regardless of how good or poor her service. lol

That should get you the accreditation you (and others) seem to crave.

I searched all over and can't seem to locate how to get my accreditation on this.

What exactly defines upscale? And if I take a guess on what it means, I suspect its not likely that the guys who aren't upscale are going to admit to it, or that they'll say "well I'm not upscale so I guess I'll look elsewhere"

Snails

Lot's of times I see things like:

The proctor is ready to see you now...

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I always wear a cutaway coat to all my assignations with ladies of the evening.
I always have my batman exfoliate and buff my entire body with particular attention to my "bits and pieces."
When arranging an appointment with a "soiled dove" I give her all my personal information including credit card and checking account numbers.
I make sure to present her the full donation plus a 25% tip in a subtly perfumed envelope.
Even though I arrived squeaky clean I immediately take a shower so she knows I am dewy and fresh.
I then indulge in light social banter after decanting the fine Bordeaux I brought in a velvet-lined leather case.
After gently disrobing her, whilst kissing each piece of flesh I expose, I graze between her snowy thighs until she shudders with orgasm.
Then I fall asleep, confident in a job well done.
When she gently rouses me from slumber I quickly dress and leave, thanking her profusely for her indulgences.
No wonder my return is always welcomed.  Because I am the very definition of an "upscale gentleman."
As you can plainly see

They all do. It must be a marketing ruse, because I haven't been turned down yet.  It must have something to do with VIP providers, too, as every one I've booked with has been VIP. And college-educated. Can't forget college. Phd's even. (I  think that means "pussy holds dollars").

I didn't realize that passing that test, or exam as the Senator  is suggesting would be so difficult.

as "the gentleman"!

my day job is waiting tables at an upscale restaurant.  Sometimes I take my ladies there for a fine dinner, after they wake me up.  But I always pay them for their time, as well as for their upscale meal.
It's how I roll, so to speak

Don't make me come over there...

that's an Upstate Gentleman.

You don't know either.

...but jealous is not one of them. What is there to be jealous of? That statement didn't make sense to me.

I am just seeking how to be upscale.

you asked your pal last night about his reviews.  We have yet to hear from him on the matter.  Perhaps you should renew your request.


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Most often, the loudest  guy in the room is compensating for his lack of game.  
   
  Genuine Upscale Gentlemen have no need to to brag about their cars.    
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY3ZG49SA08

The server should have already done so for you.

Just what kind of "upscale" places are you dining in anyhow?

The definition I believe describes Ph.D. needs the precursors . Every one know what  a Bachelor of Science --BS stands for, a MS = More of Same and that PhD means Piled Higher and Deeper. Having that degree I can vouch for the definition. lol But more to the theme of what is a gentleman I think it's simple, a man who treats a provider like a person and not just somethings he attaches to his penis.

When I was in my early 20s and clueless about everything, I was introduced to a circle of 10/10 girls, also in their 20s, by my pretty female friend-with-"just a tiny bit of benefits."  I was "the reliable guy friend" (read: back burner loser) and soundboard to help her rebound.  In exchange, I scored good sex for maybe once or twice a month.  One thing that kept popping up in their conversations was this term - "upscale guy"  

When having a dinner with a lady, after you order and the server leaves, if you do NOT spread your napkin on your lap you are a slob.

You've said you like to swallow cum, Robbin, so here's one for you.  I'll teach how to post them but I'll expect a nice "thank you." You can guess what it might be

Easiest way is to use something like Google Image Search, and search for "animated humor gif" or something like that. I'm sure there's also sites that have loads of animated gifs that area categorized.  

When you hear the William Tell Overture, if you think of Rossini’s last opera you are an upscale gentleman. If you think of the Lone Ranger you are not.

Does that qualify me?

Are you suggesting that I attend an opera?

It was used earlier!

An upscale gentleman is normally a gentleman that doesn't offend a girl talks considerately to her brings a small gift and dresses appropriately that would mean a suit or casual dress close. Mostly very thoughtful and mannerly on time and leaves when he sees its appropriate to do so without a problem and only saying positive things.

Hombre to hombre. if you NEED to ask then for sure as hell it ain't you....lol

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upscale hombre to upscale hombre?

Is that in lieu of the fat envelope? You said nothing about money. That's fkin awesome.

What does it mean if I don't know what the William Tell Overture is,  or who Rossini is and there is no song or tune that makes me think of The Lone Ranger (although I know a pretty good joke about Tonto and the Lone Ranger)?

As it just makes me think "gee, I'd really like an apple right now."

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lol. sorry.  
in my opinion, an upscale gentleman is a fella who can behave like a gentleman. you know - not pick your nose, ass, or balls in public. they know how to act around a woman who has (hopefully) gone out of their way to impress (albeit for consideration at times) someone who has the potential of picking their nose/ass/balls anywhere they feel like it tee hee hee.

and say what a classy lady is to me...

guess that's why we "charge"  "too much" .... hahahahaha.  
just playing. kinda, LOL

not terribly silly, usually older but pretty fucking hot anyway and generally willing and able to give you what you want without the blank stare.

"casual dress close" LMAO Does an upscale gentleman prefer a Lady that understands proper grammar?

Awww!!! Senator, I think I'm in love ; )