this should be interesting??

A Provider wants to be paid in Full before the Session starts. I always pay at the end.

He pushes BBFS.  The only times I've ever cried after an appt.  Sigh...

CurlyQ opens his mouth.

The sedatives kick in, the tub is full of ice, and then you notice he’s already missing a kidney.

Every provider I know expects to be paid before the session starts.  That's the way this game works. I don't know who you're seeing, or where you play, but don't try that shit in NY.

I mean, why waste all that perfectly good ice?

made my "beat you by 4" post late. So, you beat me on that one!

At least I'm not lying when I tell a guy he's a perfect match and just the type I'm looking for.

What you started . . . Lol!!!

... slippery with sweat and femcum. Consolation: The K-9 was ridiculous.  

Seriously, is it just me or are they really hard to open? That is taking birth control TOO FAR, IMHO

Just checking to make sure I will be safe with you!

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The only organ recital will be if we take in a Bach concert at Avery Fisher Hall.

Gets me all excited for nothing. Bad girls. lol.

you or somebody says "I hate it when..." or "I hate that..whatever."

That's true for us guys as well.  Ladies advertise they are into women and when you get them together, they barely interact . . . disappointing

It may seem petty but:

After letting a gal go ahead and shower before I do (It takes them longer to get ready to go out to dinner, so it makes sense.) I go over to the shower and lean in to adjust the hot/cold water controls when:  Sploosh, I get a head full of water because she forgot to set the control back to tub from shower.

Anyone else have that problem?

Please always set the control back to tub.

of course she should not ask you for the donation up front.  You should discreetly drop it on a table before starting.

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Now we're gonna get innumerable posts from girls complaining about how we leave the toilet seat up!  Or worse, get our pee on it!
I should add that, at least in this case, I am thoroughly domesticated.

We'll stop peeing on the seat and floor, and they stop forgetting to set the shower to the tub setting.

If that gets settled, maybe we can even think about resolving the sneakers/high-heels issue.

Change the controls with one that automatically switches. They do make those and most hotels I stay have them

Wtf is fecum ? Is that photo u or her ? Now playing for the girls team #81 Brent Taylor !

Here in California I've never ever even considered the thought of not paying upfront. It seems to me that the risk for getting shorted is far great for the provider than the hoobyist. I mean the hobbyist could easily claim they don't have all the money after services are rendered and there's not much a provider could do (unless a pimp gets involved and things turn REAL bad). On the other hand it's not likely that the provider would snatch the donation and then climb out the back window never to return hahaha.

Well, you probably already know, but I'll tell you why I do it...To control the pace, insure teeth isn't involved, to be busy doing something and not just staring at her, and to stroke her hair appreciatively and perhaps move the hair out of the way. But if I ever visit, I'll try to remember!

the regional board is for a city 100 miles away from here.
Deprived