I offered my ATF a 1 week vacation to Europe.  I basically told her that I'd pay for her flight, hotels, meals, and tickets, but not for her time spent with me.  Come on, I feel that a real man, a corporate executive such as myself, shouldn't need to pay a girl to spend time with him. Expenses for this vacation has already been in full, however, she says she isn't interested in going.

But it isn't a free vacation for her. It isn't even a vacation for her at all. You are not her man you are her client. Her job is spending time with men like you. You.are asking her to work for free, not take a free vacation. Don't believe me offer her the same trip for free minus you and watch her jump on it. Now that would be a free vacation.

Maybe because this "awesome vacation" isn't worth spending a week with you unless she's compensated?  Maybe because a week of not working in order to go with you to Europe will set her back financially?  Either way I can't blame her, you seem like a huge douche bag.

for trying to give a free trip to anywhere.

The European girls.

Take that money and see some European chicks. They are HOT, HOT, HOT! Many are much more wild and uninhibited than American women not that American women are bad by any means.

The trip might or might not be any fun. Seeing Paris or Rome from under your armpit drastically lowers the chances of it being fun. Why should she go to a strange country where the odds are against her having fun or making money? Unless you're a refugee. And besides, genius, what's in it for you? You have to come back to wherever they keep you.

She can afford to go on vacation all by herself, and would prefer to go with her family/friends/BF/husband/etc. While you two may have "chemistry", at the end of the day, it is still a job, and not being paid for a week to spend time with a client may not be in her budget. Would you work for an entire week without pay...as long as your hotel, meals, and transportation were paid for...I think not. Does she have children? If so, whose going to pay for a bbsitter for the week?  

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I offered my ATF a 1 week vacation to Europe.  I basically told her that I'd pay for her flight, hotels, meals, and tickets, but not for her time spent with me.  Come on, I feel that a real man, a corporate executive such as myself, shouldn't need to pay a girl to spend time with him. Expenses for this vacation has already been in full, however, she says she isn't interested in going.  
   
 Why would she refuse a free vacation deal I'm offering her?  WTF is wrong with this girl?  
 She seems very stupid to turn down this absolute free vacation I'm offering her.  Seems to me like, she doesn't know what she's missing. I'm tempted to give her a wedgie just on general principle.  
 

Re: Flatline, You're a Deadbeat! lol (eom)

That's a rimshot! Flatline, deadbeat. I get it.

Expenses have been; expenses is plural, in English have is used for a plural subject

yeah, that's like this "might" be a fuck board.

Are a pain in the ass to hang out with.

She needs to pay her bills and cannot abandon her post AND not have any income.  
Missing a week of work can hurt her financially. Besides, she could probably make more than enough in one week to take the same vacation with a BFF

We've lost so many recently: Udolt, Ridgeschmuckey, Fidiot and Dungy.  So we need this clown to vie to become the new Board Pinata, along with that dill-weed Roddy Titbrain.
So I personally would like to welcome our latest troll, flatwhine.  But I do urge him to tighten up his game.  He's posted two obvious troll threads and snookered a few in.  But they weren't that good.  Adequate at best.  So, get more creative, young feller.  I know you can do it!

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After all, he did accomplish what he intended, he got a rise out of at least a dozen members here with his rather weak effort. Maybe when he feels the need to be more creative he has it in him, but he has figured out that there is no need to waste his "good stuff" when the membership here is so easily agitated?

but she is not the idiot... you are. When you say "ATF" I assume that means 'hooker?' Well, dumbass, if hookers wanted nothing but a free trip to Europe, we would tour there, fk a few on our time, and enjoy the rest of the VACATION to ourselves! Having you up her ass for days on end is not exactly my idea of a vacation.. more like a few days in a holding cell. Obviously, you're not all that, because she said no lol.  

But I will give it props on the alias. I wish I had it. It is a shame it belongs to a troll.

I will treat him as a Fledgling Troll and offer friendly advice.  I much prefer a Fledgling Troll to a Blatant Tool like Roddy Titless, who seems to be beyond all help.

I've heard rumors that "back in the day" on the rare occasions that there were no board trolls, at least one moderator (and "maybe" more) would invent one. I am not saying that I have any first hand knowledge of this of course, but I've heard tell. lmao

In other words, what you wrote is totally correct.  But irrelevant.  Sheesh.  I guess that's what happens when you retire.
Love you, sweetie!

But for a while this board had to many. Speaking of trolls what ever happened to Udo? I haven't seen anything lately from anyone quite so mentally challenged since his last post.

He strikes me as one of those guys who could be here for ten years and still be a noob. and I think he is more "witless" than "titless" remember he used to bench press 400 lbs, so i bet you now he has "man boobs" rofl

Somehow I find it hard to believe that UDolt was any older than maybe 16 or 17 at the most.

because far too many guys who are not trolls actually feel this way. Have you seen the many offers for cruises and vacations posted in the ISO sections? LOL... yea, sign me up already. My idea of a vacation is to be at some guy's beck and call for days on end, not have my own room and not be able to take a shit in peace... oh, and I don't get paid for it to boot. Oh my. The jokes just keep coming.

Bare-backing 15-year-olds and cream-pieing them?  I think Ridge is there, too, along with prepkid.

But I just refuse to give a troll a serious reply.  And I want to encourage "him" to do better than this.  A good troll requires careful grooming.

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vacations are nice but bills still come in. plus she might have other resonsibilities or your not her atf

If I was to offer her the weeks worth of salary.  

Maybe HTG was right.

Inspiration to some people........  lmao

I'm da BOWSS!  I wear Versace suits and I'm on a boat traveling the Atlantic!  

"I'm on a boat... I'm on a motha fkin boat!"  

With the $$$ that she would be making if u paid her for "time spent" she can take a fab vacation by herself with someone she wants to spend time with....    Just my thought....

I'm sure everybody has figured that out.

IF the guy was someone I truly enjoyed being with both sexually and out on the town, I would not go for free, but it would be at a huge discount. My old Overnight rate was 3500... I would drop that shit to 500 a day plus meals and shopping lol. Let's face it, 500 a day for 8 days is still 4k. That's about all I made in a month when I was providing. Now, that's only because I love Europe and want to go again. If he asked me to go to freaking North Dakota, full rate would apply.

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Even the trolling reactions are pretty funny tonight.

Silly post—answered with satire*.