cant believe you even went that far but do understand and what a clown for him to ask for a fake orgasm.Seems you really go out of your way for a nice evening

This guy is full of shit. A "sucky lay"? Not even close...and ya' never had to fake anything. Let the shitty review fly...There are plenty of us out here who know better.

You know Lass, this was a lose, lose situation for you. You did your very best to please this guy and it didnt work out . On top of it all you are looking down the barrel of a bad review to boot.
In this particular case no one would have faulted you if you had whacked him on the head with a George Forman grill and buried him in the neighbors back yard.

Erin it sucks that you had such a prick for a client, but don't sweat his possible review. Most guys look at all of your glowing reviews and see this guy for what he is. You know some of us appreciate all the little things you do and thats why we keep comming back! IMHO you are the definition of GFE, even if it's only for a few hours. See you soon gorgeous!

Every business has them, but thank the lord they are the exception.

As a satisfied client, I also want to say that I do appreciate all the things you do to make an experience with you wonderful, and I'll be enjoying many more.

So sorry dear that you had to endure this.

especially since I read it before my morning coffee. lol

it is not even 8am here yet and I am annoyed GFE = GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE this obviously means different things to different people...unfortunately, up until the email I got this morning I took it in the literal sense...if anyone here, there or anywhere thinks I do not put effort into YOUR pleasure, you are wrong...as a matter of fact, I eat, sleep, pee, shower, do laundry and grocery shop thinking of things that I can do for YOU to make your experience with me GREAT...I won't put a dollar amount on this BUT the new bed canopy, multiple yankee candles, flat screen tv, lingerie, comfy linens and bedding, top shelf booze for the drinkers and so on and so forth....IT ISN'T CHEAP...keeping in mind that I am single SOOOOO I am not doing this for myself DUH?!?!?!? furthermore, in this time of economical BULLSHIT, I run specials EVERY week, this on top of the fact that when the economy took a dive, I immediately lowered my rates...and to be honest, I think I am very nice for doing so...so I get this email from a man I saw last week...wait, first let me tell you that he would have a very hard time getting laid w/o a fist full of fifties...he had a huge grizzly adams beard that had an over whelming cigar smoke stench...long, skinny ostrich legs, a big hard belly, a bandana wrapped around his head that he did not remove...he turned into super dick when I asked him to take a shower..if not for his 6'7" stature and my fear of him punching me in the mouth, I'd have told him to SCREW...anyway, the email...well, the part that annoyed me anyway....QUOTE " when a man pays to come have sex with you, the least you could do is fake a cum to make the dude feel good"  "guys don't give a shit about a pretty bed spread they just want to get off and get the fuck away from you" "you are going to get a shitty review from me because you are a sucky lay and a cunt" ...ok now how am I supposed to have an orgasm or even fake one if all YOU do is lay on your fucking back? I am 5'3" and your body is massive so I cannot ride you so no orgasm potential there...I am a sucky lay huh? there was no lay you dumb fuck...to add insult to injury, after 2 45 minute unsuccessful blow jobs, you finally tell me you can't cum, it just feels good...ya know, if he told me from jump street that he had ed issues at least I would know and not literally sweat like a pig from humming on this assholes cock for 1.5 hours...the best part is this was a ONE HOUR appointment...I was so gd determined to make this guy happy that I just kept going...some days this gig is a real fkn joke...and for the dbag that gave this tool a good reference, I am giving every guy I dislike your email address

a-hole.  This guy obviously did not treat you with the respect you deserve.  Remember, all hobbyists are not like this guy.  If he indeed does write a bad review, send a copy of his e-mail to TER Admin and hopefully they will remove it.

Have a great day!

I'm gonna say it for the ump-teenth time,I don't know how you ladies do this line of work?
This guy and the one yesterday with the poopy TP in his butt-crack!
Still shakin my head!!!
To bad you couldn't tazer the guy and drag his ass out the door!

thanks, given that he has never reviewed anyone, I will assume he was just blowing smoke up my ass...but, I did save the email and will never forget the details of the horror show lol...I know not all guys are like him...I am very lucky to have met the best of the best...but once in a while a creep comes along BOOOOOOOOOO

the guy is a real creep. one of those folks who thinks money is entitling somehow. i hope that you've saved correspondence so you can deal with any bad review threats. i hope you don't refer him at all except as a jackass.

i used to worry sometimes about my being a difficult client. thanks for taking the pressure off. hope the rest of your week goes smoothly and this joker never bothers you again.

What kind of references did he have?

"and for the dbag that gave this tool a good reference, I am giving every guy I dislike your email address."

I said all of that out of love and you run to the boards and post it!

I thought what we had was special...no more love letters for you.  I may be big and smelly but I'm sensitive, and you break my heart.  I was sure the next time we were together we would have clicked, but obviously you will not get another chance with me - I'm done with you!

Sound like you got your Halloween visit from Freddy!

When a provider is as conscientious about her profession as you are -- and I have seen you and can attest that you speak truly -- it is really depressing to see your kind nature and largess being abused by entitled jerks who feel that just because they have slapped down some money they can dispense with basic human decorum such as cleanliness and politeness.

This matter is made even worse by the intimidating nature of being alone with a man who is far from nice and is big enough to deal you grevious bodily injury just by falling on you.

Don't let the bastards get you down!

Escorts are not here to make ourselves feel better. We are hear to cater to the gentleman who see us. If he was great in bed and just a charmer he might have a girlfriend or some other girl who would be happy to screw him.

I know from experience with hobbyists and non-hobbyists, a man knowing he made me cum is one of the items high on the priority list. I try not to fake, instead I take control on my orgasm and put myself in a "position" where I am most likely to have one.

We all get sucky clients who stink, or act an ass, then the next day we meet some great guy who we really connect with and bring flowers. It balances out in the end. Comes with the territory.

Now if he lied in his review about you, then you have a right to be upset. If he was just unhappy,t hen maybe you should reach out to him - figure out the problem and go from there. I had one guy complain I wouldn't kiss him in a review. I contacted him and let him know it was because the cigarette taste on him mouth. He apologized, saw me many times since (sans smoke odor) and now calls me his ATF.

Take it with a grain of salt babe, and time to focus on the next guy, his needs and how to keep him happy. One day you will be laughing about this story.  

WooSah. Keep your pretty little head up honey.

Kisses,
Vanica Love

So you wouldn't mind her sending him your way....or for that matter any of us sending those types of guys your way? I do applaud your attitude, and some of us, me included, won't deal that type of client. More power to you Vanica...you fill that void some of us have absolutely no interest in filling

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You handled that like a champ. I tell you, there are few things that kill my libido like a repugnant odor on a woman. I don't care if she's America's Next Top Model, if she smells like curdled milk I'm EXTRA cool on that situation. Adios, stankin' ass.

And then you asked the guy to shower, he refused, and you still proceeded to blow him for 90 minutes? Fuckin A. That's like telling a stable hand to shovel horse shit, only forgo the use of the shovel. I don't know whether to say kudos, or question your sanity. But it definitely shows commitment on your part!  

My BM had a client once, who she described as "Santa Clause wearing dirty overalls". She proceeded to pull back the skin on his uncircumsized dick only to find a black ring of ???? underneath. She did not handle it as well as you...not even close.

   

I will get her a tazer! She can use it on unruly clients, that are rude or don't respect the word "NO" and keep pushing for things not on the menu. The thought makes me smile. On second thought, she may use it on me when I get a bit lazy and stubborn. Never mind, maybe it isn't a good idea to get her a tazer after all. LOL