I recently read a review that could only be described as epic.  It was ridiculously long, paragraph after paragraph describing a bevy of carnal delights in vivid detail.  The poor woman supposedly climaxed so many times that the pleasure center of her brain must have shut down from severe overload, each orgasm being of the most intense, ground-shaking variety.  Obviously TER has a modern day Casanvoa on its hands, a man whose unmatched sexual prowess has the power to transform women who have sex for a living into puddles of satisfied gelatinous goo.

I would say more like a giant block of salt. lol

- The casanova has a minimum 8" cock.
- The casanova is able to have nonstop sex for 20-40min.
- Providers give extra time to the casanova because of the great sex.
- Casanova is offered a menu that no other reviewer has mentioned.
- Casanova leaves a very detailed long review to justify the conquest.

I knew I could count on you to jump on this one, Gambler.  Of course guys have been exaggerating about their own abilities forever, but these reviews were something else entirely.  To paraphrase a George Carlin routine, I almost had to stand back in awe of the level of bullshit in those reviews.  What I'm really interested in here is to hear from providers and their take on the reliability and truthfulness they have observed in reviews of their own encounters.  I'm NOT asking anybody to name names or embarrass their clients.  Just some general thoughts or amusing (anonymous) anecdotes would be fantastic.

Abe Lincoln that said, "You can't believe everything you read on the internet."  Yep, that was an actual meme that someone posted and I can't believe how gullible some folks are, but they are based on the comments they posted against it.  

My review is pretty accurate. I notice this a lot in sex in general. With all of the motion, faces, squirting, and verbal affirmations that occur men think that we cum a lot more that we do. Especially with squirting, sometime it just happens due to the angle, pressure, etc and it's not an orgasm. I've had men say something to the effect of "wow you came X times!" when in actuality I came a fraction of that, they just can't differentiate between noises/writhing around and an orgasm.  

take the short, generic reviews with a grain of salt.  Many guys write these who never saw the girl and are just scamming TER for VIP credit because they're cheap.  They all boil down to this:

That's actually a pretty good point.  I suppose a happy medium between the list of acronyms and the erotic fantasy novel is what most reviewers should be shooting for.  

...just the facts please. I do not want to read a porn story starring the reviewer.

...who love to use this platform to entertain the masses. I honestly don't know which is worse - the 6 page dissertators or the 3 sentence minimalists.

Damn straight they are definitely going to get something out of that. The juicy details? The availability to use a aliase, and PM. There's just so much incentive.

In general I think there has been score inflation on TER over the years on both sides.

I've read reviews of providers with said providers and the reaction was anywhere from "Aww, he's sweet" to "What the Fuck!!!???" lol

For fake reviews-the one that says I did a back rub & a covered bj-lmfao!!! (I've reported to ter as a fake review cuz No one wants to gag on rubber)... But if someone wants to say they came 3 times when in truth they could only came once or they accomplished the whole karma sultra book in an hour session then so what!!! I mean come on it's their fantasy... But those who do fake reviews for VIP points should get punished!!!  

Assume this, with most all reviews:

... the Casanova is God's gift to woman-kind, with an Adonais body, bulging biceps and pecs, unmatched DATY skills, of course a minimum 8" cock that holds up after 5-6+ orgasms, etc.  I guess these guys don't realize reviews aren't supposed to be about THEM.  Stick to describing the provider, please, not what a stud the author is.

most of what occurs in this little world is 90% fantasy and 10% physical reality. It's almost ALL about the fantasy!

I would be inclined to agree with you, except that a lot of guys, especially newbies, rely on the reviews when deciding on which providers to see.  If the reviews are pure fiction, they don't help anybody.  Also, I thought that the ladies would have a problem with these kinds of reviews, since they could cause prospective clients to develop unrealistic expectations.  But the few providers who have chimed in so far don't seem to share this view, so maybe I'm wrong about that.

“I huffed and puffed and wheezed like the Little Engine that Could – only I couldn’t.”

why I now need a pretty damn good reason to write a review. It is VERY annoying to share what I am comfortable sharing in a review, only to be told to add detail and (my interpretation) "embellish" it.

Come on. The biggest embellishments are by guys over 50 who claim they can cum three times in an hour. Their reviews are more about their sexual prowess than the girl.

It just could be just the way he writes, no biggie.

I recently read a short embellished review. Two short paragraphs, but he mentioned that he shared a simultaneous orgasm with the provider. I checked his other two reviews, and he managed the same feat with the previous provider that he saw.

I think the biggest embellishments are by the very same "guys over fifty who claim they can cum three times in an hour" who also claim the woman had eleven orgasms in that same hour.