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lololancer 33 Reviews 88 reads
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Another member of the "LOSERS" club!
Do your PARENTS know you're on here?
How did you get past their parental controls?!
Get to bed, young man!  ;)

GaGambler4830 reads

How about a multi day "let's quarantine together" special where you just hunker down, fuck like rabbits, and watch Netflix together during your down time?  

 
It has to be safer than making even one trip out in public where you'll in contact with dozens of other people.  Hey if we have to lock ourselves at home for a couple of weeks, we might as well enjoy ourselves, right?

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coeur-de-lion125 reads

You are the absolute LAST person on this board that I ever thought would be advocating spending 14 days with the SAME girl.  You better go get tested.  Something is responsible for you saying something like this that is so out of character for you.   Lol

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GaGambler95 reads

I was joking around with a buddy of mine and suggested this, but I IMMEDIATELY said that there was no fucking way I was spending two whole weeks with any woman myself.

 
Personally, I am NOT planning on giving up sex while this "crisis" plays out. I don't have a sick mother that lives with me and I have less than zero worries about dying from such a pussy virus that can only pick on the old and the sick. FUCK YOU Corona, come get me if you've got the balls. lol

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36363jensen116 reads

Your mistake was thinking you only needed one other for the quarantine. You could simply opt for a larger location and 14 girls.

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GaGambler117 reads

GREAT fucking idea, why didn't I think of it? lol

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36363jensen112 reads

Well, I give you the pass on that. It was a pretty boneheaded misread on CFR stats initially.

We'll wait to hear how the quarantine works out for you now a solid plan is in place! lol

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GaGambler129 reads

But at least I'll die happy. lol

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coeur-de-lion138 reads

doesn't raise his IQ any.  Remember this little exchange from a few years ago . . . .?

-- Modified on 3/17/2020 4:21:46 AM

Related Link: Kgirls working for Kim Jung Un . . .

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BigPapasan152 reads

...until he tested positive for it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYC6oQIAzbI

 
And them he humbly apologized:
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/coronavirus-infected-jazz-star-rudy-gobert-provides-health-update-wishes-he-took-this-thing-more-seriously/

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Ali2118 reads

I love the spirit behind that idea. I only wish I had thought of it two weeks ago.    

Another "Corona" special would be no kissing, but that spoils the fun.

As a result, I am saving lots of money and lots of time and avoiding the hobby for awhile.  

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Sheila Starr104 reads

XoXo

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lololancer163 reads

... finding someone DESPERATE enough that's willing to accept payment to spend ANY time with a LOSER like you.  

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coeur-de-lion147 reads

I know the stores in your area are out of Purell, but I didn't know they were out of whacking lotion, too.  You poor thing!   You should go rub one out and maybe you will calm down a little.  Whether you fear CV19 or not, its a convenient excuse for YOU not seeing providers right now.  Give yourself a hand . . . .y.  Lol

-- Modified on 3/17/2020 7:25:22 AM

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lololancer106 reads

...think I'm gonna WHACK one out while thinking about YOUR mutha!  ;)

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GaGambler123 reads

and even someone as stupid as you must know that would make his mother at least 80ish.  

 
So you are telling us that you are going to "WHACK one out" while thinking about a woman in her 80's, Stupid, illiterate AND sick is one hell of a trifecta.

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lololancer104 reads

PROJECTING much..., loser?  ;)

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awesomeabsat4095 reads

Dude. Lola. Or is it translola. A bit defensive and rude.  Sexually ambiguous? You a bikini model with a dick🤞

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lololancer89 reads

Another member of the "LOSERS" club!
Do your PARENTS know you're on here?
How did you get past their parental controls?!
Get to bed, young man!  ;)

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awesomeabsat40105 reads

Funny. Chubby lover.  Based on your reviews, seems you like a few extra pounds on ladies. Based on bc comments, we get that lover wannabe. Please say here whatever finally gives you purpose and meaning.  Sorry you lack it in the more quiet, personal and normal parts of your life.  Best to you lost (chubby) boy😀😇

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lololancer104 reads

like you FUCKERS are the model of FITNESS?
WHAT gives my life MEANING?
Coming on here and FUCKING with you LOSERS.
You're welcome.  ;)

