On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.

I sure as hell don't.  

to mistake that for I am IN LOVE with them. I would not even say I am in love with my clients during a date...that's nuts. I am not going to fall in love in 2 hours with any guy paying me to fk him, regardless of how hot, good, and sweet, he might be. It's not "love," it's hormones...geez.

and yes, I will fall in love with you.  Ahhh... the yumminess of SPRING! Makes me happy!  Okay...to all the cynics: Hasn't happened yet, but who's to say it couldn't?   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 Happy April showers to all!
                                          Desi

Not sure how you got that but with CPA in your name, I understand.

Nothing to do with clients or providers.

I read your OP...that's what it said.

Here it is again:

There's been a lot of "Is it urine or squirting?" discussion recently so I just thought I'd check.

Just post you are "whacked on jack", and I think he"ll move on. Lol.

Do you know WTF this guy is babbling about?

I was fucking her from behind.  She started screaming, "I love you! I love you!  Marry me!  Marry me!"
One of my funniest moments in this game.  She never did explain it.  Actually, it was also the first time a provider told me she loved me.

He posted this after his OP:

Tranny eh?

I try to deflect, and change the subject.  

I'll just light a match near him and it'll look like Hiroshima.

Don't let it go to your literal head .  

But they never have the talent :0)

And am not afraid to tell them. Heck, I love all women. Especially the attractive ones, the smart ones, the petite ones, the insecure ones, Etc. I whisper I LOVE YOU into their ears, their vaginas, buttholes, even to their feet. Weather they love me back is another story but I have nothing but love and appreciation for every woman who has shared something so sacred such as her body with me.  

I would go with a dry rosé with Sushi or an unfiltered Saki.

When I say it, I mean forever or I love you as a friend. It means I no longer judge you for the things about you that I can't change, and either accept them or move on. It means that nothing in life matters other than love at that moment, and I am totally content just being where I am right now.  

I love her, she special (to me).... have only said it to one girl in 20 years,  

Fried on some good hemp, or smack, or heroine, or "x" or whatever these kids are pumping into their veins? Lol. Are they still huffing too? He proly woke up this morning in a working gals haze from last night, read her email this morning telling him how great the sex was, and now he thinks he has a shot for love for the first time since Donna Reed walked onto the screen in "It's a Wonders of the World". Lol. Let him have his fun. He won't understand why there's no email from her when he stops paying.

I don't give a fuck what he's asking.  I like my story.  JenniferXJ6.  try her sometime.

U might try Jazzfest sometime.  Most fun ever.  And legal.

Jazzfest rocks, and so do crawfish. I made some this weekend that were the size of small lobsters.

Didn't have a Daddy leave me a nice company to fuck up like you're doing.  

As I have told this ditzy broad LR, we dont cook crawdads in the North. We call Terminix! lol. Big mofo roaches that live in water are disease laden bro. lol. STAY AWAY! And while you're at it, stop peeing and shitting OUTSIDE your house. Its called a "toilet". We've had them up here for years. They really do work! I swear! lol.

Just for that...I am going to drop a stinky load all up in your house bwhahahaha.

My ex is a CEO and he was the absolute WORST lay. He did run a hospital though, so not sure if that has something to do with it. BORING!

after waiting for me to say it. such awkward silence.

He loves me. I don't love him, though I care about him as a person (he's wonderful). I don't believe in saying "I love you" it in return if I don't mean it.  

I'm not here for love, just a good time and the benefits that come along with escorting.

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Hearing "I love you" from a client can be super uncomfortable. I know some ladies who won't reschedule with clients who utter that phrase.

Maybe I should rethink going down south. I might freak out seeing all the creepy crawlies! Flying cockroaches and alligators/crocodiles.  Wait, I got to use an outhouse? Seriously? Yuck.

Hit a nerve I see.  Most failures like you are so easily offended.

Better ask that associate of yours to read and explain it to you as well....since reading comprehension is clearly NOT a skill you acquired while at DeVry.

"I love to suck your cock" while she was on her knees.  Did I believe her, hell no.  But, I saw her whenever I visited her city until she retired about 6 years ago.  She was my first ATF.