TER General Board

Or.....
mrfisher 115 Reviews 1602 reads
posted
1 / 25

Now and then, an a composer seems to test the limits of the censors-that-be with a song title or lyrics that are a bit of a double entendre.

The clearest example had to be the 1982 "If You See Kay" by one hit wonders April Wine.

However, this one is my personal favorite, if only for it's sultry and suggestive title sung so sweetly by one of my favs:

Senator.Blutarsky 174 reads
posted
2 / 25

This is my idea of a suggestive song title.

-- Modified on 6/26/2018 7:04:56 AM

Bucky11 115 Reviews 172 reads
posted
3 / 25

The Beatles (Abbey Road)

JakeFromStateFarm 178 reads
posted
4 / 25


END OF MESSAGE

JakeFromStateFarm 169 reads
posted
5 / 25

More from the Topsters.

micktoz 43 Reviews 169 reads
posted
6 / 25

Much better song than April Wine's butchering.

micktoz 43 Reviews 163 reads
posted
7 / 25

"I've got a $40 bill says you can't make me cum.
So I got down to it."

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 167 reads
posted
8 / 25

When I was a kid, my dad used to play an old song called, "I Wonder Who's Kissing her Now."  For years I wondered what part of a woman was the "Now."

1192967 45 Reviews 165 reads
posted
9 / 25

I found it on YouTube.

It's so hard to say I love you (when you're sitting on my face)

impposter 49 Reviews 179 reads
posted
10 / 25

I'd say suggestive songs go back more than 100 years to sea shanties and work songs and other rowdy songs sung in pubs and so on.  
.
"It's me, it's me, I'm back from the sea," said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I just got paid and I want to get laid," said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
(and other less obvious, merely suggestive songs).
.
Robert Burns, who wrote the famous line "Man's inhumanity to man" in 1784
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man%27s_inhumanity_to_man
also wrote lots of suggestive and bawdy songs:
http://www.dgdclynx.plus.com/poetry/poets/nine.html
.
The ancient Greeks, Romans, and Egyptians left records (stele, heiroglyphs) of double entendre, puns, anagrams, ... but no indication of which, if any, were songs to be sung to popular tunes by minstrels ... or drunken sailors.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 183 reads
posted
11 / 25

Those are not her measurements, can't be her birthday, and not a phone number.

Hmmm

mrfisher 115 Reviews 175 reads
posted
12 / 25

We ought to elect him our patron saint.

 
Sadly, he never supported himself with his songs or poetry, and had to make a living, of all things, by being a reeve, or tax collector.

impposter 49 Reviews 181 reads
posted
13 / 25

VII - XXVI - XII ?  
7 - 26 - 12 ?
.
What the hell does THAT mean?  
.
EDIT: mrfisher and I must have typing at the same time. Posting times 2 minutes apart.

-- Modified on 6/26/2018 4:58:06 PM

mrfisher 115 Reviews 74 reads
posted
14 / 25

Here's one from around the same time that's in league with that one.

I'm kind of surprised no one else has posted it yet.

JakeFromStateFarm 76 reads
posted
15 / 25
Senator.Blutarsky 176 reads
posted
16 / 25
MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 158 reads
posted
17 / 25
Drumguy25 23 Reviews 171 reads
posted
18 / 25

I remember this song. Pretty whacky guy.
Don't eat yellow snow, why does it hurt when I per.
Good ole Dynamo.... ya just can't do it

1192967 45 Reviews 72 reads
posted
21 / 25

...I love beach music and that song is one of the classics.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 78 reads
posted
22 / 25
impposter 49 Reviews 173 reads
posted
23 / 25

It made the charts (in the UK) in 1792 but some say it was just a poor cover of the 1657 version by John Playford.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Up_Your_Beaver
.
Some people hear "Tip up your hat." Others hear something else.

scott05s 10 Reviews 168 reads
posted
24 / 25

hormones raging    
Push, push,  in the bush.

spinnaker17 46 Reviews 170 reads
posted
25 / 25

"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" - James Buffet, Esq.

Register Now!