I really wish I could see some additional services too

How about something like "an extra fifteen minutes" for........

Sock drawer organizing
Dish washing
Litter box cleaning
Gardening
Ironing or even general house cleaning.

Maybe that will help a few phones to ring and maybe you can afford to buy VIP and other perks.

I don't sort socks or clean bathrooms (other then mine), though.
Dishes, vacum, dust, groom your dog, house sit, balance your check book (lol), oh yeah, and then there is that 'drain your hose' chore that always needs to get done.
I actually had an ad kicked off my local BP ad because I advertized tune-ups including draining your hose" HA HA HA - I thought it was funny but I guess they did not!

Not so much on Eros or P411, but I've never included photos on TER and I pretty much get right to the point. When I am coming to town, what I offer, the rate, and my website link. I find guys don't read much, so I want to make sure they get when, where, and how much lol. If they want to read more about my wonderful self (LOL) they can read my website.

I would say almost half or more see the pictures and call. I mean for real?

"Hello Chicago! I am coming to town Dec. 12th-15th, offering incalls ONLY on the 12th for one appt. only, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on the 13th and 14th, and at 9 a.m. before I leave, on the 15th. I PREBOOK ONLY and don't offer last minute appts. so plan ahead!"

I receive more date requests, then I could ever book.  I turn down clients everyday for wasting my time with useless emails that contain no booking information.  Lazy boys can not click on the website link & read the content.

"do you offer quickies?" ugh no!  

"I just added day trips to the S.D. Zoo, since I am a member I get 1 guest in & free parking.  I also, have a private pool, so sun, fun & playtime is always an option.  I always have libations, and will gladly provide a meal if requested.  If the fellas, do not read they will never know..."

But yeah, you get exactly what I am talking about.

I must be one of the few that actually reads the ad and websites if available. I do not want to waste "OUR" time together if I do not think we would be compatible. For me its more than just a wham bam thank you ma'am. I want to spend time with a woman that if it was not for the circumstances i would actually want to be with in real life. I guess I'm just one of those hopeless romantics.

well you haven't met me yet...  

This is the number one least original ever.  She may have great service and connections with some high profilers...but her site and her ads are horrible

I can go home to the wife for this kind of bashing, give it a rest.

LMAO......oh really, and when did it become written as part of the responsibility of a provider to become your 'biotch' too...haha, that kind of business is saved for your gf's, wives and so's. Come on Panthera, if anyone seemingly has control of his woman, I'd have to believe it's you.... unless you're just a big macho 'young' guy on the screen. Better get a hold on that woman of yours.

"Those two" are just giving back to the community that give escorts a good daily drubbing. All's fair in sex and p4p.

I don't know, can you?

Yup you got it. Forget the prose, Just let me know where, how long and the price list. The rest is just beyond the attention span (and interest) of us gents.

Did you see my video bwahhahaa.

I don't expect a guy to read the damn Bio, Wish List, or any other fluff, but the Etiquette, Rates, and city a gal is in, actually are important lol.

Welcome back...again lol.

Damn judges too lenient. Well, good to see you spreading and spewing again, I think  

rare, but the ones that I write my website and ad for! kisses

Perhaps

I believe he was talking about originality in provider ads and making a joke about services he'd like to see. Come up with something original when you post an ad. Hell, it's in your best interest. I get tired looking at countless provider ads that all say the same damn thing.

Really? Oh, I guess that went over my head then........NOT...are you fucking serious LOL.