On the bed-post overnight?

??

what she said.

Also a Goo Bazooka.

on Saint Paddy's Day.  But, yes, those kids are all growed up now!

Wet Spot , right ? Ewwwwwww so much for your breakfast !

Cause that's how I bust every time..
I have been told I taste like Lucky Charms

I had a very popular hooker tell me, once, that she only had a 15min window between each client. You're kissing the dudes dick who was there very recently.

See providers who limit dates to one or two a day. Hopefully with enough time in-between for her to "clean up".

In 15 minutes I can do a quick APC and a good Listerine gargle all ready for number 6 of the day.

Semen MIGHT be the "healthier" choice if all factors were considered.

And if you care that much. Book her for the day.  
15min clean up is gross...I get that, but.
Do you really think you are safer, or cleaner if she took an hour? Two?
How long will it take for her to be clean?

Plus....
ITS LIMITED EDITION CERAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
gimmiegimmiegimmie

ewwwwwwww. or tasting a condom if you do DATY lol

Better than tasting the previous guys spooge. All joking aside.

lol

And another fun fact to ponder is that the bedspreads only get washed every week or two.

One more reason that I like out calls.

6? in ONE day? Woh. Ok. And, ouch? LOL

We have mastered secrets of completely redecorating entire room in 15 minutes or less.  Its part of Secret Super Hooker Training

KGB skill, nyet?  Or Smersh.
dddbabe, back in the day.  Watching her field-strip an AK?  Priceless

Notice the room has two beds?  The girl "works" on one, sleeps in the other.

When we were done! Changing sheets definitely was nowhere on the agenda!

but I hope they go home and properly clean themselves (or in the case of incall, wait til I leave).

Really would like you to pm me. I like your posts and am intrigued. I travel alot.

at least the sheets...But what about theem..."recreational equipment"? Or do you ask the lady to shower first? Or provide some "Summer's Eve"????

I've been around this board long enough to have heard you tell that one!  It's still a marketable skill in many parts of the world.

THAT is washed after each client, but we are talking less than 6 guys a month here. There is a reason why so many of us are insistent for you to stay ON TOP of the damn duvet we throw down...many women have expensive bedding at incalls that has to be dry cleaned. Unless you want the bill, use common sense. If I let YOU under the sheets, how many other guys do you think I would also let under there? Fkin nasty! The point is to keep fluids OFF the damn mattress, and I have memory foam.

If she hasn't already thrown it back, I will.  I refuse to play on one.

Yep, which is why I don't use hotels unless I am touring. Even then, I always bring my OWN covers to put on top of the sheets, after I toss their rag off. I am not sleeping in spunk, nor would I have one of my clients be on the same set of anything that was used the day before.