Came cross this today, not sure of its been discussed here or not but suddenly I've got a new found respect for the fruit.  

And the office down the hall.

I'm following along and all seems pleasant and easy and then out of nowhere BAM! she turns into some sort of cross between a Dyson Animal and an alien.  That was hularious.  

Sounds like a horror movie!

Seems messy. Who gets to wash the sheets?

I'd be scared shitless if I heard that while blindfolded ... "Now whatcha goin to do is" Shit yourself because she sounds more like a broken garbage disposal instead of a blojob expert.

....sound like a possessed she-demon from hell! lol
Also I would have figured that grapefruit would be too acidic and would sting

Seriously Though!!!!