but how many of you can honestly say that you wouldnt' say the same in your heart of hearts?

If only we could all be as honest as an eighth grader.

(And feel free to substiute for your poison of choice.)

I would give up sex to watch football or an important baseball game, when my favorite pitcher is pitching or my favorite hitter is having a hot hand at the plate...

That reply sounds eerily similar to they way CPA posts his replies...

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Hi Mr. F,

...of milk, chicken & chocolate are my top priorities!!

I think the Wendys' girl is hot and all, but their ain't no chicken frying in her kitchen.

Anyone catch that "United States of Bacon" show on cable/satellite? I'm not a "foody"; but goddamn if that beach-ball with fingers of a chef/host hasn't promulgated, publicized and promoted some porcine culinary perfection that could easily make you late for hobbying.

 I could feel my arteries constricting just watching him eat a bacon burger(3/4 lb of bacon) with buns made of deep fried macaroni N cheese; But not an altogether bad way to go. The bacon-sausage meat loaf thing was frig’n AMAZING!  

That letter is so awesome!!! Lmao

reminds me of that song from Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. There are probably a few around who remember it.

Here ya go thanks for introducing me to it