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it is not even 8am here yet and I am annoyed 
GFE = GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE this obviously means different things to different people...unfortunately, up until the email I got this morning I took it in the literal sense...if anyone here, there or anywhere thinks I do not put effort into YOUR pleasure, you are wrong...as a matter of fact, I eat, sleep, pee, shower, do laundry and grocery shop thinking of things that I can do for YOU to make your experience with me GREAT...I won't put a dollar amount on this BUT the new bed canopy, multiple yankee candles, flat screen tv, lingerie, comfy linens and bedding, top shelf booze for the drinkers and so on and so forth....IT ISN'T CHEAP...keeping in mind that I am single SOOOOO I am not doing this for myself DUH?!?!?!? furthermore, in this time of economical BULLSHIT, I run specials EVERY week, this on top of the fact that when the economy took a dive, I immediately lowered my rates...and to be honest, I think I am very nice for doing so...so I get this email from a man I saw last week...wait, first let me tell you that he would have a very hard time getting laid w/o a fist full of fifties...he had a huge grizzly adams beard that had an over whelming cigar smoke stench...long, skinny ostrich legs, a big hard belly, a bandana wrapped around his head that he did not remove...he turned into super dick when I asked him to take a shower..if not for his 6'7" stature and my fear of him punching me in the mouth, I'd have told him to SCREW...anyway, the email...well, the part that annoyed me anyway....QUOTE " when a man pays to come have sex with you, the least you could do is fake a cum to make the dude feel good" "guys don't give a shit about a pretty bed spread they just want to get off and get the fuck away from you" "you are going to get a shitty review from me because you are a sucky lay and a cunt" ...ok now how am I supposed to have an orgasm or even fake one if all YOU do is lay on your fucking back? I am 5'3" and your body is massive so I cannot ride you so no orgasm potential there...I am a sucky lay huh? there was no lay you dumb fuck...to add insult to injury, after 2 45 minute unsuccessful blow jobs, you finally tell me you can't cum, it just feels good...ya know, if he told me from jump street that he had ed issues at least I would know and not literally sweat like a pig from humming on this assholes cock for 1.5 hours...the best part is this was a ONE HOUR appointment...I was so gd determined to make this guy happy that I just kept going...some days this gig is a real fkn joke...and for the dbag that gave this tool a good reference, I am giving every guy I dislike your email address 
the guy is a real creep. one of those folks who thinks money is entitling somehow. i hope that you've saved correspondence so you can deal with any bad review threats. i hope you don't refer him at all except as a jackass.
i used to worry sometimes about my being a difficult client. thanks for taking the pressure off. 
hope the rest of your week goes smoothly and this joker never bothers you again.
cant believe you even went that far but do understand and what a clown for him to ask for a fake orgasm.Seems you really go out of your way for a nice evening