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OH BABY, WOULD YOU WAX MY CAR...AND SHAMPOO MY CAT???
MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1052 reads
posted
1 / 30
I'd appreciate a word from the ladies - when you say something in the throes of an orgasm.....

I've been around the block but this one has me scratching my head a bit.... would
appreciate some thoughtful response - and I am sure there will be some of the usual
thoughtless but entertaining response as well....

setting:

you are getting royally pounded in mish

you are working your hips and using your hands above you head against the headboard to push back hard to meet the thrusts

you are sucking two of his fingers voraciously....  moaning....

he is squeezing your left breast and especially the nipple - harder - harder as you nod and urge him on

you orgasm -  (or in all fairness perhaps you just decide to fake one but if so you are one of the
best actors ever and have wonderful control over your bodies ability to produce the physical effects and copious fluids...)

and you exclaim something extraordinary in the throes of orgasm and repeat it several times afterward while pulling him to you.... holding him tight.... and looking deeply into his eyes....

the thing you exclaim -

is it likely to be -

gfe reflex.....

totally meaningless brain disconnected speech....

an impulse of the moment.....

truth being expressed while barriers are down....

something you are saying to someone else in your imagination.....

 
or

hbyist+truth=;( 565 reads
posted
2 / 30
Never been in that situation so can't help you out MK. e.


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wayward50133 See my TER Reviews 757 reads
posted
3 / 30
Ok I'm confused.

Exclaim what exactly?

I guess it's never happened to me either then Mr. Ketterman lol.

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 782 reads
posted
4 / 30
It's all fantasy...

It's like asking Meryl Streep what she was "thinking about," or feeling, when shooting the dramatic sequences in "Sophie's Choice." She couldn't tell you.

Did a provider blurt out her love for you?

You must be something special as a lover man (Poe's Law, king's x), maybe the ladies ought to give you a discount just to experience your superior skills. What do you think? Would you like that?

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 763 reads
posted
5 / 30
well, you don't have to see it as a hobby situation, nor do all of the specifics have to be.....

the same or similar,

to share a woman's intuition about things said in moments like these...

however if you can't relate to the situation I certainly understand -  or if you would rather not say -

Cheers :)

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 579 reads
posted
6 / 30
Your posts are hilarious and worthless at the same time

Hope it makes you feel better, since you got that of your chest.

hbyist+truth=;( 639 reads
posted
7 / 30
This is a real life situation far removed from the hobby

It will be with someone I love or care about and am fiercely attracted to.  

Usually how it is making me feel and how amazing they were in their participation in my orgasm.  

MK, happens all the time, very responsive with someone I care about and am attracted to.

In addition what I say is from the heart because there is real feelings.

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MissMarieM See my TER Reviews 570 reads
posted
8 / 30
I have a loose interpretation of the L word

When I say it, I mean "right now."  It isn't fake per se, just easily induced by all the fake circumstances of the moment.

Sounds like a good time.

MissMarieM See my TER Reviews 541 reads
posted
9 / 30
Preach it sista! Lol. EOM


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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 625 reads
posted
10 / 30
nice assumption.....

but incorrect... on the first score

on the second bit,  well,   I'll leave that to the ladies.....

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 520 reads
posted
11 / 30
well that is as it should be - but how do you figure that out? oh - and in this instance.....

if she was trying to "tell me what I want to hear" - she miscalculated -

did not particularly want to hear anything of substance actually as I was just enjoying fucking her, and that is all I was there for.....

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 552 reads
posted
12 / 30
well - you are welcome for the entertainment.... but if they are worthless.....

then why waste your time on them ??   :p

I suspected that when I posted this a lot of people would jump to the most obvious conclusion -   that is interesting in itself, however....

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 521 reads
posted
13 / 30
And how do you know what the client wants to hear?

Do you have them fill out a questionaire as part of screening? Or do you Pre sex interview

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 789 reads
posted
14 / 30
I agree - the entire P4P milieu puts us into a fantasy of sorts......

and anything that happens there may feel "real" at the time - may *be* 'real' in that moment or context -    but not be "the truth" in the cold light of day

however,   in this case, it was not the L-word though I suppose that is a natural assumption.....

Panthera12 571 reads
posted
15 / 30
Cut him some slack, brother from the same planet

He was much, much more insufferable and nauseating under his original handle. At least he is tolerable these days.

