I want a smaller back and arms, longer torso, thicker hair, and to be six inches taller.

If I could change certain thinks about my body..... I want my little johnny a little softer...... My thing getting so hard all the time and I always thinking about nothing but sex sex sex....

However, I wouldn't mind looking like Bruce Lee.  Dude had a sick physique.  I've been working out at the gym but I doubt I'll look like that when I hit my peak.

I'll take some junk in the trunk lol lil white girl hiney here LOL

so you boys looking for that booty...I ain't got it haha

I would have blue eyes

eh, I think I would settle for being a few inches taller. Also to have straight hair, not the ultra curly/wavy hair I have now. Yes it looks nice, but it is a huge pain!

If they sag just right, you could give yourself a Russian

I would want a penis to show some guys I know what to do with it. LOL!

If that surgery for women did not leave so many scars, I would go to a full C in a heart beat. Women my height look retarded with big tits. They make us look fat, and if you don't have chubby legs to go with them, you look like you're about to fall over. Guess that's why my damn back is so big

LOL...if you get as cut as Bruce...look me up haha  

It would make finding "off the rack" motorcycle pants/leathers MUCH easier. Industry 'standards' usually have the built-in knee pads positioned at my shin.  
Custom tailored motorcycle leathers can easily rival haute couture in price  

Wait a few years-it won't be a problem that you can't correct!!

I'd like to lose the hair on my back and have less of it on my chest and stomach.  I get tired of shaving so much.

"Cum Abord" seemed funny at the time....
Now I'm in my thirties, and it just seems childish.

Please say yes!

in NYC. You know, the tall, thin sexy accent Russians with tiny boobs and perfectly formed hips and tiny round butts.  

Nah. It seems impossible. I would have done it if I thought I could...
But I thought about how difficult it would be to stay hard during it.
I also knew there would be a crowd around..
Everyone in the shop wanted to see me get it.

You fool! Being taller would not make my vagina grow bwahahhahaa. Gosh.

On his dick. Her name was "Wendy," and he did it while erect, so when he was flaccid it just said "Wy." They went on vacation to Jamaica and were hanging out at a nude beach when he saw a local guy walk by with a dick tattoo that said "Wy," so he was all excited and showed the guy his and asked, "Is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"
The local guy said, "No, my tattoo says, 'Welcome to Jamaica mon. Have a nice day'"

these days is attempting not to pee on the floor.

Instead of the scar, I'll just wear a monicle.

I have tiny feet and a big ass mouth...wanna trade?

I'd just make it 25 again!

Yea, that's really funny considering you spelled "aboard" wrong lol. Dumb ass!

London, your height is just right...I M O
I want to get rid of the gross back hair I have.

Get my nose broke back to straight it's bent a tad . No no no me? Get in a tumble. Nah . That wasn't the case at all. Lol.
Ok ok, I could use to learn some better blockin skills.  
Never the less have my beak bent back to straight. Tad lifted n tad shaved off the bone.  
Then def a syringe full of restyling for lips.  
A. 330 an a 360 cc implant . Biggie over there on my left b getn the 330 cc s n smells on the right here he d get the 360 cc s.
 I love my natural Rita but dam them they kinda look to the side. So then. The implant have to placed just right to assist those nips to look straight ahead just a Kunt hair over n they' d be perfection.
    Def those three things actually are on my to do list. Trouble is I am not so good at saving money, it l happen though, it'll happen, hopin for the boobs this fall. We ll see . We ll see. I been talks bout it for years, it'll happen some day.

but your posts are getting much easier to read. Your writing style is still "unique" but when broken into paragraphs like you are doing now, your posts are much easier to read, and no longer give me a headache. lol

No need to change your attitude or the way you talk, just make it easier for us to read and most of us will like the way you talk/write.

As for your body, get some bigger boobs if you like, but only if you want them for you. I think I speak for most of the guys here and everywhere, your body doesn't really look like it needs any work. lol

I'd probably shrink about 4 inches, lose about 40 pounds and have less gray hair.  Because being 6'5", 315 lbs with a slight Scottish accent does fuck all for blending in anywhere.