This morning I wake, NOT to my alarm, but to my dog chewing on something hard. It's a earring left by a provider.
Why do providers leave things all the time.

My latest trophy is a pair of panties.

What color?
I may have a matching bra ...

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I found it with the sheets after I took them out of the dryer after the date was over.

You should be more worried if you woke up to your dog wearing the stockings and bra with a full face of make up and barking 'where's my money dude' hahaha.

That is funny.

Wow, that's crazy. Was she sober the entire time or a bit tipsy?  

If you would have said a unicorn mask and a clown then he apparently got lost in mine! HAHAHHA

My regular has her own drawer in my bathroom that everything goes into including the things she purposely leaves (body wash, etc) and the things she forgets. That way she just has to go to the drawer and retrieve it the next time she comes over. It works for us. Yes, I'm single to and it makes this whole world so much easier.

Leave her vibrator, she told me before she left, as she's looking around my room, that she always leaves something behind. It was intertwined in the bed sheets. I texted her, she said keep it. Except, I flew in to see her, so I was flying home and only had carry on luggage, so I just threw it out. Bet the housekeeper got a good smile out of that one.

You would be surprised at how often this actually happens.  They come over with their overnight bag of stuff (clothes, lingerie, makeup, etc) and items end up everywhere.  Some of the stuff I've had left at my place have ranged from make-up, to hair care products (a blowdryer), to lingerie.

Now you tell me...

I'm a good host and I'll leave it with that. And she was my regular at the time so it was bound to happen some week. As far as the mask goes, it wasn't as bad as my maids finding my wrist restraints still attached to my bed. They just tucked them under the mattress. Now why didn't I think of that?! Wonder if they believed that jar of coconut oil that we left in the shower was for my hair? Good thing I still have all of it. The hair that is  LOL

I thought that was only a dream ... The little bitch!

Yeah you can do that with a cheap toy, but some NJOYs are $200+ and I don't think I'd toss $200 in the trash. Might as well go back to my British Petroleum days.  

Not an accident

On one particularly fun date left my panties (nice panties!) between the sheets. He had mentioned a provider had once forgotbher nmentionables and he felt it was icing on the cake, so why not ice the cake?!  

Re: Not an accident

It's not, but I do remember one pausing and saying, are these the panties I wore in here? Mose carry extra stuff anyway, including panties ...

Posted By: YourLauren

On one particularly fun date left my panties (nice panties!) between the sheets. He had mentioned a provider had once forgotbher nmentionables and he felt it was icing on the cake, so why not ice the cake?!  
   
 Though its hard to imagine walking out commando is ever really accidental...