When she opens the door and you see each other for the first time what do you do to break the ice?

So telling a provider that she's gorgeous would make her get naked?  
That's a sign of crazy chemistry?  

She was wearing a tight cocktail dress.
I said, "You look really good in that dress!"
She said, "Really? Then I'll keep it on."

My last visit went like this

she either has a sense of humor or saw a way out once she saw you! Lol

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I think it was the latter. Lol

that he asks her out to dinner OTC?

way to a mans heart?  Do you carry a straight razor too.

I said, "Nice dress!"
She said: "I don't know.  Do you think it makes me look fat?"
I said, "No, it's your huge ass that makes you look fat."
She hit me

Hard on the outside but soft on the inside. They key to the inside? Well, can't give you that answer now can I.  

First there has to be ice, so bring a cooler or open the freezer and take some ice out.

How about this. I pay 1/2 your rate, you pay for dinner. We'll have a hoot. You'll love me. I'll make you laugh. I'll show you around the sandbox. We'll get all liquored up and you can give me the key to your inside.  

But I find that kissing works too.

Soft kisses and gentle caresses tend to melt even to hardest of exteriors in my experience.

Fully. I highly doubt you're up for that. And no, you're not Mr. Tidwell. Nice try though.  

My exterior is really not all that hard Only with the players on here who are nasty. A woman has to stick up for herself somehow right? I wouldn't want to be called a pussy for no reason lol.

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melting a lil bit, and a smile of course as I'm melting.

Drop the envelope go take a quick shower, even though typically I just have very recently. But I prefer that she knows two things, one that I'm freshly clean and two that she knows it's all there. Everytime I've taken that approach and I see her after the shower it's "game on", and I really like game on.

I really like a women who is equal parts hard & soft... Feisty & submissive... Reserved & passionate....  

Damn!! That got me hard just reading about it!

And our passion builds as we explore...

perfect. You know me well Senator.  

They need to update to something more modern and responsive.

Can't type for laughing!!!  I do appreciate a lady that knows many paths and the correct time to use each one.  Stay safe and have fun.

I just show up...
It just like trying to get home from work to a new place in unfamiliar areas..
When I try to plan it all out in my head... The trip goes to shit.
I get lost...

OMG !!! LMAO ...Robbin for the love of G-d Please come to Long Island NY !! I have a Raging Hard On after reading that and if you greet like that I may never leave !!!

But I'll give you this. You must have poured water on her. Why else would she be melting?

Ah shit. I didn't see this!

This is cute lol

Taylor's super hot

I would love to hose you down.

Thanks I guess..
I'm flattered.

Senator, I am smiling again.

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woman a compliment, perhaps you could take a lesson from the Senator, however, he'd have his work cut out for him and then some. Clearly.

Yes, I've used that clip on you in the recent past.  But in the above post your name isn't mentioned. I wasn't thinking about you. Sometimes it's only about melting.  Geezk

just smile, and act like a normal person?  Be pleasant?
I don't know, this thing doesn't seem too complicated to me.
Or maybe I'm just getting too blasé (all of one year into this).
I try to go a little slow, let us get aquatinted, let things warm up in a natural way that she is comfortable with.
Pretty simple.

that is an amazing story!!

If it is really big one then, a sledge hammer

to meet her next week. She's my kinda peeps...beauty inside and out with a strong mind of her own. Love that.  

And if Taylor was actually adorable, I'd be happy to leave her alone.
Trouble is..

She's no shrinking violet for sure.  But I've never flamed her that I can recall.

Nick, you openly attack every single post I write and even when I'm not on here, you still attack my name and me. I don't understand it and I won't question it. But when you attack, I will defend. That's just how it is, and that's what our threads and posts will always end up being. This has nothing to do with 'conduct'. Don't attack, there'd be no defense, and the conduct will be as it's supposed to be. If you would just let 'it' be. It's really that simple.  

It was so RAGING I'm surprised you didn't bump in to it while you were responding , lol.....and now I have another Damn You Sexy Lady lmao...

Hell no

Please like my post

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Help me pick out some shoes! Lol e

in her own kind of BSC, psychotic kind of way.....