During the few rare moments when I happen to be thinking about something other than gratuitous "well you know" ...

I find I come up with a few bizarre, unanswered questions which needs be addressed.

Like ... Do ladies leave skid marks in their undies?

I mean is this really a guy only phenomenon as one would be led to believe or do ladies do this and just act innocent or like it never happens?

What say ye, Ladies ... Skids or no? I gotta know!

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i think it is a lot easier for a lady to get a rimjob, than it is for a guy to get a rim job.  Hence the lack of bacon strips in panties.  But one day, Lord willing, the sexes hygiene will even out and we'll all be cleaning each other like stray dogs in an alley.  This I pray.

We act innocent like it never happens.
After a rigorous greek session though...

Sorry, skid marks are very rare here. To be honest, I have often wondered how men seem to leave them behind so often.....

Failure to properly wipe and then clean their hairy butts. I distinctly remember a client I only saw once(no surprise there)who wiped sideways and left a huge smear of poop that went half way across his whole buttock. As soon as I saw that I asked him to shower. He said no he was fine. I then asked him to go into the bathroom and check out his rear end as I was not going to see him if didn't shower. Sorry guys but there was only one way to deal with this situation and that was either he showered or he left.

What I really hate is when a guy sits on the bed linens and leaves a mark.

I maintain if we received as many rimjobs as the ladies get, there would be polarity in the skid mark realm.  Mark my words.

Now I realize what an educational experience marriage actually has been!  Of course women leave skid marks !

you all don't know me down here, but I just had to reply to this thread......

**On a personal note, I have been disgusted on many occasions by the egregiousness of men on this very topic, as there really, IMHO, is no excuse....I have been in bed with a client, and they have left them in the bed, in the briefs on the floor as I undress them---***Men, please take note, THERE IS NO BIGGER TURNOFF










I am a firm believer in something a famous rapper (yes, rapper, as in recording artist) said on an episode of Cribs (as in MTV Cribs) a long time ago...which I think he was parroting from a movie...but that is beside the point; here is the quote: " there is no excuse in 199(insert year here, as I don't remember) to be walkin' 'round with a dirty ass, if you a grown-ass man, just use some a'these" ------ at which point he gestured, almost pointed, to a little box of cottonelle flushable moist wipes sitting on the back of his toilet, in his water closet, in his $100k or more marble bathroom in his multi-million dollar house.




One got the idea, after watching this exchange between him and the camera, that he really wanted everyone to know, that he was walking around with a clean ass. I found this particularly poignant coming from an industry that can be so misogynistic, and sexist, and ridiculous about appearing tough (not a "punk" or a wuss) as a man.







I carry flushable moist wipes in my purse. I take shit-showers at home (meaning, a quick shower after a bowel movement), and I have been doing this for a LONG time.....and I am only 25...







***********If you are a grown-ass man, you should all do the same!************

...every time I am in Europe, I always wonder why we do not use bidets in the USA.  I agree this is a rather undelicate topic, but sometimes the old TP just doesn't do the trick!

...damn!

You may enjoy...maybe even savor the taste and aroma of feces, however I do not and as for the "rim job"...never happen and never will...giving or receiving. Just not my thing. But you have at it...

no skids here!

I wipe the heck out of my a_ _ but if I don't feel it is thoroughly clean, then I wet some tissue and wipe it off. Oh, I cannot believe I'm telling you this. However, before an appointment (even after I've already showered) I will clean the kitty and that area again.

Hugs,
ciara