Some of you married folks should try this at home. Schedule an appointment with a provider on a weekend or holiday. Make sure "honey" is at home when you depart for your scheduled fuck meet.  When asked where you are going? Just tell her you are going to "meet a ho", or "bang a hooker".... If you are from"Bahstan" that would be "Fucka wicked hookah"

So are you lying if you tell the truth? I know the answer, so more like a rhetorical question..... Has anyone ever thought of trying this?

Some of you guys should try it at home this weekend...



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That time I smoked crack with a hooker.

That's my favorite one, not saying its true exactly, but given my profession it makes it so funny when I say it. I use that one a lot too.

Then forward Curly's info to the Wife. I'm sure Curly, won't mind explaining his plan to the Wife...

Would you Curly?  

You could make a nice little profit, if the guys take your advice.

You can say the worst things, but if people perceive you as someone "funny" or as a "comedian" its all good...

...and you call yourself a capitalist. LOL

What probably makes it creepy is that you actually go and do it.

If you were to just say it and then go out...have a beer and come back, it wouldn't make it all that creepy..

Just my opinion...

I had been married about seven years. Got home from work late-ish one night, and she was sitting on the couch watching TV. I said "What's for dinner?", and she said (without looking up) "whatever you make, asshole".

Pizza it is. I went out to pick it up, and there was this nice looking chick waiting for a pie, and I thought she was checking me out, so I struck up a conversation. Next thing I knew, I was in her bed, banging her like there was no tomorrow... and afterwards, I fell asleep! I woke up an hour later and panicked. I was running around, pulling on my clothes, and then I asked her if she had any baby powder - she pointed to the bathroom cabinet, so I grabbed some quick and rubbed it on my hands, and flew home.

I got back home with my cold pizza, and the wife shouted at me "where the hell have you been?!!!" I told her I met a hot chick at the pizza parlor and banged her so hard that I fell asleep... "sorry about that, honey".

She walked over to me, grabbed my hands, and smelled them.

She spat at me, "You've been BOWLING, you prick!!!"


true story.

Glad you didn't get attacked by the ninjas on your way back [e]

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Nothing like getting the answer first hand!

I'd love to hear if anyone else other than Clarence has had luck with this.

Right and that is exactly how I say it, as a joke

Ha, fkin love it! Any time you do something that is far from believable, just tell them what happened and they will think it is a joke. I wonder if my ex really "just got rid of those 4 girls in his hot tub right before I arrived?" LOL...