As I read all our reviews I'm noticing that BJ seems to be one of the first things that happen (much of the time).  It makes me think of "John Clesse in Monty Python's Meaning of Life" when he's giving his hilarious sex education lesson.  "how about a kiss, boy!...before we go leaping and bounding towards the clitoris"  (or something like that)
 I want touching, undressing, nipple work, and if she's into it a little brain candy (read: dirty talk or maybe role playing)  Even if her "thing" is to pounce at the door I'd love that pounce to be towards a nipple or the balls first.  That's just me.  I'm probably in the minority here.

But seriously, my favorite is to get the lady warmed up, whatever that takes for her(I've found it's not always cunni. as most men seem to think). I'm always ready. Well, almost. Nearly forgot about that one incident. Shit!

Conversation is by far my biggest turn-on -- sitting close, sharing ideas, fantasies, passions, hobbies, getting to know each other.... the accidental touch, being slightly provocatively dressed, a beautiful setting at a hotel lounge/resort....

Then, soft kissing, connecting, touching all over.... and up to the room for furious fun!

Aftertime is even more special -- after connecting so intimately, we can enjoy each other's company without any pressure to perform on his part, yet time after time, it's always another round, and another round, and if overnight, terrific times in the early morning as we're half awake.....  Afternoon sex is also superb, cocktails by the pool in a bikini, then up to the room.....

Start me off with a sensual body rub.

Kissing!  I love kissing.  IT is intimate and usually real.  The women can correct me if I am mistaken, but kissing is more intimate than intercourse.  I also love pretty clothes that slowly come off.  The dress, the bra, etc.  I understand this routine of getting into the shower while she changes, but there is something a bit awkward for me about this.  IF she is dressed in a pretty dress or somewhat revealing blouse I find this an incredible turn on-'heavy petting' and then...

I like kissing. A girl on top kissing you and rubbing body to body is great.

Bingo, P1;
The work up to sex is as important as the act itself.
I enjoy the conversation as a ramp up for whats to come.
Sitting close, sharing intimate conversation, touching, kissing, getting worked up is the ultimate turn on for me.
Anyone who can enjoy the ramp up will get my repeat business any day.

Just my opinion...
B

 



FOREPLAY



What is foreplay?

* The loving before the shoving.

* The petting before the getting.

* The licking before the pricking.

* The stroking before the poking.

* The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.

* The lingering and the fingering.

* A premature ejaculators nightmare

Cheers!

I agree with you Jockypants.   I like to engage the brain and then go for the body.  The purpose of foreplay is to create anticipation.  Touching all over, kissing, talking and telling someone exactly what you're going to do to them is very erotic!

I love the whole pirates theme. Just thinking of a swashbuckling pirate with jet black hair, a small hoop earring in one ear, tight-black spandex pants, knee-high boots and one of those loose-fitting white shirts that laces up the front (laces undone, of course) with his chest hair sticking out makes me weak at the knees. I can see it now:  I'm tied up at the helm, wearing one of those dresses that push your breasts out full force with just the right amount of gathering and low-cut, my hair down and messy, yet my cheeks flushed with rosey red lips. I smell like honeysuckle with hints of heather in my hair. He is holding a sword that he carefully puts in his shield and then proceeds to take me by the hair to pull me toward his lips. He is passionate, demanding, yet I can see the love in his eyes (and lust) before he kisses me.  Oh my gosh!  That's it, I gotta go now. I'm getting wet.

Hugs,
Ciara

Arggh!.let's see now me proud beauty wence I begin....

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner   I’ve ever sighted.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Prepare to be boarded.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your    porthole?

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

Well blow me down?

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real   thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

Let's get together and haul some keel.

Cheers!

Only if we can sit by the pale moonlight, sipping on ye ole' Captain Morgan Rum, matey!

Hugs,
Ciara

I agree with you all !!

The caressing, the licking, kissing (YUM !!), the heavy breathing, those slight moans........it's all good.  I even think that the glass of wine beforehand should be considered foreplay.  

Yes, the build-up is just as good as the actual event afterwards.  How much do I love foreplay ??  Well, if I always had my way, I would do it so much it would be called five-play.

-Placebo

Arggh!...but got to somehow figure a way to get this ole' pirate ship to those "mountains" in Arizona.

Cheers!

you can buy oceanfront property in Arizona, matey? Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara