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RedheadBombshell See my TER Reviews 1106 reads
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and yes, I will fall in love with you.  Ahhh... the yumminess of SPRING! Makes me happy!  Okay...to all the cynics: Hasn't happened yet, but who's to say it couldn't?   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 Happy April showers to all!
                                          Desi

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On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.

Use this opportunity to share in a way that is not judgmental.  

I will stipulate that I have had a few cocktails!!!!

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Dr Who revived1048 reads

I sure as hell don't.  

I might suggest that the endorphins that sex creates is clouding your judgement...along with that bottle of Jack.

Have another and let's see if that helps you out.

Posted By: ceotraveling
On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.  
   
 Use this opportunity to share in a way that is not judgmental.    
   
 I will stipulate that I have had a few cocktails!!!!

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ceotraveling1066 reads

Not sure how you got that but with CPA in your name, I understand.

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Dr Who revived981 reads

I read your OP...that's what it said.

Sober up and try it again if that's not what you meant.

Posted By: ceotraveling
Not sure how you got that but with CPA in your name, I understand.

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London Rayne1056 reads

to mistake that for I am IN LOVE with them. I would not even say I am in love with my clients during a date...that's nuts. I am not going to fall in love in 2 hours with any guy paying me to fk him, regardless of how hot, good, and sweet, he might be. It's not "love," it's hormones...geez.

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RedheadBombshell1107 reads

and yes, I will fall in love with you.  Ahhh... the yumminess of SPRING! Makes me happy!  Okay...to all the cynics: Hasn't happened yet, but who's to say it couldn't?   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 Happy April showers to all!
                                          Desi

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bluepillman1008 reads

There's been a lot of "Is it urine or squirting?" discussion recently so I just thought I'd check.
:D

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808transplant1000 reads

I would go with a dry rosé with Sushi or an unfiltered Saki.

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inicky461066 reads

U might try Jazzfest sometime.  Most fun ever.  And legal.

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GaGambler1023 reads

Jazzfest rocks, and so do crawfish. I made some this weekend that were the size of small lobsters.

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bluepillman1039 reads

As I have told this ditzy broad LR, we dont cook crawdads in the North. We call Terminix! lol. Big mofo roaches that live in water are disease laden bro. lol. STAY AWAY! And while you're at it, stop peeing and shitting OUTSIDE your house. Its called a "toilet". We've had them up here for years. They really do work! I swear! lol.

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London Rayne1026 reads

Just for that...I am going to drop a stinky load all up in your house bwhahahaha.

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AlexandraMilw884 reads

Maybe I should rethink going down south. I might freak out seeing all the creepy crawlies! Flying cockroaches and alligators/crocodiles.  Wait, I got to use an outhouse? Seriously? Yuck.

:D

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As I have told this ditzy broad LR, we dont cook crawdads in the North. We call Terminix! lol. Big mofo roaches that live in water are disease laden bro. lol. STAY AWAY! And while you're at it, stop peeing and shitting OUTSIDE your house. Its called a "toilet". We've had them up here for years. They really do work! I swear! lol.

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ceotraveling1055 reads

Nothing to do with clients or providers.

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Dr Who revived874 reads

Here it is again:

Posted By: ceotraveling
On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.  
   
 Use this opportunity to share in a way that is not judgmental.    
   
 I will stipulate that I have had a few cocktails!!!!
So which part of "love" and "this profession" am I missing here?   Or are you just suggesting that you are a loner, have no family or friends and equate the hookers here are filling some banal need for companionship that you are transferring into a love emotion for yourself?

And if it has nothing to do with P4P...why the fuck are you posting it here versus match.com?

Posted By: ceotraveling
Nothing to do with clients or providers.

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bluepillman1181 reads

Just post you are "whacked on jack", and I think he"ll move on. Lol.

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Dr Who revived1087 reads

Do you know WTF this guy is babbling about?

I think he's talking to the bottom of a bottle...I sure hope so  :D

If he's a CEO I sure hope they have a contingency plan.  Communication is essential to success.  

Posted By: bluepillman
Just post you are "whacked on jack", and I think he"ll move on. Lol.

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Dr Who revived939 reads

I'll just light a match near him and it'll look like Hiroshima.

He'll read this shit in the morning before he heads into the office his Dad left him.  Thank god that cousin Vinnie is actually the man in charge or ceotraveling would be out of a job!

And then he and truck21 would be trolling BP together as neither has enough for a decent hooker.

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bluepillman1201 reads

Fried on some good hemp, or smack, or heroine, or "x" or whatever these kids are pumping into their veins? Lol. Are they still huffing too? He proly woke up this morning in a working gals haze from last night, read her email this morning telling him how great the sex was, and now he thinks he has a shot for love for the first time since Donna Reed walked onto the screen in "It's a Wonders of the World". Lol. Let him have his fun. He won't understand why there's no email from her when he stops paying.

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London Rayne1090 reads

When I say it, I mean forever or I love you as a friend. It means I no longer judge you for the things about you that I can't change, and either accept them or move on. It means that nothing in life matters other than love at that moment, and I am totally content just being where I am right now.  

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Nothing to do with clients or providers.

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inicky461362 reads

I was fucking her from behind.  She started screaming, "I love you! I love you!  Marry me!  Marry me!"
One of my funniest moments in this game.  She never did explain it.  Actually, it was also the first time a provider told me she loved me.

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Dr Who revived1172 reads

He posted this after his OP:

Posted By: ceotraveling
Nothing to do with clients or providers.
No fucking clue what this guy is asking.  But whatever he's smoking, I'd like some

FWIW I've had some hookers tell me they love me too...thank me for my friends always tagging along all named Ben...and thankfully my exiting on time.  And then we get to do it all over again.

Posted By: inicky46
I was fucking her from behind.  She started screaming, "I love you! I love you!  Marry me!  Marry me!"  
 One of my funniest moments in this game.  She never did explain it.  Actually, it was also the first time a provider told me she loved me.

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ceotraveling1128 reads

But they never have the talent :0)

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Dr Who revived1121 reads

Didn't have a Daddy leave me a nice company to fuck up like you're doing.  

Have cousin Vinny call my office to tomorrow and I'll see what I can do to save the company you've destroyed.  Have you told your Mother yet that you've lost everything yet?

Yep...consulting on bankrupt entities has done well for me.  And every once in a while the putz kid finally figures it out.

Doesn't sound like you'll be one of them.

Work for dimwits like you?  Never did and never will.

Posted By: ceotraveling
But they never have the talent :0)

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ceotraveling933 reads

Hit a nerve I see.  Most failures like you are so easily offended.

I enjoy your rants, so keep them coming so I have something to chuckle about.  

It demonstrates why you had to become a CPA and lacked the intelligence to be the CEO.

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Dr Who revived991 reads

Better ask that associate of yours to read and explain it to you as well....since reading comprehension is clearly NOT a skill you acquired while at DeVry.

Now go be a good little doobie and get the real head of the company her coffee.  She likes it black..remember.

And you may want to make arrangements to move on out as Dad has just contracted my firm to orchestrate the sale to someone who can actually make a profit.  Oh..and I don't care about titles, not when I'm the owner(s).  Had you not fucked up your chance you too may have had the chance to finally own something.

Don't worry..your unemployment benefits will cover you for a while.  I guess the wifey may not be all that thrilled however.

Posted By: ceotraveling
Hit a nerve I see.  Most failures like you are so easily offended.  
   
 I enjoy your rants, so keep them coming so I have something to chuckle about.    
   
 It demonstrates why you had to become a CPA and lacked the intelligence to be the CEO.

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London Rayne1100 reads

My ex is a CEO and he was the absolute WORST lay. He did run a hospital though, so not sure if that has something to do with it. BORING!

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inicky46930 reads

I don't give a fuck what he's asking.  I like my story.  JenniferXJ6.  try her sometime.

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ihateuga1157 reads

Tranny eh?

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natashalynne1171 reads

I try to deflect, and change the subject.  

I'll never forget the first time a client said it to me.  I answered, or kind of stuttered, "no you don't."  Now I basically just pretend they didn't say it.

I am surprised by how often I have had clients say it.  

Maybe it's because I'm not a good liar, but I don't say it unless I really mean it, which means mostly only to my daughter and my dad.

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WondersOfTheWrld1009 reads

after waiting for me to say it. such awkward silence.

He loves me. I don't love him, though I care about him as a person (he's wonderful). I don't believe in saying "I love you" it in return if I don't mean it.  

I'm not here for love, just a good time and the benefits that come along with escorting.

-- Modified on 4/14/2013 8:04:21 PM

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AnotherPerspective909 reads

Don't let it go to your literal head .  :-D

 
I have found it suitable in a few  civilian cases to love her for who she isn't than like her for who she is  .  
 
 Love is  most difficult for me when I love her dearly yet can't stand her near me  .  
 
   Never had those kind of issues  with a provider .  
 Never had a provider give me an upset stomach when I loved her back  .  

 I love providers , do you ?   :-D

 
 

 

 
 
   
 

Posted By: ceotraveling
On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.  
   
 Use this opportunity to share in a way that is not judgmental.    
   
 I will stipulate that I have had a few cocktails!!!!

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808transplant1227 reads

And am not afraid to tell them. Heck, I love all women. Especially the attractive ones, the smart ones, the petite ones, the insecure ones, Etc. I whisper I LOVE YOU into their ears, their vaginas, buttholes, even to their feet. Weather they love me back is another story but I have nothing but love and appreciation for every woman who has shared something so sacred such as her body with me.  

Thanks ladies, I have a special place in my heart and mind for each and every one of you.

808  :)

As for Romantic love I suggest that you do some follow up reading between Eros (and I dont mean Aphrodite's son) and Agapi. I have never experienced Eros love in 42 years of being here.

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CCMAN1012 reads

I love her, she special (to me).... have only said it to one girl in 20 years,  

Posted By: ceotraveling
On this board, where we all live in such a fantasy world of "make believe", can you tell this board what it means to you to LOVE someone?  I am sure that many of you will brush off this question but, frankly, a large part of the success of this this profession is because we (provide/hobbyist) are missing this in our lives.  
   
 Use this opportunity to share in a way that is not judgmental.    
   
 I will stipulate that I have had a few cocktails!!!!

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WondersOfTheWrld932 reads

Hearing "I love you" from a client can be super uncomfortable. I know some ladies who won't reschedule with clients who utter that phrase.

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keystonekid1223 reads

"I love to suck your cock" while she was on her knees.  Did I believe her, hell no.  But, I saw her whenever I visited her city until she retired about 6 years ago.  She was my first ATF.

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