Make-up pads or whatever.  I try to " go with the flow " but when I look down at myself at think I've been gutshot by an AK it gets a little unnerving .

Or take a walk on the wild side

Are you talking to Megan Kelly? I don't think she hooks.

you might meet someone who knew how to deal with Aunt Flo.

They are merely courtesans with training wheels. LOL

Funny post though, kinda stating the obvious in his own crusty way

That was sarcasm. yo momma is embarrassed.  But that's OK.  You don't know who she is.
-2500

I had just started my period, because I got the shit fucked out of me by someone, and boom. Aunt flo was like "Hello! Thanks for bringing the snow-blower to help me out of the house! I was stuck in there behind the drifts of cold, cold life!"  

Great point. I've never been too concerned about blood.

It's probably where you are right now using the computer with the extra big keys on it

I doubt you can afford anything but the cheap seats and come on here complaining like a little bitch.

Your mom's calling, your Kraft Mac and Cheese is ready.

You enjoying the free Wi-Fi and your courtesy cup of free water?

He's seeing cheap hookers to see if any of them are his mother.  Remember the book, "Are you my mother"....well we now know who it was written about.

/eom.

Get it?  LOL

you got to pay me . It's the only way I would waste time on a street walker

they're the queen of the single-wide with a view

If you decide to see a more mature lady, you will not have that problem, ever......

But 86H13LTP seems like an easy enough poster to dislike  

Why are you running down the US military, you commie

He thinks this is cammo.
And he loves nature.
(now watch him tell me I'm the horsie! LMAO!  Or my mom!  What game!)

But I guess those skanks you screw don't care.

Funny how most of the comments come from an alias...
 

Maybe if your cock were bigger, it would help push the cosmetic sponge closer to the cervix to avoid the problem you're having.

No, it's not just you. I've only heard "mud shark" used in the U.K. , but Google sez it means the same thing in the States ...  

Alias with no reviews. Are you sitting in your mom's basement in your boxers rubbing one out while you pretend to be somebody?  If you're a real hobbyist, why not show your reviews?  Otherwise, you're just another blowhard with no credibility.  If you ARE a real military retiree, it must be tough to see many girls on that gunny retirement check.  So I'm guessing from your OP about working while on their periods that your preferred market it pretty low end?  $50 streetwalker anyone?  Is your real name RIP?

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PK Suban over the years ? Not even close !

She was any port in the storm deal and I was ashamed of doing her . The worst part was having to getting that big shot of penicillin in the ass to kill the funk she gave me .

Please calm down.  You'll melt

Whoever told you that you had game?  Smack them.
Same thing with whoever told you that you had a penis

to be the real Batman.  Just as much credibility as everything else from the alias.

played right into it . It's typical of douche bags from that City

Excellent.  Now that's some funny stuff.