All you have to really remember is that the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

except your mum.

Sex is :
Duty With a wife
Art with someone you love
Education if its with a virgin
Trading and supporting the economy with a whore
Community service with someone u don't love
Donation if it was with an old woman

*I saw this on someone's facebook page (yeah, yeah I know...) but got a chuckle out of it and had to share. Now go trade and support the economy and for god's sake, make some ART!

*Artist at Heart*

~ Carmen Sinclair

Sex is

and can be shameful if you had one to many drinks at the bar and hook up with someone that you thought was a 8 or a 9 in appearance. Then you wake up and almost puked from looking at her face.

and can often times be manipulated to get something from the partner that solicit it. For example, she may want to sleep with you because she needs her bills paid or her home refurbished.

and can often times further your career. Yes, some have moved up the latter by sleeping with their bosses or whomever to establish their careers.

and often times, she may want to sleep with you because she doesn't want you to inform sensitive information about her for a love one, a coworker, or a friend. Yes, it does happen.

and can be a form of recovery. It has physical and mental benefits. Some recoveries may be, emotional recover from breaking up with their previous partner. I've had a couple of sessions with some ladies in the past that slept with me for emotional benefits

Let's not forget...

Angry sex! (So good after you and your SO make up after a fight.)

and also...

Revenge Sex! (Yes some women have been known to fuck their ex-boyfriend's friends, etc just to make him mad. And ohhh, he got sooo mad. It was awesome.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go perform some community service. (Hopefully I'll at least get a nice TER review out of it.)

XXOXX

~ Carmen Sinclair

And the ladies I see are performing community service.

Here is mathematical proof that sex equals fun. The math is actually correct.

After that post I just had to visit your web site to see what a bright woman looks like (no offense to other gals, I am sure you are all smart too). I loved the falling snow flake effects and especially liked the attractive photos.  I can't wait to visit Orlando again. As we speak, er read, I am getting the kids psyched up for a visit to Disney World (lol).

T-shirts with the equation shown below are available for the low cost of 19.95 (lol)

I meant to attach it to the long formula that Claudius just deconstructed.

I limit my own naughty math skills to spelling nasty words with a calculator.

given the formula, proposition (1) does NOT follow. the substitution of infinity in proposition (2) is also not legitimate.

steps 5, 6, 7, and 8 would be OK if not for the earlier errors.

BTW for the transition from 4 to 5 to be correct there would have to be a du/dx on the right hand side.

i think that you could start to save the proof if step (1) is regarded as a massive typo and rewrite it so the expression in the limit is:

(f(a) - f(a-1/t))/(a-1/t)

that WOULD equal the right hand side df(u)/dx.

i'd still buy the T-shirt though.....

helping an MILF take care of her child.

Will uncle Sam let me deduct these expenses from my taxes?

And the formula is ...

(S+C) x (B + F)

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(T-V)

The factors are: S = overall shape; C = circularity or spherical buttocks; B = bounce factor; F = touch firmness; V = vertical ratio: Aim towards being slightly "pert." (Reverse scale); T = skin texture. (Reverse scale)

Scoring the factors

OVERALL SHAPE: Which best describes your bum?

A trodden-on doughnut - 1

A pear dropped from a great height - 2

Rounded but dimpled, making it look square - 3

Big but more narrow than high - 4

A small peach shape - 5

CIRCULARITY: Which of these represents your bum?

Square as a cheese slice - 1

Like an egg is round - 2

More pear shaped - 3

Pair of pink grapefruits - 4

BOUNCE: How resilient is your bum?

Nothing can stop this badly contained jelly - 1

Wobbles for 30 seconds after one flick - 2

Cheeks don't meet when I walk - 3

Only bounce during sex - 4

During aerobics, doesn't even quiver - 5

Touch firmness: Which best describes your bum firmness to the touch?

Could lose a hand in here - 1

Makes a dimple if pressed - 2

Can't press in a centimetre - 3

Latex-coated cricket ball - 4

VERTICAL RATIO: Select nearest to your ratio.

Like a traffic cone - 4

Bigger at the bottom - 3

Symmetrical both ways - 2

Like a pert pair of breasts - 1

SKIN TEXTURE: How is you bum complexion?

Cellulite, spots, orange peel -- you name it! - 4

Dimpling on underside - 3

Spotty but no dimpling - 2

Like a baby's - 1

HOW DID MY BUM SCORE?

Perfection! - 80

Reach for the beach! - 60

Exercise! Diet! Hope! - 40

Keep your clothes on! - 20

Stay indoors! - 0

You forgot the all impotant edge or the wedge.