MissMarieM See my TER Reviews 269 reads
posted
16 / 30
Are you wondering...

If your c@ck really is the biggest?

Proximity wins, of course, but probably legitimately top 10%. 😝 lol

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 599 reads
posted
17 / 30
Some women seem to give a particular significance to "the L word."

And some don't.

A playwriting exercise is to write a scene or one-act on the theme of two people "falling in love," with one of the givens being to not use "the L word." Surprisingly difficult for some.

In the fantasy play, it can easily be avoided. Providers who offer role-play beyond the obvious five or six choices used in porn, should make it clear during the screening or in their ads whether or not they are comfortable with the use of that word.

skarphedin 544 reads
posted
18 / 30
She doesn't really think you are a moron, man. -e-


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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 234 reads
posted
19 / 30
no, not wondering that at all.....

there are tons of larger cranks than mine out there -

While I have some reasonable size,  I am more concerned with how I employ it actually....

I guess some people may feel that way but I've never felt  the need to compare peckers :p

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 675 reads
posted
20 / 30
I don't think the "L word" belongs in P4P -

unless perhaps it is an agreed upon fantasy

good way to make me go limp though :p

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 677 reads
posted
21 / 30
ah - that's good to know - not that this was ever one of my worries...

but thank you for the kind sentiment of support :p

Dave76015 38 Reviews 596 reads
posted
22 / 30
OH BABY, WOULD YOU WAX MY CAR...AND SHAMPOO MY CAT???

I kinda don't thing that a lady would take anything you said in that moment seriously.   Unless it involved pet sitting or auto maintenance.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 709 reads
posted
23 / 30
understood..... and fwiw - I did not specify that this was a hobby encounter.. thank you -e-


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 596 reads
posted
24 / 30
In a longlost love fantasy...

The woman might insist on hearing the juicy details of his sexual excursions while away, and as he basically tells her dirty stories she's free to react however she wants. She might get angry, jealous, or she might masterbate, or she might demand sex, or all three in sequence. If a woman asked something like, "And this Irma, did you love her?" And if you assert that at this point you would go limp, does that mean you would fall out and abandon the improvisation? What if another was couple was watching the scene, or participating in the fantasy in other rolls? You would ruin it for them to? Just because that nasty L word" makes you go limp?

In a fantasy where a bride to be is undressed by the groom-to-be's boss and the seamstress fitting her wedding gown, the word might pop up in all sorts of ways, before during and after the threesome.

And I really don't think it's any different in vanilla fucking. That too is fantasy.

Even the laity act out fantasies. Everything from going steady to fending off jealous lovers to marriage itself is, in reality, nothing more than fantasies born out of the lives unhappy people who try to live their illusions. They might not call it fantasy, may not openly want to admit it, because that would tarnish the gloss.

You really seem to have some naive ideas as to what is real and what isn't.

Whoring is an escape from reality. Thrillseeking, drinking, gambling, drugs, overeating, all are escapes in the same way. Maybe everything is an escape except reality, which is unendurable.

Blumpkinlover 628 reads
posted
25 / 30
Are you talking about an Asian provider? L word?

Rhymes with Pawny :) If so, she uses the L word quite liberally and I wouldn't give it a second thought.  If not, then disregard.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 567 reads
posted
26 / 30
"Me love you long time"......

no - but the girl you are referring to is a lot of fun....    A lot of Asian provides especially those who have limited English use the L word quite a bit....      

it shocked me the first time I heard it, back in Saigon in '68 though - of course I was an innocent 18 year old full of noble feelings lol

emilypaige See my TER Reviews 622 reads
posted
27 / 30
I love you MADLY for being such a good fuck!!! No prob. eom


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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 725 reads
posted
28 / 30
oh I get that one all the time - but usually she is not talking to *me*.....

but rather to my...... uh......

I feel so used.... :p

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 627 reads
posted
29 / 30
Success! You totally dominated me and every other man I've been with. You da man.

Never had a vaginal orgasm.

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MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 644 reads
posted
30 / 30
I am truly sorry to hear that.....

but I don't really claim any "credit" -

All but three women I've seen this year have orgasmed with me while fucking.  It's not that I *do* anything magical -  I honestly think it's simply a matter of the size of the equipment nature gave me....   but then again a couple have not been able to take it either.....

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