Sometimes when you wanna call a provider the most, is when your home, watching a movie, somking pot, and drinking scotch. Course no provider is going come. There's no way she can trust some guy who's week end evening is drinking, smoking, and watching "office Space" on the DVD; not to mendtion would she want to put up with his 6 attemps of just answering her "hello" over the phone. It's been a while since I've seen a provider. But I imagine this is all true. Right, providers?

You say: It's been a while since I've seen a provider.

Hmmm...wonder why? :0)~

The answer to your question is: NO! :0) No provider is going to come see a drunk and/or high guy watching the worst movie ever made (okay, "one" of the worst movies ever made).

This is a MAJOR safety issue. We'd want to know are you a "kind" drunk (the kind that cries and then passes out) or are you a "mean" drunk (the kind who will knock us around the room for a while)? There are too many SOBER and nice guys out there to be bothered with a "drunk" guy.

The best thing to do is read these boards and follow what other hobbyist's are doing, read the provider's website "etiquette" page (if she has one - Most etiquette rules can be applied to any escort, anywhere in the U.S.), Dont set off any "red Flags" and STAY SOBER when you are trying to book an appointment. The fact that you found this board is a GOOD THING.

GOOD LUCK!

my .02 cents

sable

wasted, and willing to share, many ladies will party with you. They'll even share their stuff with you if you're nice. Providers are afraid that clients will be assholes when wasted. I have found that if you can show them you are capable of being an asshole even when not wasted, many will actually encourage you to drink, smoke, and snort. Ok, just joking about the asshole part. Bottom line (and the ladies who know me are well aware what line I am talking about....lol), if you are 100% cool when wasted, many ladies are fine with your partying. But be careful, some get really pissed if you can't give them full service.........NOT LOL.

I'd be pissed if you were... um... nonfunctional! Especially if I were tipsy and all horny and stuff!!! EEEEEEEKS! hehe!  I'd just hafta work harder I guess....

I'll also add that at least for me, the situations in which I'd feel safe being with a gentleman who was drinking are the exception, rather than the rule... it's VERY hard for us to know, except by experience, how someone will act when they are tipsy, and I'd rather not find out they're a psycho woman beating ass from experience =:O I will tell you I am honestly scared of what I might do if some guy hit me like that... ever see the Burning Bed??? =:O

Hugs*
Nicole

"I'll also add that at least for me, the situations in which I'd feel safe being with a gentleman who was drinking are the exception, rather than the rule"

Really?  I ALWAYS offer a drink to the ladies I have seen at my place (outcall to my apartment). The acceptance rate is about 50%, but accept or no, I always have a drink myself. Even with the little bit of experience I have in "the hobby", each encounter is a bit of an adventure, and I admit I am a tad nervous. One drink (and up until now it has only been one per session) helps my nerves.

I've only done incall once (with an independent that worked out of her home), and even though the session went VERY well, I did miss having that drink.

Could I live without it? Absolutely...and I would if I knew that you had an absolute objection. But man, it really would be my preference if you allowed me to share quick drink iwth you in advance at the hotel bar.

Your thoughts? Thoughts from other providers?

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Office Space was fairly amusing.

I wouldn't visit a stranger under those circumstances, but if it was someone I liked to party with, I would.

One drink... or two, is one thing. This guy asked specifically about how comfy we'd feel entertaining someone who was drunk and high when he called for our company... BAD idea. I mean honestly we never know how someone will behave when they are drunk, until we find out through experience.

Besides which, so many things depend on the client...

Hugs*
Nicole