Don't tell me about your kids, your boyfriend, that your breasts have been hurting, that somebody looked at you funny in the hotel lobby, THAT YOU HAD TO TELL THE VALET WHAT ROOM YOU WERE VISITING OR HE WOULDN'T PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR, or any other hard luck bullshit unless I ask you......   And if you don't know why these subjects should be way off limits, then I don't know what to tell you......... and by the way, if I look like I'm interested, well I AM interested, but not in any of THAT......  You really ought to be able to figure this out on your own, all of you.

sometimes it is VITAL to have an ALIAS. It saves your hobby life and keeps your head on your shoulders!!!

LMFAO

Most of that stuff doesn't bother me. The boyfriend is an obvious no-no, especially do NOT show me pictures of your boyfriend (yes, that happened to me). Otherwise the rest of that stuff is pretty nit-picky and stupid if you ask me. I see where you are going with it, but I doubt the valet cares as long as he gets paid. You act like you don't even want to get to know your dates. It would be a shame if you had to get to know someone before you had sex with them. Otherwise just tell the lady up front to keep her mouth shut and be known as the jerk that likes to hit and run.

On a side note I sort of agree about the kids thing because it sort of makes things too personal, but I don't have a problem with it. I guess it takes away some of the fantasy aspect for me and brings reality into play, but for the most part, I don't mind hearing a little bit of bragging from a proud mommy. Just don't make it the topic of conversation for the whole hour.

don't sit and whine about your wife, your kids, your job, your drama with the dry cleaner,your prostate exams, your fantasy football league that's losing, your bullshit about how you keep contacting ladies and none of them will see you, stop posting stupid shit on the GB and we'll all be happy to oblige.

Katie

I normally tell the valet guy that I'm visiting a guest because we're having a dinner.  And I dress casual.  And not true that valet doesn't care.  They're nosey.  One valet guy came up to me and asked me how much do I charge and if its full service?  I just told him, not sure what you're talking about but he wouldn't leave me alone.

I do talk about my personal life sometimes but just because I ask about their family too especially about their kids.  And believe it or not most clients are proud to talk about it...

I wasted twenty seconds of my time reading that?

Next time you're going to post a rant, please make it coherent with proper grammar and punctuation.

Poor grammar and misplaced punctuation makes my pussy dry as Death Valley in August.

leave the message area blank.

Sorry, j/k. I couldn't resist.


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If I were seeing you? My tongue should be adoring your temple....

my pussy......."

LOL.

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Here. Just click the link. You will be much happier, and so will we.

I don't mind hearing  a little about the lady's personal life. I like sharing a little about mine sometimes.  To me, the session is more enjoyable if I get to know the person a little bit rather than just have sex.  It makes it more real for me, I guess.

He does not want to hear all the whining and all their problems.
Being a Drama Queen on the boards is one thing, being the same during a session is another.

So why the greatest emphasis on not wanting to know that she just coughed up his room number to valet then? That little piece of information might actually be useful.

Sounds to me like all he wants is for a woman to shut up and present him with a convenient slot to insert his silly stick.

I simply offered him some stress free options that also have the benefit of being cheaper in the long run.

Silly me.

Follow the link. Hope you enjoy.

Oops, silly me. Vibrators don't pay by the hour.

I think you have been bitch slapped, darlin.

How about when you contact a lady for services, you tell her that you are looking to meet a women of mystery.

That you like to keep your sessions in the moment. You love keeping the memory of your session as sexually sweet as possible and not have it all clouded up with unnecessary details about your lives.

That ought to do it and help her feel even sexier with out making her think your a JERK.

I don't think your a jerk.  I understand where your comming from but OUCH you could say it a bit nicer.

Actually, I'm a simple girl. A simple little vibrating egg does the trick just fine. It is still no substitute for the real thing though

that got me into a lil embarrassing predicament one day when i was going to traffic court but i think only maybe 25-50 people noticed.

. . . why not tell the providers you're going to see, by email, that you don't want to discuss any of this? Many other hobbyist don't mind, so it's a personal preference. Don't involve the rest of us with it-- especially under an alias, which makes your whole message worthless.

from the former boyfriend files, pull her close and kiss her... while murmurring really..... hmmm? oh yeah...?  good-naturedly.  she can't talk that way and will get the idea.

Off-topic, but WOW... I haven't seen one of those 'real dolls' in ages. Just spent the last few min looking through the galleries. It's creepy how they are able to make some of them look so life-like now.

Lars and his real doll are constant companions. He loves her but never has sex with her.

A good list, but I think that you left out a few, so I thought I'd help you out. ....Talking about how they have been SOOOOO busy lately, how bad their menstrual cramps were this month or even better how they think they might be pregnant, how they think someone is stalking them or it might just be LE watching them(by the way did you see anyone lurking around when you came up??), or going on and on about how some 'jack-ass' just gave them a bad review, and my all-time favorite, how sore/tender/raw their pussy is from all of the guys they fucked before you that day. Hell, while we're at it, why not throw in how well endowed all of the guys that day were as well. That way you can feel inadequate as well as knowing you are the last guy on the ride that day. ...Can't find a better mood killer than that,... LOL!!!

But lets not forget that you guys can kill a mood just as fast with some of the same out of line or poorly timed comments/questions!!!

So while I agree some subjects are best not to be brought up at all, there are some topics that can become more acceptable as the 'relationship' between the provider/client grows. For instance I think it would be a mood killer for either party to get into an in depth decision or whip out pics of their children on the first 'date'. But over time, once there is an established rapport I think it's only natural for both sides to share tidbits of their life. I mostly see regulars and think they know me as a person as well as a provider, likewise I feel like I get to know them very well. I have clients who show my pics of their family's summer vacation in Europe along with pics of their pets. I know their kids names and where they are thinking about going to school. etc...

So my advice to you is to possibly try and seek out providers who are known to be good conversationalists in addition to being good providers (lol, good luck on that one). You could try telling them that you are into roll playing and give them a script, that way you only hear what you want to hear. You could start only seeing providers that either don't speak English very well or at all (my personal fav!!! SERIOUSLY ), that away it doesn't matter what they are saying it all just sounds good.

Best of luck,
Amanda Leigh

you forgot the topics of menstrual cycle, the unruly client from a previous session & the forever pipedream goals.
Even though you are taking shit for this thread, that really needed to be said.