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OK, I will lie to you.
MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 794 reads
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But it's just a hunch. If it's true please tell me she woke you up.

Steph xoxo

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 681 reads
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I think she fell asleep...

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Number two is true, she let me sleep. Lol. Apparently I snore too.  
   
 Are you gonna play Steph :D

scoed 8 Reviews 652 reads
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1) I have fucked a lady anally

2) My wife once hired two ladies to join us for my morning birthday sex as a surprise.

3) I once got lost to an incall and was late.

Now which is the truth and which is the lie?

Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 624 reads
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Posted By: RodTidweLL
Saw this and thought it would be fun!  
  OK... how about #1.... what woman would do that to be funny??? That isn't funny! How would a woman like it???

Love
Zana

 Ok, the game is actually simple. I write 3 statements about myself. 2 of them are true but one of them is a lie. Your job is to identify which is the lie.  
   
 Rules  
   
 Try not to offend anyone  
 Write the reason why you chose that statement. ( eg. I choose statement 1/2/3 is a lie because..... ( state reason )  
 Have fun!  
   
 So heres the statements!  
   
 "Hobby" related  
   
 1) Once a lady bit my junk just to be funny.  
 2) I fell asleep 5 minutes into an appointment  
 3) Knocked on the right door at the wrong hotel  
   
   
 

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 540 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 690 reads
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You went to the right hotel, knocked on the right door, fell asleep five minutes into the session, and the lady bit your cock. That sounds like...???????????????!!!

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Saw this and thought it would be fun!  
   
 Ok, the game is actually simple. I write 3 statements about myself. 2 of them are true but one of them is a lie. Your job is to identify which is the lie.  
   
 Rules  
   
 Try not to offend anyone  
 Write the reason why you chose that statement. ( eg. I choose statement 1/2/3 is a lie because..... ( state reason )  
 Have fun!  
   
 So heres the statements!  
   
 "Hobby" related  
   
 1) Once a lady bit my junk just to be funny.  
 2) I fell asleep 5 minutes into an appointment  
 3) Knocked on the right door at the wrong hotel  
   
   
 

Arovet 62 Reviews 654 reads
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I hope, because #2 is epic!

Arovet 62 Reviews 508 reads
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1) Did anal with the first provider I ever saw and haven't before or since.

2) I dated a girl who had an aunt only five years older.  Circumstances once left me and the aunt alone together for a couple of hours and we had some of the best sex of my life.

3) I once got a BBBJ from a girl I was dating...pretty routine, except this time was in a gay bar during a very gay chippendales-type show.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 625 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 660 reads
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Because if it was true, I'm thinking, you would have realized that claiming you didn't do it BEFORE or after is redundant.

Posted By: thehumanist
1) Did anal with the first provider I ever saw and haven't before or since.  
   
 2) I dated a girl who had an aunt only five years older.  Circumstances once left me and the aunt alone together for a couple of hours and we had some of the best sex of my life.  
   
 3) I once got a BBBJ from a girl I was dating...pretty routine, except this time was in a gay bar during a very gay chippendales-type show.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 594 reads
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I have a red envelope, a blue envelope, and a yellow envelope. The donation is in one of them, and the provider must choose.

On the red envelope it says, "The donation is in this envelope."

On the blue envelope it says, "The donation is NOT in this envelope."

On the yellow envelope it says, "The donation is not in the red envelope."

Only one statement is true. Which envelope should the provider select.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 705 reads
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scoed 8 Reviews 491 reads
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But it wasn't a half truth. It was a FFFM orgy where all the ladies was bi. She did that instead of breakfast in bed. It was my second four way. It was a bit of an over load but the fresh fruit and OJ served with the lovelies helped keep me going. It was a fun way to wake up.

scoed 8 Reviews 565 reads
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The thought of anal makes me go limp. Number two is indeed the truth and it was epic.

scoed 8 Reviews 534 reads
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scoed 8 Reviews 702 reads
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skarphedin 606 reads
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Arovet 62 Reviews 770 reads
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Because it's in the yellow envelope and I get to save it for another session!

Hypothetically...

Arovet 62 Reviews 672 reads
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The anal part anyway...the rest was pretty hot.

It's number two...true except for the hot sex part.  But oh how I wanted it to play out that way.

skarphedin 666 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 657 reads
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In this case, the idea is that the provider DOES get her donation. Think of them as MY envelopes. Either way, you're wrong. Wanna try again? This time give me a real reason for your choice.

skarphedin 669 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 36 reads
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We know only one statement is true.
If the red envelope had the donation, then it and the blue envelope's statements would BOTH be true.
If the yellow envelope held the donation, then its statement and the blue's statement would BOTH be true.

With the donation being in the BLUE envelope, its own statement and the red envelope's statement are both FALSE, and the Yellow envelope's statement is the only true one.

So the YELLOW envelope's statement is the only TRUE statement because both BLUE and RED are false-- The provider's donation IS in the BLUE envelope, so that's the one she wisely selects.

Senator.Blutarsky 565 reads
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if it is in the Red then both the first and second statements are true and if it is in the Yellow then both the second and the third statements are true.  For only one statement to be true, the money has to be in the Blue.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 601 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 650 reads
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You spelt "one" correctly...oh, wait. That was Rod who spelled "one." Skarph, you just can't spell.

Arovet 62 Reviews 652 reads
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Never claimed to be particularly bright

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 638 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 594 reads
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Makes a difference if you're looking at your money or mine maybe? Understandable.

Posted By: thehumanist
Never claimed to be particularly bright
-- Modified on 7/16/2014 3:23:33 PM

Arovet 62 Reviews 749 reads
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Surely it can't be because I suck at logic problems!

inicky46 61 Reviews 694 reads
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You are the coolest poster ever on TER!

impposter 49 Reviews 676 reads
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Posted By: RodTidweLL
1) Once a lady bit my junk just to be funny.
Lie: She bit your junk because you were annoying the hell out of her

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 657 reads
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SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 617 reads
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I can't imagine anyone doing that unless they were drugged.  

But then I just read that I guessed wrongly. Ah well.

-- Modified on 7/17/2014 5:52:57 PM

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 563 reads
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Mine are:
1. I came more than 40 times during one encounter.
2. I've had a famous politician in my mouth.
3. I've had a famous football player in my mouth.

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 496 reads
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are correct. :) But what's the difference between politician and football player?

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