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lololancer100 reads

THANKS for reading my reviews!  :)
I hope you ENJOYED them, especially with your APPARENT reading "difficulties."  :(
Please return to them for comfort, education, and entertainment during these TOUGH times.
Stay safe, LOSER!  ;)

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coeur-de-lion127 reads

randy old broad until she passed a few years ago.  She kept my dad interested and faithful for nearly 70 years.  She would have had  a belly laugh at the idea that some young guy like dodo was whacking off to the thought of her.  Whoo-ah.   Go ahead, dodo, rub one out and make an old lady smile.  If you get a message from beyond asking why your dick is so small, yeah, that would be her.  She was the judgmental type.  Lol

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lololancer104 reads

I'm STILL gonna WACK it to HER!  :)
You're welcome!  ;)

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coeur-de-lion127 reads

seeing some of the providers you like, and whacking  off, I would choose whacking off too.  Fortunately, I have an virtually unlimited supply of spinners where I live, so my whacking off days are behind me.  You go right ahead and do whatever kinky shit makes you happy.   At least you are conceding that you're not normal.  

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lololancer120 reads

Um, yeah, unless you live on the "MOON," buddy, good luck getting ACCESS to those "spinners."
Hope you bought the LARGE, gallon size of LOTION, along with your GALLONS of milk, and tubs of MAYO your white TRASH ass bought when you were at COSTCO.
Maybe 'PornHub" is offering a DISCOUNT on membership, LOSER?  
Have fun!  ;)

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coeur-de-lion105 reads

I made a post about you whacking off.   Then all the way down the thread, that's all you have to come back at anybody with.  Don't you see the irony in calling other people losers when you aren't bright enough to come up with original put-downs of your own?  If my history is correct, I believe using "So's your old man . . . ." comebacks went out in the 1950's.  If you can't think up anything new, then I guess you have no choice, but it sure makes you look stupid.  

 
I said virtually unlimited because I will never get to them all.  Right now, I think there's around 50 available.  Do I need to post the links?  I saw one yesterday, and I have one booked for tomorrow.  The link is below . . . .

 
Compare this hottie to one of your favorite Chubs, and then tell me what a great hobbyist you are.  Bwahahahaha

Related Link: Spinner heaven . . . .

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lololancer132 reads

Ooh, wait until the "thick" girl find out about you!
They ain't gonna be NONE too happy!  :)
BTW, do these chicks know you're USING them to post FAKE reviews?
I'd be CAREFUL right now as a lot of these ladies are probably OUT of commission, then your whole RUSE will be up and out in the OPEN.
I'm sure the "T.E.R." community wouldn't want to see you BOOTED/BLACKLISTED for posting FAKE reviews!
LOL!  ;)

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coeur-de-lion116 reads

that I don't see grandma's, uglies or fatties.  As a hobbyist, I'm not ashamed of my tastes running to women like the one in the link I posted that I'm seeing today, so you're wasting time with this argument.  Granted, its your choice where you want to pay to stick your dick.  If you make what some of the rest of us consider to be LOSER choices, we are allowed to comment on your lack of taste, and/or, your desperation.

 
Most of my reviews get me PM's from other hobbyists in my local area thanking me for the detailed reviews, and telling me the girl was EXACTLY like I described her.  Can't do that if you didn't actually see her, which is why you have advocated here that TER allow reviews with LESS details, so the YOU can get away with YOUR fakes.  Maybe someone should contact Stacy, and tell her about the low scores you gave her.  Maybe she will contact TER and tell them she didn't see you.  Hope you saved your emails so you can prove you did.  I  save all my  text messages with bookers for at least six months in case anyone claims I didn't see them.  

 
Now where's that photo link to one of the last few girls you have seen so we can compare her to the kinds of girls I'm fucking three days a week?  Are you ashamed?  Blacklisted by better-looking girls?  Can't get an appointment?  You have only two reviews since TER came back online in the US.  Why is that, big-time hobbyist? Bwahahahahaha

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lololancer124 reads

... unlike SOME people... LOSER!  ;)

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coeur-de-lion101 reads

You're doing multiple posts right now.  How much trouble is it to go to their profiles, copy the link, and paste it here?  If you don't know how to do that, just say so, and I'm sure someone would help you out.  Or are you ashamed of the kinds of girls YOU are able to get a session with?

