Cruisin' around at work today and decided to call a lady friend of mine. What I got on the phone was not who I expected.

Sounded like a fuckin' dude! This lady has a habit of talking in a 'TS' voice and even posts 'TS------' sometimes.

Freaked me the fuck out!

Thought it was her SO or even the 'po-po', as she so lovingly calls them.

Found out it was just allergies, and tried to have a decent conversation with doubts still running around my twisted head.

She talked with a number of people today. Who else got this experience?!

Peepee or po-po? Puh-LeeeZe!

Posting on a derivative of someone else's 'name' cuz you don't have the balls to say who you really are...

Another case for my 'no alias' argument.

Pussy.

because I always have the hardest time making out whom it is talking on the phone.

This can make for some very embarrassing situations since no one ever announces who they are on the phone anymore; they just assume you know who is on the other end of the wire.

By the way MP, I never have any trouble when you call.  I know it's you before I even pick up and I don't have caller ID either.

Oh Mr. Fisher............

How bout I call you later on today in my Transsexual voice?

Yeah babyyyyyyyyyyy.......it is back and in full force. I might be a chick with a dick...but I AM FIERCE!

Poor baby sounded really bad yesterday. I thought she was doing her best Barry White imitation earlier in the day!

xoxo,

Steph

When you say 'Hi Mike' Before I say a word!

You fucking crack me up lady!