This is going to sound terrible, but here goes. There is no such thing as sounding gay. Right?

If a guy calls you up for a session and sounds 199% lispy pansy do you hear him out or clip it in the bud?

HB

PS. HB: I ask them straight out if they are bi or straight. If they admit they are bim I thank them for their honesty and I tell them why as elloquently as possible that I cannot take the appointment. If they don't admit, but I have a feeling, I don't go thru with it.

Not a lady, but...tell me, what does "sound gay" sound like?

I have to admit that I am a tad sensitive about this, because as a kid I was called "gay" all the time...essentially because I was way too mature for my age, and thought that the stuff "normal" 10, 12, 13 year old boys did was pretty stupid and immature, versus doing something really exciting, like playing with my microscope or chemistry set. It didn't help that I wore glasses either. My grandfather even once called me "fagboy" because I didn't like getting dirty.

Of course, none of these folks knew I'd grow to 6', 230 lbs, become an all state linebacker and fullback in high school, and play D1 football in the Big Ten. None of which proves I'm not gay....and it tend lead to me spending an AWFUL lot of time in men's locker rooms...hmmmmm.....

Of course, I am a notorious womanizer; much to the frustration of the women in my life (which, BTW...is a discussion question as well...why to women complain about womanizers when they are so attracted to them?) but then again, maybe this actually PROVES I'm gay...and that I am in denial....hmmmmmm........

I do speak awful formal, so I have been accused. I know I'm not nearly "black enuff" for some peoples liking. And I am something of a neat freak...Hmmmmm.......


HB...I need your help! Maybe I can call you up some time and you can pass the final verdict...gay or not gay? I am so confused....

I had wondered where you had wandered off to!
I'm having several ladies over this evening,
do you think it would be too much trouble for
you to cook us dinner? Then leave after dessert?
Thanks
Oscar Oscar Oscar

I know what you mean some guys sound gay,  but I do not believe in being mean to gay people.  I know I can catch HIV as easily from a mostly straight guy as a gay guy who is trying out straight.  I give people the benefit of the doubt and I let them be.  Sometimes the straightest of men can have a bisexual streak, you really never know.  Just wrap it up and hope for the best.  If it works for the girls in Nevada brothels, it should work fine for you too.

You too are engaging in very risky behavior and it is a bit hypocritical to be mean to gay men for similar, although higher risk, behavior.  But you need to do what makes you comfortable.  So if that makes you feel better, its your body and go for it.

Um.... I don't think so...