Or

"I'm a low volume provider." = I don't have one of those "Take a Number" machines when you visit.

Or

"Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen." = I don't see immature, bottom feeding, can I screw you BB for $10? A-Holes.

OR (and this is sometimes true)
"I'm using a cookie-cutter web page and I don't know how to customize the page, and geez doesn't EVERY provider say that?..."

But I do know that there are many ladies who do come as advertised. Research,  research,  research…

C_K


-- Modified on 7/11/2008 7:00:25 AM

Example: "will I be your 10th date for the day?"
No, I'm a low volume provider, which means that I have time for 5 to 7 dates per week.
Alot of us providers have day (civvie) jobs, kids, school, whatever, and do this as another part-time job.

-- Modified on 7/11/2008 6:39:43 AM

...I mean, if you were to use your actual username how could we ever take you seriously?

I didn't realize how desperate I sound!  Then I would have changed my "I am a low volume provider" to say:  I am extremely thorough in my screening, so if you don't check out, I won't be seeing you.  I also very much enjoy what I do.  To keep it that way, I only see a select few in any given week.  Any more than that and it becomes a job to me.  Please understand if I can't schedule you right away.

Gee, I think it's just easier to write "Low volume provider".  Apparently so are the clients who email me consistently.

As for the other comment - if you are too stupid to figure it out, then you are one of the ones that don't want to be seen anyway.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Kari~~

"I'm a low volume provider"
Translation: "I choose to see only a limited number of gentlemen so that we can both enjoy the encounter"

"Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen"
Translation: "I choose to see only those gentlemen who are mature enough to respect me and accept my value for what it is rather than try to barter"