but Word! Bring your own that fit, and let her know in advance. Christ! Some of them can squeeze the blood back out!

If you know you need different, bring a sealed 3 pack with you.  After you are naked behind closed doors, if she suggests a too small size, you are like a boy scout...  Prepared!  If you turn over the 3 pack...  leave them & get a new sealed pack for your next adventures.    

Seems like many of the gals that I know have a vast selection to choose from.  

The Pro-Phylactica 5000 professional condom maker. Not only is each one a custom fit, but it makes for a fun arts & crafts project to break the ice at the start of the appointment.

do full body latex! Safety first!

Can I use it for my head in case it rains

The gals just sit in wonderment when I let them know that I know Rod...and I guess you are quite the popular celebrity.  They also believe that I'm Jerry Maguire...go figure  LOL

But I guess if anyone was going to steal that...it's nice that it's you.

I'm sure perfectstorm will be along shortly to express his delight in seeing this thread

Had to sell the microscope when the Lower West Side market collapsed. Lost a fortune, so did Nick.

proctological, I mean practical, reason for that size condom. You have been advised.

But buying that refreshment stand on the Jersey side of the George Washington bridge was brilliant.

Also, I have already patented the Automatic Condom Maker.  The idea came to me whilst using one of the stalls at O'Hare Airport on my way to Las Vegas.  The toilet had a contraption at the rear which was attached to a ring of plastic covering the toilet seat.  At the push of a button the plastic revolved across the seat like a conveyor belt, attaching a new and sanitary cover to the seat.  I am sure CPA has experienced this marvel in his travels.
Anyway, it gave me an idea.  What if there was a machine at every hooker's incall into which the fully-engorged client could insert his "Lingam"  A series of lasers would measure said lingam, then the device would quickly wrap it in a thin-yet-durable plastic cover.
This device would need careful testing with dildos of various shapes and sizes to be certain it was safe for human use and would not cut off or otherwise damage the lingam in question.

This was already done...and I think that might be Robbin Young in the shadows?

That must be the funniest picture response to a post I've ever seen you put up.  Maybe the funniest ever. LMAO!

intellectual property. FYI, I just filed the blocking patents for the Automatic Coochie-Coater. Sort of the same idea in reverse. Everyone knows the FC is soooo much better.

My thoughts on this topic are very simple. This is not 'rocket science' gentlemen. Be a man, be assertive, be prepared, have it ready to keep things in motion and when it's time, whip it out without second thought. And as seductively as possible, you (or the lady of course) slide that baby on and then simply go about your business without skipping a beat........it's that simple. There's nothing worse in killing 'the mood' than a gentleman looking at you like a 'deer in headlights' thinking, huh???? Come on boys, you know better.  

I carried only three brands (the good shit, but for average men only) when I was a provider because if a guy could not fit in them, he was sure as hell not going to fit in me. You need to start making ladies aware in a PG rated way, of this issue so they know to buy some bigger ones, or bring your own and see if they allow that.  


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No wonder they're hookers with that entitled attitude lol
Whatever happened "give me a man with a huge cock"?

Doesn't everyone have that problem.

Again if someone is hung like a donkey its one thing...

I guess once your vagina has been stretched to the limit, only a huge one will do. Most of us try to avoid that. It's not about being lazy, but about only having x amount of time to take the thing. I am pretty sure that if I had 30 days and no condom, things would be a bit easier to take, but that's not the case here. Putting myself in physical pain for any amount of money, is simply not worth it in the end.  

I'm the first "Like."

Problem with that, is most providers flat out refuse to use a guy's condoms. I never understood how you could trust him to unload in your mouth and be alone in a room with him, yet NOT trust him to bring an unopened pack of condoms, but you hear this same shit over and over. The most common reason is "guys have sometimes popped holes in them" which I have never in my life dealt with, but I am sure there are some assholes out there who would want to get a hooker pregnant so she can sue him for child support, and make him lose everything he has when he wife finds out lol. Yes, makes so much sense.  

The Tidwell magnums are way too big.

Ha ha ha. After but without that thing hanging from my ass. My outer lips are fuller, but my inner are nearly invisible. Also, that's just labiaplasty which has nothing to do with the inside being tight. You can have a vagina that looks like it threw up on itself and still be tight INSIDE. The surgery to tighten the inside is vaginal rejuvination (SP?).

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there is NO way I would or could 'carry around' a slew of different sizes nor would I personally want to. I am a travelling companion, it's the last thing I want to be lugging around from place to place is a bag full of condoms. And I don't think it has anything to do with customer service or the money piece IMO, just has to do with practicality and what makes sense. If you're scared about 'risk' with the SO, just be smart about it, that's all. There are far worse things to worry about as far as the SO is concerned than carrying around a condom that 'you' prefer for the best overall experience for 'you'. From day one, I have carried two sizes myself...but I won't carry around EVERY size. On top of that to then hear the any possible issues with my selection lol? It's impossible to please everyone, you know this.  

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No one has so far refused my condoms.. I guess I just got lucky...so far...But I do have a pair in duffel back that I carry with me to hotel outcall. But sometimes I do forget..

(just a longshot hahahaha but hear my dreamy ass out lol)

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I always try to bring my own because I know I like them. They work for me. NO ONE has ever said "no, I don't trust your condoms"! (provided I warn them in advance).

at your local supermarket or drugstore, but there is a huge variety out there... in particular by mail order.