What are providers really saying on their web pages?

Example: "I'm a low volume provider." Translation: I don't get many calls for my services.

Example: "Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen."
Translation: Said with more hope than conviction.

"I'm a low volume provider." = I screen, I'm picky, I don't have a revolving door at my in call.

"Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen." = I don't see guys under 35, I don't negotiate.

Or

"I'm a low volume provider." = I don't have one of those "Take a Number" machines when you visit.

Or

"Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen." = I don't see immature, bottom feeding, can I screw you BB for $10? A-Holes.

OR (and this is sometimes true)
"I'm using a cookie-cutter web page and I don't know how to customize the page, and geez doesn't EVERY provider say that?..."

But I do know that there are many ladies who do come as advertised. Research,  research,  research…

C_K


-- Modified on 7/11/2008 7:00:25 AM

Example: "will I be your 10th date for the day?"
No, I'm a low volume provider, which means that I have time for 5 to 7 dates per week.
Alot of us providers have day (civvie) jobs, kids, school, whatever, and do this as another part-time job.

-- Modified on 7/11/2008 6:39:43 AM

...I mean, if you were to use your actual username how could we ever take you seriously?

I didn't realize how desperate I sound!  Then I would have changed my "I am a low volume provider" to say:  I am extremely thorough in my screening, so if you don't check out, I won't be seeing you.  I also very much enjoy what I do.  To keep it that way, I only see a select few in any given week.  Any more than that and it becomes a job to me.  Please understand if I can't schedule you right away.

Gee, I think it's just easier to write "Low volume provider".  Apparently so are the clients who email me consistently.

As for the other comment - if you are too stupid to figure it out, then you are one of the ones that don't want to be seen anyway.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Kari~~

"I'm a low volume provider"
Translation: "I choose to see only a limited number of gentlemen so that we can both enjoy the encounter"

"Seeking mature, generous, gentlemen"
Translation: "I choose to see only those gentlemen who are mature enough to respect me and accept my value for what it is rather than try to barter"

Leave it to you to give a succinct well worded answer…

C_K

It's very encouraging to see that many TER gents actually get it - and refuse to take the misogynist bait.

The respect is mutual.

Hope you all have a beautiful weekend!

-Nicole Kelly