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HomeComing Hooker's rules:
1. Stockings are silk, change after each use - no pantyhose!
2. Vinegar douche to finish each bathroom break
3. No pooping in the in-call, ever! If violated DNS
4. VERY wet, no matter who or what
5. Breath mints for breakfast and lunch, good for breath, great for figure.
6. Heels, though never too high, that is for strippers
7. Strippers are dirty, but pretend they’re fun if your date takes you to club
8. Cuddling should never cost extra
9. Always swallow, smile, and say “mmmmmmm”. Unless it's a facial they desire
10. Practice listening, that’s what they’re really paying for. Eye contact!
11. Everything looks better with a doily
Ladies, if you stuck to these simple rules, I guess I'd need to come up with some new ones to make me better, because there really can be only one HomeComing Hooker!