost to write about that stuff (whether it's factual or not), and receive positive praise from peers.  

Even on a regular date Sex isn't Free. No girl on this planet will go out with a guy let alone have Sex with him if he has no money. Not going to happen. The only Sex that's Free is with yourself.

but you have to take matters into your own hands.

Or a prostrate exam if you do not have a copay.

I will admit it, I pay for sex, but I am also paying for sex "on my terms" which includes having the woman leave afterwards, not to return unless and until I want her to.

One doctor I used to have would say "Be grateful I have small fingers."

The guys that do pay for no strings time and companionship aren’t writing posts complaining about the guys that don’t.....?

Those offering free sex, please PM me.

Way, way back when I got my first job out of college I was given complete physical before actually reporting for work. It was free, that’s how long ago it was. So... there I am, a 21 year old, being asked to bend over a table. I had no fucking clue and when this guy gave me a prostate exam I yelped. Now.... why give a prostate exanm to a fucking 21 year old....unless you want to. I laugh now but didn’t then.  

was with my second wife.

70% of divorces are initiated by wives because ... payday.

Female doctor.  Tiny fingers for the old prostate exam.  She keeps telling me I don't have to tip her afterwards. She will always do her best regardless.

It takes money to keep Ramon the pool boy in speedos.

Head on straight, in my experience, there is MUCH less drama having a provider as an outside girlfriend than a civvie girl.

My stock response is:  I've had better.

..... an hour or two at a time.
Getting into any OTC time with anyone will have real world drama. For the monger or the heaux

I have found this to be mainly true as well. I won't go so far as to say that all my "real" relationships with hookers or ex hookers have been "drama free" but CDL didn't claim that either. All he (and I) are saying is that they tend to be LESS drama filled, not more.

I'm going to say it is!

If I had it would have pulled the post as well as the ones below it and I didn't want to do that.
Conan doesn't always win.

Payment is in kind or in kindness. My love is more expensive than my money.

Celebs and rich or handsome guys who have women throwing themselves at them can probably honestly say they pay to have them go away.  I think pretty much everyone else, not so much.

My doctor is gay.... I told him if I felt both hands on my shoulders we were gonna have a problem.... he thought about it a second and then busted up laughing.... said guys sometimes joke about the exam but nobody ever said that to him.

Hah, my 2nd wife was cheaper than my first.  Aside from basically not having any sex for the last two years of a sixteen year marriage.
The divorce cost the $480 filing fee. That's all.

but I do in fact pay them for their Time & Companionship.

Yep - put me down for Tier 3.

Yeesh.  Must depend on the caliber of gentleman.  I don't consistently sleep with girls I'm too repulsed to interact with after getting a nut off.  I find that there are a lot of well-adjusted women who date casually and have a mutual interest in uncomplicated sex.  If you're not meeting them, it's probably you that's broken, not dating.

You have to be broken to some degree if you're in the "Pay To Play" game. Traditional Dating has never worked for me. Too many games and crap to deal with. Pay To Play to a certain extent avoids all the pitfalls and drama of Traditional Dating. At least both parties in Pay To Play know what to expect from each other.  

Dammmn zorrf - you’re blazin’ away with both barrels on /this/ thread, ain’tcha?

I'm awkward and shy and have difficulty really going after girls that I'd really like to hang out and form relationships with. Even when I do go on dates that at least seem to have been successful I don't get laid either.  

It's hardly an "ouch". It's more like a "yawn"

You guys crack me up at how much thought and emphasis goes into these posts of yours.....

I acknowledged the guy probably has no issue boning his toothless relations.