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OK, Gumby.
JakeFromStateFarm 444 reads
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Please calm down.  You'll melt

86H13LTP4820 reads

Make-up pads or whatever.  I try to " go with the flow " but when I look down at myself at think I've been gutshot by an AK it gets a little unnerving .

I had just started my period, because I got the shit fucked out of me by someone, and boom. Aunt flo was like "Hello! Thanks for bringing the snow-blower to help me out of the house! I was stuck in there behind the drifts of cold, cold life!"  

Sometimes when you're fucking a girl and she hasn't gotten her period yet, you help get the flow going, and it just happens. But it's only a few drops. If you're wearing protection, you should be fine.

However, if she was gushing all over you, I see your point.

I do have to say though - some of you guys get a teeny tiny bit of spotting on you, (some ladies spot due to birth control devices up there,) and you freak out. But then we have all of these complaints around here saying "Why did she cancel on me? Wah! Wah!

you do know that the period can be anywhere from 3-7 days per month, every - single - month, right? That's one quarter of the month where something may be dripping, then spotting afterwards. If you really want her to not work during those dates, don't come crying here when you got no good reason for her to cancel the date. Make up your minds!

Might I also add - stop fucking her like she has no limits. Some men like to jam, jam, jam, and then when they're done, they look down like "Oh no - are you bleeding?" Well, if she's on the verge of her period, you probably brought Auntie Flo in early a couple days.

-- Modified on 12/13/2016 10:27:01 PM

Great point. I've never been too concerned about blood.

Call me crazy. I totally understand ALL of the implications  

There have been times when I stayed hard indefinitely when  
the gal wanted me to keep fucking her even if I wasn't trying  
to loosen her eye teeth. Same for anal. And some times there's  
been some blood. Very little. But I've always been concerned ...  
if the gal was OK. Never a complaint.

Courtney... you certainly have a way with words ...love it.  
You can certainly make a point.  

Guys, sex ain't all pussies that smell lavendar and honey.  
But I've never experienced a civvie's cleaner and fresher  
than all but one or two providers in 12 years.  

Thank you ladies. And those that I've entertained over the  
years, thank you, thank you, thank you. It ain't all pineapple  
juice now, is it?  


-- Modified on 12/13/2016 11:54:20 PM

If you decide to see a more mature lady, you will not have that problem, ever......

We know exactly what to do gentlemen, lol.

Hugs,

Roxy not Roxanne

Posted By: roxynotroxanne
If you decide to see a more mature lady, you will not have that problem, ever......  
   
 We know exactly what to do gentlemen, lol.  
   
 Hugs,  
   
 Roxy not Roxanne
Professionals know excatly what to do for gentleman.$$.lol.

Tippecanoe476 reads

I doubt you can afford anything but the cheap seats and come on here complaining like a little bitch.

JakeFromStateFarm310 reads

Why are you running down the US military, you commie

Tippecanoe431 reads

Excellent.  Now that's some funny stuff.  :)

Posted By: 86H13LTP
Everybody troll on boards everyday.People crying over spelling and opinions and participation on internet boards..Get help please.

Alias with no reviews. Are you sitting in your mom's basement in your boxers rubbing one out while you pretend to be somebody?  If you're a real hobbyist, why not show your reviews?  Otherwise, you're just another blowhard with no credibility.  If you ARE a real military retiree, it must be tough to see many girls on that gunny retirement check.  So I'm guessing from your OP about working while on their periods that your preferred market it pretty low end?  $50 streetwalker anyone?  Is your real name RIP?

-- Modified on 12/14/2016 12:28:49 PM

JackDunphy453 reads

Are you talking to Megan Kelly? I don't think she hooks.

JakeFromStateFarm451 reads

you might meet someone who knew how to deal with Aunt Flo.

JackDunphy450 reads

They are merely courtesans with training wheels. LOL

Before I made my millions, I used to dabble in the SW scene and was never bloodied.

Did you have a story you want to share, Jake?

JakeFromStateFarm479 reads

That was sarcasm. yo momma is embarrassed.  But that's OK.  You don't know who she is.
-2500

Tippecanoe380 reads

You enjoying the free Wi-Fi and your courtesy cup of free water?

Funny post though, kinda stating the obvious in his own crusty way

86H13LTP369 reads

It's probably where you are right now using the computer with the extra big keys on it

JakeFromStateFarm288 reads

He thinks this is cammo.
And he loves nature.
(now watch him tell me I'm the horsie! LMAO!  Or my mom!  What game!)

86H13LTP507 reads

She was any port in the storm deal and I was ashamed of doing her . The worst part was having to getting that big shot of penicillin in the ass to kill the funk she gave me .

JakeFromStateFarm304 reads

Whoever told you that you had game?  Smack them.
Same thing with whoever told you that you had a penis

86H13LTP446 reads

played right into it . It's typical of douche bags from that City

Funny how most of the comments come from an alias...
 

Posted By: 86H13LTP
they're the queen of the single-wide with a view

to be the real Batman.  Just as much credibility as everything else from the alias.

But 86H13LTP seems like an easy enough poster to dislike  

I'm all for free speech on the board, but his OP hits the mark  
as crude and insensitive, which his a mild take compared to
most of his subsequent replies.

Clearly no sense of humor, which is important if you're goal  
is to be an asshole? Is he an asshole, or just having a bad day?  
I don't know. But... neither do I care. Flame on

No, it's not just you. I've only heard "mud shark" used in the U.K. , but Google sez it means the same thing in the States ...  

I ain't fraid of a little blood exposure.  What's the worst thing that could happen... ??

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