Everything you need to learn you learned in Kindergarten? I don't know who they are but I think they're partly right. But we forget. We get older and we think we can outsmart human nature or cut corners to get what we want.  But the basic rules are probably the same as always.  

In this peculiar activity of ours I generally ask ladies to observe some guidelines I think are pretty simple:

1. Don't try to fake me out. Either that's a real, recent picture of you or it's not.
2. Be as engaged as you would be if you were writing a review of yourself.  I don't need a lot of disingenuous compliments or
over the top fake moaning and thrashing about, but I want you to be here, in the moment, with me for the time and activity you agreed to. Verisimilitude is your friend.  
3. The environment matters. If you're hosting in your home or a trick pad or a hotel room, please exercise the same basic cleanliness and care as you'd expect me to if I was hosting you.  Nothing says romantic encounter like dirty towels, a dirty bathroom or a hotel room reeking of fast food or worse.

Anyway, seems pretty simple to me.  I look forward to the ladies' list of simple things we players seem to forget all too often.

we are so, so, so very tired of clients telling us the basics of our business.  

Or if they had a bad experience and making posts like this.

We don't need to be reminded.  There are providers who do things properly and those who don't and its not like they are waiting for a post like yours to teach them.

Oh, and we also hate posts where you break down our business expenses, ect.  Even worse when it is in person.  

It gets tiresome is because it has to be so often repeated. Sorry but my thoughts are no different than a lady's web page telling me to show up clean and to be polite.  She wouldn't put it on her site if she didn't think it necessary.

sharing your "WISH-LIST."  LOL

Oftentimes the level of engagement a monger desires does require some deliberate acting on the part of the provider. Imagine she’s having a day where her preferred level of engaged, intimate contact with an SO is some quiet cuddling while binging on Netflix. In that case, we want the acting. Would suggest you revise your rule to read

way after kindergarten, more like the middle of second grade.  My teacher's step sister had a sweet, clean in-call and I had her roleplay a teacher student thing.  Kind of obvious.   A lot of lunch money.

you were the only 23-year-old in the second grade.  Lol

And you have proved my point, lol.  I have seen so many posts like yours over the years and yet it is still an issue.  So repeating it does nothing, certain providers do the things you mentioned consistently and others don't and it doesn't matter how many times it is posted.

And in all fairness, I think it is not useful or savvy marketing to put those rules pages on their sites.  I never have and have never had a problem.  If you have to do that then you need to work on your brand because you are not getting the right clients.  And the right clients should  be put off by a page or section dedicated to being clean and nice because if the provider has to put that on her website it's a red flag IMO.  If I was a client I would not want to see a provider who's clientele base is that gross / dirty.  

If you get down there and his balls are funky town, grab a baby wipe or washcloth and gracefully fix it.  Stinky balls happen and fixing it teaches him to always double check when he arrives.  Or if he is all around a dirty person, either decline or playfully offer to hop in the shower with him.  This is not rocket science.  If they cannot figure out how to handle a clients occasional - and it should be only occasional - issue, this really is not the profession they should be in.  

 If he is rude, never see him again.  Easy peasy.  No one needs a page for it, lmao, it is our job to handle these things and if someone is going to be rude its not like a 'rules' page is going to help.

Just like your post isn't helpful or will change things lmao.

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