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octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 1082 reads
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a. watching xhamster and bring yourself to o right before going to bed
b. spooning with/being spooned by somebody who have great chemistry with
c. drinking NyQuil  
d. all of the abov

bfw 9 Reviews 187 reads
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sdottaylor 19 Reviews 231 reads
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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 276 reads
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Xhampster is one of the nastier porn sights out there.  Not to say I don't like it when I'm in the mood.

Spooning with a lady you love/great chemistry?  I would put it as holding her close in the afterglow... zzz :)

NyQuil?  Cannabis and a few glasses of wine better.  Better by far with a lady in my arms in addition... :)

expat337 60 Reviews 244 reads
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Xanax and a glass of wine

Dallas_texan 210 reads
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Greenbacks2 31 Reviews 182 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 198 reads
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spooning with a lovely gal is my favorite of the 3 choices.   If we've just had a nice round of lovemaking, then that definitely helps.

I used to watch porn on my laptop, but I got tired of all the viruses messing up my computer.

I never used NyQuil, and hope never to have to

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 175 reads
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Posted By: octavia.lexa
a. watching xhamster and bring yourself to o right before going to bed  
 b. spooning with/being spooned by somebody who have great chemistry with  
 c. drinking NyQuil  
 d. all of the above  
 

MasterZen 34 Reviews 213 reads
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Being a teenager? LOL Sleep all the time.

I read to fall asleep, and make the room as dark as possible to stay asleep. If I wake up, it's usually from stress and Ambien fixes that nicely.

It's also a good idea to stay off the computer or TV for an hour or so before sleep... the bright screens trick the pineal gland into thinking it is still daytime, throwing your sleep/wake cycle into chaos.

SterlingArch 200 reads
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Posted By: octavia.lexa
a. watching xhamster and bring yourself to o right before going to bed  
 b. spooning with/being spooned by somebody who have great chemistry with  
 c. drinking NyQuil  
 d. all of the above  
 
a.  This excites me and would keep me awake.
b.  I get too hot (temperature wise) spooning with someone to sleep well unless I am pretty much passed out exhausted
c.  I have done this when it is important to change my sleep schedule to maximize my earnings at work
d.  No way

Best way is to just get myself to the point of being super sleepy, of course my schedule does not always allow that.

JackDunphy 246 reads
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...spooning with Sasha keeps me AWAKE at night.

ALL night. LOL!

cspatz 68 Reviews 152 reads
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GaGambler 192 reads
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I am far from an expert on the subject, but I doubt it's easy for a man to get any sleep with a dick stuck up his ass. Or at least I wouldn't thing so. lol

Nice to see you back, did Sasha finally untie you?

Speaking of Sasha, I haven't seen her around for a few days, I hear she's been cheating on you with DD.

STPhomer 176 Reviews 193 reads
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Brandy......a couple sniffers of a good brandy always helps me sleep well.

Snuggling and spooning with a hot lady named Brandy might work as well.

jelloman42 10 Reviews 149 reads
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I haven't slept uninterrupted through the night in years...and my sleep cycle gets thrown off easily, resulting in periodic bouts of insomnia...

joeforyou17 24 Reviews 157 reads
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But close , they make Z-qui, just to help u sleep without the cold meds  
None of the others help me sleep they actually keep me awake  
I sometimes think I am wired backwards lol

russbbj 89 Reviews 176 reads
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I really should keep myself away from my computer after doing so though, I've been known to PUI and PMUI, and I've had complex conversations after taking ambien which I didn't recall, so add a Bourbon or two to that and, oh my!

I do sleep well though.

bocabuster 19 Reviews 194 reads
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😂 doze off right after and sleep like a baby

JackDunphy 181 reads
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...that explains the divorce. LOL

wolverine3647 66 Reviews 151 reads
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JackDunphy 224 reads
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And I am ALWAYS behind her. :)

That case, if there are any "accidents", I don't need to call in the Pooper Patrol to excavate the area in question. LOL  

As you well know, JD's bunghole is for outbound traffic only. :D

GaGambler 180 reads
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I certainly don't claim any knowledge whatsoever where it comes to "JD's bunghole", but I will take your word that it's for outbound traffic only.  

I am we can now all die happy knowing the answer to that burning question. lol

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 203 reads
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i miss Sasha
hopefully she will be back on this board soon

Posted By: JackDunphy
...spooning with Sasha keeps me AWAKE at night.  
   
 ALL night. LOL!

PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 170 reads
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I have a full bottle minus two pills which was what it took for me to call my doctor and ask if he had jokes or what. I have a regular pharmacy over here actually.  All pills that I cannot take.  You take one and it's goodnight Irene.  But,  the side effects are beyond the scope of cool. One example is my tongue was so dry I could have sanded the entire exterior of a Catholic Church.  That's fun right?  NOOOOOOOOO! So now I just take a half a Xanax,  watch some sexy Russian spies on tv,  have some qt with my favorite viking and eventually I sleep and I stay asleep at least until 430am 🌞

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 186 reads
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often there is a hardon rubbing up against me all night and guys get restless:))lol  

have to make sure i drain the guy really well before i can get some sleep ...like really really well...till the last drop...so i win the battle of sexes:))

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 168 reads
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I swear to god it works. Y'all should try it. But you need to get pandora one otherwise the commercials will drive you nuts. lol.

Spooning is the last thing to get me to sleep. It's too hot. Porn/orgasms do help me sleep because it gets rid of any pain in my body due to the pleasure chemicals outweighing the small discomforts. It's a great way to soothe restlessness too. :)

russbbj 89 Reviews 174 reads
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I don't experience the dry tongue you describe. I gave one to a friend on a golf trip, he was bunking with a guy who snores like a bear as I do and he couldn't get any sleep. I told him "take it when you are in your room and ready for bed". He took it and went outside for a cig before bed and said that when he was walking down the hall to go back to his room he could hardly walk.

It's good stuff, and allows me to sleep through the night.

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Afro-desiac 169 reads
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From "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
Sefelt : McMurphy is out. McMurphy has escaped. They were taking him through the tunnel. He beat up two of the attendants and escaped.

Harding : McMurphy's upstairs.

Sefelt : Oh, no, no, no!

Harding : Jim, I'm telling you, McMurphy is upstairs and he's as meek as a lamb.

Cheswick : Really? I mean, how do you know?

Harding : Jack Dunphy told me.

Taber : Jack Dunphy's full of shit!

Sefelt : Right.

And, yes, our Jack Dunphy is certainly full of shit!  LULZ!

bigguy30 149 reads
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bfw 9 Reviews 171 reads
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Original NyQuil (circa 1966) was 50% alcohol, whereas today's is a meager 25%. So check your mom's medicine cabinet for the better vintages of this forgotten cocktail.

2236707 3 Reviews 151 reads
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he failed to do his due diligence when he picked his handle! It just amuses me. btw that photo is not the famous 'Jack Dunphy', it is his lover Truman Capote reprising the pic that had helped rocket him to fame as a young man.

bigguy30 176 reads
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It does not matter, where it comes from either.
Just another thing for you to learn.  
Thanks for the laugh Afro Puff. Lol
 

Posted By: Afro-desiac
Stop it, puffy.
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keystonekid 114 Reviews 122 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 164 reads
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes. That ususlly does the trick.  

Posted By: octavia.lexa
a. watching xhamster and bring yourself to o right before going to bed  
 b. spooning with/being spooned by somebody who have great chemistry with  
 c. drinking NyQuil  
 d. all of the above  
 

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