she was using that strap-on on YOU for 3 hours.  No you didn't understand it, but OH GOD you loved it!!!!

i guess the closest i am going to get is

when i finger a woman and feel her muscles clenching around my fingers.

dont get me wrong...that is AWESOME especially when i pull out the fingers and lick them clean...

but...its just not the same as a penis.

i havent even mentioned all the other things i would do with a penis. lol.

sigh. my imagination is running rampant today!

that you can always tell who's the sissy by who is hiding behind their alias skirt.

Spoken like a true Mangina lover. And you and "Al" is it?

Is that his little nick-name? lmfao

The reason poor "Al" is picked on is that he has to reply to every sobbing ladies post as to make sure she knows that he is ready and willing to throw down the shield of White Knight Kingdom and suck their toes and lick their dirty boots.

It does seem amazing that many on this board think Algina the Mangina is exactly that. Do you seriously think it is one alias jabbing at him? Please?

How did Algina the Mangina become so worldly and all knowing about the hobby with 7 stinking reviews all written from Nov09 to date. That would  imply he has been in the P4P biz for a total of 7 months. My God, you'd think he was a hobbyist for 30 years the way he passes out advise on every thread.

Talk about a man.... err Mangina with too much time on his hands. You can have your sweet lil "Al" my dear, many of us real men behind aliases have heard a lifetimes worth from him. roflmfao

You stop being a meanie ‘Womanenis’ sweet_n_sexy, and…..

....how dare you attack me on this board hiding behind a chicken shit alias!!!

You ‘White Damsel”!  Why do you feel the need to come sashaying in here to the rescue & save Algina? Don’t you think he can defend himself?

Well, maybe you are on to something....never mind.

Sweet,

Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it.

You are correct, the dung flies that seem to infest the board do make it much more difficult to enjoy reading through here for substance.  If the board admin/mods think it helps the quality of the board there’s not a lot I can do about it.

You are also correct that they aren’t about to scare me away.  LOL.  I’ve survived a whole lot worse than them both on boards where people attacked with more than childish names and pictures as well as in courtrooms where if you lose very bad things happen.  And in VN where if you lose you don’t get any chance to post again tomorrow under a new alias.  The one thing I would caution you is they are not all harmless.  Most are, but there are a few who are seriously bad people out there.  But that is a discussion for another day.

Mostly they just demonstrate prototypical adolescent pack mentality.  The “leader” decides the supposed “new guy” is Kool or not (in my case, not) and the brainless “followers” parrot whatever they are told to believe.  No different than real life.  If someone were to check they would be the HS dropouts who roll drunks because it proves how macho they are.

I actually find inciting them far too easy to even be fun, not a challenge.  I wish there was a “No-Pig/No-Alias” area where people could talk adult topics with adult respect for each other and let the kids play in their playpens, but this board isn’t set up that way.  Too bad, other boards are/were set up with such a forum and each level of evolution had their own area to inhabit.  Members could cross from one to another but were subject to the rules of the forum they entered.

Contrary to Mangina.Wannabe’s assumptions I have actually been on here for nine years.  I was invited originally by Felicia and joined at her recommendation.  I “grew up” exchanging posts and debates with with Rocky Balboa, littledick1, Davephx, CelticLass, HeatherBarronXXX (I’m not sure she and I ever agreed on anything but we kept it civil.  Mostly.  OK, sometimes not TOO hostile.) and Sedona.  Especially Sedona, one of the greatest posters this or any board every had.  And NOSC (Hi Nicole!) back when she was using the full version of her name.  And some guy named mrfischer (Wonder whatever became of him?  I thought he had promise).

I stopped coming by here when most of them stopped.  It just wasn’t as much fun anymore.  Every population turns over but the percentages swung toward the quips and one-liners more than the thoughtful debates.  When a few exceptional ladies were booted because they wouldn’t…. I started thinking about leaving.  When a provider I had seen a few times had her SO doubles partner murdered by a client and her local board members gave her trash for cancelling appointments so she could go to the dead provider’s funeral I decided I didn’t want anything more to do with the board or its members and deleted my account.  That was about five years back.  It also made me far less tolerant of the POV some posters still hold.

Not too long ago a couple people I trust suggested I check it out again.  I tried to reactivate my old account but couldn’t so I signed up for a new one.  I don’t believe quantity of reviews or date of sign-up implies great knowledge or wisdom but for those who are impressed by such fluff my total review count is just shy of 50.  And the reason I have life experiences to draw from is I do have a life (Unlike some others?  No, I won’t say that, it would be impolite.)  I’ve been playing this game almost 40 years and seen a lot.  Including a lot I wish I never saw.

I don’t know if I’ll stick around or not.  I have used this reincarnation to reacquaint myself with a few folks, meet some very nice new people, and we’ll see if it stays worth my time.  If I do go dark again it won’t be the Pigly Men who “chase me away”, though I bet they will come out in force to take credit.  Remember Dragonslayer?  

Wish I could post this in “invisible ink” that required an IQ above 20 to read, but I haven’t figured that one out yet.

One thing I have noticed, the topics don’t ever really change.  “Back in the Dark Ages” we had the posts of the week about:
--Why do providers have to screen me?
--Damn it, I’m paying Big Bucks she should shut up and do whatever I want!”
--What does full service mean?
--Is it normal to be nervous before my first session?
--I showered last week, isn’t that good enough for her?
--Help!  I left my ATF’s phone number on the blotter (that’s OK kiddies, I know my age is showing) and my wife called her.
--How much should I tip?
--Providers charge too damn much!  I only make $2.50/hr flippin' burgers.
--I’m in love with this awesome provider I met last week….

In some ways the world hasn’t changed while I took a hiatus.  In other ways it has.

If I started the hijacking on any of them I'll gladly appologize.  I'd much prefer to have the discussions stay on topic.

the only time you even get on this board is to point out what you don't like.  No one cares any more about your opinion here than they do on the PR board.  A man without a home!  Wonder why?

Hey Zisker.....

...your the traney cum slurper my man!

great reviews, what do you do? cruise CL for your next victim, your ave. perf. score is about 6-7, guess they just can't keep up w/your sexual prowess...in other words.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&feature=related

enjoy your cum swapping w/your boy friends zisker!

OMFG!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!

if i had a penis...that would SOOOOOOO be me.

i am just fracking weird i guess.

*saving link to my favorites*

hee hee