There is something wrong with this picture:

In fact, that's how I hold myself over during dates. It's also a good conversation piece.

The vanilla ones are dank, by the way.

From cigs to trans fats. Look at it this way Hound. If you smoke every single day, you'll get lung cancer and die in 30-40 years. Trans fats? If you eat it every day, in 70-80 years you'll die of cardiovasular disease. So you'll have that going for ya. Seriously though, try this just before your next session with a p4p girl; throw back a jelly donut and pop some Nicorette. If your girl is a little drier than normal that night, you can always use the jelly as lube. It's all good.

e cigs are GAY ! bet u look like lionel bareymore , do you wear

Silk jamies too and a robe with a crest on it ? Dawg when your done fucking light up a Marlboro , she wants the Marlboro man not Liberace ......

Just my experience when I quite many years ago after many attempts.  As long as I thought that I was trying to quit smoking, I failed.  Trying is admitting defeat up front.  I had to reshape my image of myself and know that I am a non-smoker, then just quit.  That worked.  The self-image is critical.

Had to do a similar thing this winter.  Sitting around the goddam house in the winter becoming part of my recliner and rotting my brain watching TV, I just lost it one night.  Did a 180 on my diet and health, and reformed my self image.  Cut down red meat by about 90%, no fast food, almost no starches unless they were whole wheat, near-vegetarian diet.  Quit eating till I was full, and started to eat only until I was no longer hungry.  Joined the fitness club at work and do strength training for 90 minutes every day before work (yes, means getting up earlier) and additional cardio at night on a bike, although the strength training certainly gives me a cardio workout.

My target was to drop from 220 to under 200 in 60 days, and to 185 in another 120 days.  I'm 6' tall and about 60 years old.  Just weighed in this morning at the gym - 199.5 lbs. and a lot less belly and ass.  Took less than 4 weeks, and going to continue, this is what I do and who I am now.  When I hit my weight goal, I will readjust my diet a bit for larger portions to maintain weight, mostly.

Hound, you are who you believe you are.  If you are a non-smoker, you don't smoke