I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.  
 
Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.  
 
Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.  

Ha ha, don't mean to mess with your experience but damn...

Posted By: Blowing Chunks

I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.    
   
 Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.    
   
 Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.    
   
  This was a true story. But the Expletives are not mine,  
 courtesy of a very drunk dude

... unless there was something good on tv

Posted By: Blowing Chunks

I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.    
   
 Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.    
   
 Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.    
   
  This was a true story. But the Expletives are not mine,  
 courtesy of a very drunk dude

It is God damn fucking mess!

There are the type that I like to do bbfs on so my dont notice the smell next time.

Posted By: Blowing Chunks

I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.    
   
 Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.    
   
 Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.    
   
  This was a true story. But the Expletives are not mine,  
 courtesy of a very drunk dude

Isn't it the same when he pees mid session and doesn't wipe the tip or even wash his junk off before returning back for a DTBBBJTCNQNS?!? Just adding a lil flavor tis all! LOL!

A few times, after the deed, the girl has jumped up and run off to the bathroom saying "ooooooooh I have to pee sooooo bad!" and just let loose in there... Twice I had a view of them and it was hilarious to see her eyes damn near roll all the way back in her head... I reckon they could have taken care of that before and if it snuck up on them they certainly could have asked for a break! No one wants a rupture during sex! lulz.  

If everything else about her passed YOUR test for "desirability,"  why not ask her to take a shower........although the fact she did NOT take one voluntarily......BEFOREHAND.......says volumes about her sense of hygiene.

Bit that's just me.

Do you always pee sitting down because you're usually drunk and staggering or you feel it fits your style?

The same one he wipes.