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More from the Topsters.

Now and then, an a composer seems to test the limits of the censors-that-be with a song title or lyrics that are a bit of a double entendre.

The clearest example had to be the 1982 "If You See Kay" by one hit wonders April Wine.

However, this one is my personal favorite, if only for it's sultry and suggestive title sung so sweetly by one of my favs:

Senator.Blutarsky175 reads

This is my idea of a suggestive song title.

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JakeFromStateFarm171 reads

More from the Topsters.

Those are not her measurements, can't be her birthday, and not a phone number.

Hmmm

VII - XXVI - XII ?  
7 - 26 - 12 ?
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What the hell does THAT mean?  
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EDIT: mrfisher and I must have typing at the same time. Posting times 2 minutes apart.

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"I've got a $40 bill says you can't make me cum.
So I got down to it."

I remember this song. Pretty whacky guy.
Don't eat yellow snow, why does it hurt when I per.
Good ole Dynamo.... ya just can't do it

When I was a kid, my dad used to play an old song called, "I Wonder Who's Kissing her Now."  For years I wondered what part of a woman was the "Now."

I'd say suggestive songs go back more than 100 years to sea shanties and work songs and other rowdy songs sung in pubs and so on.  
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"It's me, it's me, I'm back from the sea," said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I just got paid and I want to get laid," said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
(and other less obvious, merely suggestive songs).
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Robert Burns, who wrote the famous line "Man's inhumanity to man" in 1784
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man%27s_inhumanity_to_man
also wrote lots of suggestive and bawdy songs:
http://www.dgdclynx.plus.com/poetry/poets/nine.html
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The ancient Greeks, Romans, and Egyptians left records (stele, heiroglyphs) of double entendre, puns, anagrams, ... but no indication of which, if any, were songs to be sung to popular tunes by minstrels ... or drunken sailors.

We ought to elect him our patron saint.

 
Sadly, he never supported himself with his songs or poetry, and had to make a living, of all things, by being a reeve, or tax collector.

It made the charts (in the UK) in 1792 but some say it was just a poor cover of the 1657 version by John Playford.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Up_Your_Beaver
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Some people hear "Tip up your hat." Others hear something else.

I found it on YouTube.

It's so hard to say I love you (when you're sitting on my face)

hormones raging    
Push, push,  in the bush.

"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" - James Buffet, Esq.

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