So it seems there's a wealth of celebrity sex tapes out there these days... hell, a simple search on the net reveals tons.

I've now seen Pam and Tommy's, Kim Kardashian's, Paris', Allison Hannigan's (who knew?,) Jordan (the British model,) etc...

Anybody seen these? Who's your fave?

Personally, I think you just can't beat the classic Pam and Tommy sex tape. It set the gold standard. They didn't fuck around with their makeup in a mirror for an hour to do it. lol.

Katie

Allison's is not real, just a girl who kinda looks like her.

I prefer the movies where a woman you wouldn't expect shows her sexual skills. I can't remember her name, but in the movie Ken Park (not released in the U.S. I think) there is a scene with a hot blonde that is/was a soap star (I believe). She is teaching a young man all about how to make a woman feel good. That one really stands out in my mind.

Many others, Halle Barry, Marisa Tomei are just a couple that stand out right now.

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I've never seen any of them, just never went out of my way to find them. If they were put in front of me, naturally, I'd have to take a look. I guess I'm just partial to the "personal touch".

Katie, I agree the original Pamela Anderson tape set the bar for all the rest and none have surpassed it in my mind (as an example, Paris Hilton seems to have no idea what she is doing in any of her movies as she is too busy looking in the mirror).  

I feel Chloe Sevigny giving a BBBJCIM in "The Brown Bunny" is probably the most erotic performance by a main stream actress, even though it was in a "staged" movie, not a home movie.  She obviously knew what she was doing and I found it quite erotic.

I think I liked her lesbian stuff in "If These Walls Could Talk" more, but hey, I just like lesbians.

Dixie, she is an odd one isn't she?  I would not call her strikingly beautiful by any stretch of the imagination in the mold of most Hollywood actresses, but I do find her very erotic and sensual in a strange kind of way.

I have only seen stills of the movie you discussed and have not seen any of the clips.  Most lesbian scenes I have seen are not as graphic as the Brown Bunny scene.  I will have to see if I can find the clip you are talking about.  

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all have poor production values... and I really go for well produced film... which is also why I don't like tapes of the sessions tha I make of me....  but would make an exception for you!  lol!!!

and of course Rob Lowe's Child porn, Kelsey Grammer, Bret Michaels, Colin Farrel, and the legendary "Colonel Hogan" Bob Crane.

As for me personally.  I have not seen any of hte tapes and really have no desire to see them.

Now if Nikki Cox ever makes a tape I may reconsider, or Jeri Ryan.

Of course, there are a number of celebrities I would love to make a tape with, but not many I would want to see a tape of.

Oh yeah, one last addition...Samantha Carter and the new doctor on Stargate Atlantis...if we could get them to make a tape together I would be good for a while.

LOL...Porn....What a great idea...LOL!

I'd give the link, but even I''m not depraved enough to have kept it. LOL  I think Dino got into the act near the end.

Betty, Wilma, and Barney threesome.

Geez!  I mean really, man, know your cartoon porn!

If you want quality work, you need look no further than the Miss Krabappel, Lois Griffith, Groundskeeper Willie threesome.  Great camerawork and top notch performances from all involved.  This was a Burns production of a Glen Quagmire film.

If you look closely out the window in Willie's shack, you can see Santa's Little Helper banging Scrappy Doo "Doggie Style" out in the school yard.  That is one filthy little dog.

Quite good.  She's gorgeous.  Multiple positions.  The lighting gets better as you watch

YES!!  - Jewel Staite the new doc on Stargate (and also from the flick Serenity and the short-lived TV series Firefly) and Carter.

Have admired you and your posts, but now you are are my god - I wanna be like terrev.....

cut for being "to sick even for porn"...so you know it must have been Yabba Dabba Delicious!


A little teaser of the new movie they have in production....

cross species copulates... he likes 'em bare skinned... which would explain the attraction to Miss Piggy.....   hummm......

Rudy, that is one of the best I have ever seen.

photo sets currently circulating (and causing scandals) taken by Edison Chen with his sessions with several hotties. Actually, it isn't a tape, but  slide show on uberclip.com. There are three different slideshows there, currently on Page 2 or 3 of the site, all labeled as Edison Chen with one or more of the female singers. There is something quite sexy about some of them, which usually isn't the case for me with most of these

The "Allison Hannigan" tape is a look-alike porn star, but we can dream, right?

Sarah Michele Gellar

I feel the same way. There is just "something" about her that is so sexy. I'm going to have to check out both of those movies mentioned!

Both are carefully made up to maximize their similarities to the two Buffy female cast members, SMG (Buffy) and Hannigan (Willow).

So, when the dude took a drink of champagne and then dove the muff, did he do it to get some of the fizz on/in her pussy?  Would this enhance things for her?  Or was it just coincidental that he did that?

Excellent contribution, Rudy.

Kim is just awful in the sack but I can't stop looking at her cause she's smoking hot; same with Paris, these girls are so awful in bed.

Pam can work it though!!!!!!! I give her credit.