Thankfully we got a place to get the intel needed to make great decisions

Can someone tell the fat lady at the theater to hold off on the high notes for me?
Can someone tell the projectionist at the movie theater to pause it from running?
Can someone stop the train from leaving the station??  

Cuz I need to take me a dump!  lmao    



I'd have guessed that after writing all those reviews, you (McDonald000) would've learned a few basic things like that by now. WTF man, seriously?

As for taking a dump, I sure hope you (MP67) dump first before we meet.
I know we're tight and all but it's getting kinda gross pushing your shit in. lmfao

thought that was free time?

Your dumps require you to shower afterwards. And you thought that way free time?

You came into a session, and made the lady wait for 30 minutes before you were ready to start. And you thought that was free time?

You accepted her setting you straight about the time as being fair, so you left having learned a lesson?

Did I get that all right?

So now, you are sharing that as a "funny or weird story" and would like others to chime in similarly. Right?

I'm just wanting to see if I am missing something here.


HH

you and I agree absolutely.

I didn't understand the need for the story of his confused attempt at elitism either.

Doesn't anybody fucking sleep around here? lol


Guys like this have got to be why so many hookers hate their fucking jobs. She should have charged him double for stinking up her incall.

This OP is one of the best reasons to use an alias I can think of. I wonder how many DNS lists he just got himself on?

Other evidence of his assumed elitism.

I'm up for MORE FUCKING TESTS! Must make the Mrs. happy

And your excuse? Run outta alcohol? Pussy? Bennies?(and i don't mean cashish)lol

Oh I imagine i've been placed on some DNS list. If for nothing else; the company i keep....ie...MP67, GaGambler, mrfisher, Romeogolf, STPHomer,...oh hell the list is exceeding



Spelling Priapus? LOL

Its just a silly thing really and it only happened once, and I've learned from it, happened way in the past, but thought I would bring it up. Anyways, I booked an hour appointment with a previous provider. When I arrived, I took a dump for 15 minutes (bad cause of indigestion, plus, I like to take my time and not rush during this process). After my toilet excursions, I thought it would be better if I took a shower--definitely for hygiene reasons, and that took another 10 or so minutes. Came out, and did my thing and had one pop within 20 mins.

After that, I just laid around and giggled about some things, then I told her I was ready, then she said you only have 5 mins left cause she was expecting another appointment. Told her I only been here for 30 mins max, she told me time starts when I entered. Fair enough, and I left.

Anyways, any funny or weird stories where providers charge you for something that you thought was free or entitled to?

Toilet excursions, I would say see classier broads but then again.

I'd be mad if a provider spent 15min of my time pinchin a loaf. LOL

You really think anyone wants to read about you taking a shit before getting your dick wet? I'm surprised the lady didn't tell you to get the fuck out.

You know, I'll admit, my posts aren't the most savory. But taking a dump? Really?

Oh well. If it works for you....

Geez. Thanks for the visual, pal...

In my opinion if you spent an average of 30minutes of her time in the bathroom - that is your "bad"
You should be prepared and ready for fun before you arrive.
If a client takes 5min to rinse off , that does not even matter to me .Heck I might even join and use my tits as a loofah.
But c'mon there is a big difference between 5minutes and 30minutes.

***some women accept more appointments then others , so you need to respect their time and other ladies are low volume and it may not bother them as much. But they could have personal plans after your encounter.
The point is you need to be prepared and respect someone's time.

-- Modified on 9/19/2011 10:25:48 PM

1st off if you have the smell wafting in from the bathroom it is likely to set the kinda mood you don't want for your session.  After that, yes a shower was in order but to think that you spending your paid for time on the pot is not on the clock is a bit nuts.  Why?  Because we could have been doing something else with that time that you are loafing in the bathroom waiting for you, and while you are there that time is yours and yours alone.  We don't go on the computer, run an errand, make calls, text our friends, watch TV.  Likely she was sitting on the bed staring at the ceiling thinking WTF.

Take care of stuff like that before you arrive, take a quick shower WITH SOAP and scrub the unmentionables including the crack again WITH SOAP(you would be surprised how many come out of the shower still funky) and then ask the provider to help you dry off.  It can be very sexy.

Time is time, if you want to spend it taking your time then feel free but know that your time starts when you were scheduled to start or when you arrived.   I am sure if you went to work and took a 20min dook, you would be pretty pissed if they made you stay 20mins late on date night when you were on a tight scedule

Take care and have fun, Sage

Sage I just wanted to tell you - you have beautiful hair .
You are gorgeous girl

I've never had a provider charge me for something I thought was free or I was entitled to, hence no funny or weird stories, regarding such, to tell. However, like you, I've learned a thing or two since starting this hobby!

the opinions/operating parameters/intellectual buoyancy of the the general hobbying community, and any such extrapolation should be avoided.

Read OP at your own risk.

After he passes out I took a dump on his head.

Guess what I'm gonna have for dinner the night before we get together?

In some lady's incall. That's fucked up, lmao!

No way is 30 minutes of restroom and shower time supposed to be free. So you can't say she charged you for something that was free. Quick restroom and shower break 5 minutes or so no big deal as one of the responding ladies said, but 30 minutes, come on!

...and No I have never been charged for something I thought was free.

of however long it takes.  However you are on the clock from the time you cross her threshhold to the time you exit.  I typically make a brief rest room break upon arrival, wash up quickly & on to the play time...  but it is "on the clock".  You should expect nothing different.   A lady might very well be lient with her time...  say taking what ever time is needed to finish what has been started...  but expecting a second round without anywhere near adequate time is abusive & disrespectful (of her time).  In short I think you were treated fairly.

Now if she truely had another client due in 5 minutes, with no time to shower or freshen up herself...  she is high volume & I would not be selecting her.  
H

PS  She probably had to go through her bathroom with Air Freshener after your visit!

And if this isn't you, how many hobbyists could this happen to, who expect to take a dump on the provider's dime? geez.

This has to be a joke.

Isn't it common knowledge/sense that the time starts once we step in the door? Maybe,5-10 minutes over.but 30minutes? I'd say you weee SOL and that was not an upsell.