If you have to drop that kind of a hint you are probably seeing the wrong ladies...

but BG's point is valid. Providers are engaged in a business and may ocassionally have to remind the ocassional dumbfuck to wash his ass, but if a provider shows up t my doorstep unwashed, I don't owe her that courtesy, I will just show her the door.

Ladies would you be offended if when you get to an outcall the guy "shows you to the bathroom where you can freshen up" and he's left out soap and a washcloth on the sink?

Never suggest something along the lines of "I'm clean but you're not, go wash up".  Bad play.  

You can ask a provider to take a shower *with you* before/after a session. I always invite a provider to take a shower with me after a session.  But if it's a hot day, I'll invite her to a shower both before & after.
Just remember that women cannot bathe/shower as often as men, it dries up their skin.  --z

I have had to go around in circles with a provider before a doubles in-call when it was a cool 110 outside. I smelled her tartness when I opened my door....she walked over from a hotel one LV block down the street ON THE STRIP???? She wanted to pull her clothes off and flop her funky ass down on the bed....I had visions of a skid mark worth of a commercial jet landing, a bad review, and a grossed out client....I begged her to shower and we only had about 15 minutes before our client arrived....YIKES!!!

To the OP just because we are females and providers it does not mean we all fully comprehend the meaning of water or soap or any sort of grooming.....I have smelled some ladies underarms that are reminiscent of red onions....and this was in the winter time and they had all their clothes on....it pains me to think what was going on in their hinder parts....HOLD MY HAIR WHILE I PUKE.

Who are you seeing that you would feel that was necessary.  If it comes to that you should probably show them the door not the bathroom.

Maybe its time to upgrade your choice of providers...

Assuming it's his home (or office) (well, maybe even a hotel outcall) where he can provide options, how about, "The bathroom is over there if you'd like to freshen up. I left some Ivory, Dove, Lava and (some girly flowery soaps that I don't know the names of) on the sink, so I hope there's something you like."

Suggestive but less insulting?

If someone showed me to the bathroom and invited me to "freshen up", I'd think he was indicating the envelope was in there, not that he wanted me to literally freshen up.

Regardless of my inability to pick up on hints, I can't fault anyone for encouraging his/her date to be squeaky clean. When I host, on his arrival I do invite my date to freshen up if he'd like. By no means am I insinuating he's not clean, I just think it's polite to give him time to do so if he wants.

Funny that you linked to Lava soap, Ha!  The last time I saw a cake of Lava, I was ten years old & my mum was trying to scrub bicycle grease off my hands.   Yeah, Lava is a good choice for giving your provider a good scrubbing!   You'll probably remove a layer of her skin.  

I'll have to fall back to BostonGuy's reply--stop picking up those streetwalkers and find another provider.
You can afford to pay more than fifty bucks a throw, right?   --z

Oh, yeah, and if you're serious forget about Lava and go straight for the Fels Naptha.  It'll take the skin right off!

Personally, I've never been with a provider who came to a session less than clean.  I also was just with one who makes it clear on her site that you are to shower upon arrival.  Many do.  I'm fine with that, even though I always arrive clean to begin with.  Whatever makes them happy will, in the end, make me happy.  Why make it more complicated than that?

The mere idea of the provider - who may very well be squeaky clean - walked from her car to his place makes him ill. I mean, my goodness, think of all the germs that she picked up from her own driveway and the inside of her car, and then add his driveway and then the sidewalk, and then when she wiped her feet on the mat...

You think I'm exaggerating? Some guys ARE as bad as Monk!

On the other hand, the provider might have reeked of cigarettes (or herb). The odor of either on a client are enough to make me feel a bit ill, moreso because I don't smoke at all. Imagine if the OP felt that the provider reeked - and think, too, that his outcall might have been in his home while his SO was gone.

Too many possible scenarios - but, hey, we ask the guys to freshen up. It's tit for tat here, I'd say. If you still want her to stick around, then by all means, ask her to shower. Be aware that it'll cut into your playing time. If you don't want to go to the bother, then show her the door instead.

Clear as mud, right?

Seriously...

If a provider has poor hygiene...she is in the wrong profession.  It is not the clients job to hose her off, provide soap, etc.  If the girl had horrible breath...would you put out a tube of toothpaste and toothbrush?    If she has hairy legs would you leave out a razor?  That would seem ridiculous.

Shouldn't she arrive looking and smelling fabulous...?  When working for an agency I refused to change in the bathroom with a huddled mess of females dousing eachother with summers eve.  I would walk in and strip right there....due to lazer treatment my body is virtually hairless, I maintain an expensive spray tan (so I am not covered in $3 Walgreens body glitter), I live in lingerie anyway so stripping down to barely nothing is fun and easy (no mysterious 20 minute absence while the provider "gets ready" in the bathroom and then comes out smelling like way too much cheap body spray).  We should hold ourselves to much higher standards than any other girl...we are the professionals.

Don't put your penis in a stinky girl!  If you do and then also proceed to pay her, then why not just give her a ride back to the corner where you found her.

the OP did NOT say the provider was stinky. After all, the way he stated it, he'd already put the soap and washcloth on the sink BEFORE she even got there. Because they didn't read his question AS HE WROTE IT, nearly everyone here ASSumed he meant the provider was a smelly tartlet. He asked a question that required mostly a yes or no answer from individual providers, not the treatise that we (me, included) gave him. So, to me, this is not a question of whether the provider stunk or not. The soap and washcloth awaited her arrival; he wanted to ensure that she was as fresh as possible.  

I merely provided another scenario to the already wild speculation that he "said" that she stunk.

So, to answer his actual question, would I be offended? No. And I'd probably ask him to join me in it!

Not at all. Though I would say i've already showered (which I would have anyways) before coming and if he's laid out a new soap it'd have to be a certain kind....I don't put just anything near my vagina.  Never had anyone ask because depending on the bodywash I use you can smell/tell I just got out of the shower.

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I would not take it as an offensive thing.  However I would never show up unshowered.  I also shower right after, it's relaxing too.  I am a low volume provider tho.
Just my .02 Cents.