 
Do you see what a complete surrender it is for me to address and dispel each one of your points, and then the only comeback you have is, . . . .  "Um, cuz I have a LIFE."    THIS is an example why no one will ever replace you as the board piñata as long as you are here for us to ass-kick every day.  

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UOnlyLive2x125 reads

The newbies need to pay their dues. Give your regulars grand father rates. I would love to see couple local ATFs I've met multiple times, but their rates have increased (although well deserving so). Only because I do keep a strict budget for hobbying and they just passed my limit with their raises.

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coeur-de-lion92 reads

We are faced with choices on how to prioritize our budgets, and for me, it comes down to seeing a girl for multiple hours at a lower hourly rate versus seeing a girl for one hour at a higher hourly rate.  For my day to day needs, I prefer multiple hours at a lower rate per hour, but if I'm celebrating something or looking for something different from the norm, then I have no problem seeing a provider who charges more per hour.  It just means I have used a bigger portion of my budget for the splurge on the spluge.  

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GaGambler108 reads

Your BFF BPOS likes to point out that I rarely if ever pay more than $3-400 hr, the reason I don't pay any more than that is that there is simply no reason to do so here in Texas. Likewise when I am at the Del Rey in Costa Rica, I don't pay over $100 hr, because THAT is what the going rate is. To agree to pay more than market doesn't make you generous, it makes you stupid. I never agree to pay over market up front in any business. Now giving a generous tip AFTERWARDS is a completely different matter, that shows you are generous, not stupid.

 
Now conversely I often travel to places like LA or LV where prices are much higher than they are here in Texas. I don't expect touring girls to come to Texas and charge LA prices just because that is what they are "used to" by that same token I don't come to LA and expect the ladies to discount their rates to me just because that's what I am used to paying.

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coeur-de-lion107 reads

"cheap" by some guys here that are much lower volume than us because of the hourly rate we pay in the market segment we both PREFER.  I see new girls for one hour as a rule (nothing is worse than getting stuck for two hours with a girl you're just not clicking with), but over 90 % of my repeat visits are for two hours or longer.  So the fact that I am now paying, on average about $300 per hour (the girls I see run from $280 to $350 now in SoCal) allows me more time with these ladies within the thousands of dollars I spend each month on pussy.  There are times I have a craving for something different, and I will spend more, up to $500/hour, to get it.  AND, don't tell Jack, but I ALWAYS tip unless it was so bad I know I will never be back.  Lol

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GaGambler129 reads

I can't remember the last 2 hour date with a hooker that I have ever had. I either schedule for an hour, a dinner date, or an overnight date.

 
Speaking just for myself personally, an hour is plenty of time for sex, and two hours really is not enough time for me to finish twice. It takes me at least 30 minutes to finish once, a lot of times 45 minutes, and when you consider "recovery time" PLUS the fact that it takes me longer to finish the second time than the first, two pops in two hours is a rarity for me. On the days that I want to have sex twice I would much prefer to have a session in the day time and another one, with a different girl of course, in the evening. OR of course If it's someone I really like I might spend 8-12 hours with her, not just two.

 
And yes, I won't tell Jack about your tipping, it will be our little secret.

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kateiam95 reads

No need to worry, no ones lining up to be quarantined with a misogynist with an inflated ego.

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GaGambler85 reads

You forgot "angry and bitter"  

 
What kind of MHB are you going to  if you can't get the jargon correct?  

 
And just how do you know that I am both a misogynist AND that I have an inflated (I prefer healthy) ego after only having been here for about five minutes? Please tell me more, this could be fun.

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kateiam134 reads

GaGambler,
I know everything about you.
I even know your favorite past time.
Would you like to place a bet?

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lester_prairie113 reads

Let's stay away from doxing people.  Anything posted here is fair game, but identifying side channel stuff is a dangerous game.

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kateiam90 reads

PLAYING GRAMMAR POLICE.  
Now let’s talk about your inflated ego.
But let’s make this fun.  
I bet you $100 I can prove to you you have an inflated ego.
Are you a betting man?

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GaGambler110 reads

That might be worth a hundred bucks.

 
You have proved one thing though, you are hardly a NEW poster here. lol

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