You know I was really, really worried that I would not fit in on this board but from all of the kind words and encouragement you guys have given me on only my first posts I feel as if I have really made some new friends here. Being that most of you are such notorious posters here and that you would take even a moment away from jerking off to your own reviews to purvey onto me such words of wisdom brings  real heart felt tears to my eyes. I cannot wait to hear back from you all on one of my next posts so that we can continue our friendly banter with one another and its nice to know from you how much you appreciate my views. and will of course strive to do even better as I go.

From this post and your last one you'll fit in here.  Maybe after you sober up a bit and realize that many have been playing in this cesspool a while, and aren't particularly interested in having you, or anyone tell them how to play...you'll post to just have fun.

Maybe he was just nervous on his initial post...thought he was talking to some of his buds on the Big Island who are scared of women.

Sigh.  

I can tell from your writing that you're an educated, accomplished, and thoughtful fellow.  I see from your last review that you like women who occasionally (or maybe more than occasionally) partake of methamphetamine.  Given that you propose to move from the tropical paradise where you currently reside, might I humbly suggest you could find the ladies of the rural Midwest to your liking.  I anxiously await further advice from you on how I can better comport myself in my engagements with providers.

-- Modified on 10/23/2013 5:17:40 PM

I don't see him curling up in the fetal position and crying about how mean we all were to him, and he has more game than the likes of the Dungbeetle or FIDIOT.  I guess I can overlook his otherwise mangina(ish) tendencies. I did hear a few members of the OTHFBC swooning over his OP though. He better be careful though or his dance card will be full of "viejas y gordas" they seem to love guys like him.

I don't mind mild mannered posters.. As long as they understand how the game is played..Not everyone can be Gambler, Nooky, London, or Mikey... or even you...as a matter of fact...

But if his next thread is "what kind of gifts we should be giving"... Then I'll ask those skanks he referred to make a special trip to visit him.  

If your going to be something then be it all the way, why hold back? And I am having fun whether seeing girls or posting on this board thats what its all about for me. Like a lot of you here I have serious things that go on in my life so to take this thing too seriously would be a real waste of time.

And he's a mild mannered poster.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

I don't mind mild mannered posters.. As long as they understand how the game is played..Not everyone can be Gambler, Nooky, London, or Mikey... or even you...as a matter of fact...  
   
 If they don't understand then they can wise up and learn, or be prepared to become a piñata.

-- Modified on 10/23/2013 5:16:01 PM

And posting like you are you will not be earning it.

Posted By: hammerhead896

If your going to be something then be it all the way, why hold back? And I am having fun whether seeing girls or posting on this board thats what its all about for me. Like a lot of you here I have serious things that go on in my life so to take this thing too seriously would be a real waste of time.  
   
  And thanks to you and the others for putting me in my place, it not only makes me laugh but keeps me grounded. I even tell most girls I see that I am a real idiot and most agree

I really did not know why she was spending so much time in the head until now, honest! Now it all makes sense as i could not for the life of me figure out why she could not choke down my rather at best average member without immediately gagging and I was afraid to mention her vomiting in my review. Please to not be to harsh on me Alias as I said I have lived a very sheltered life as opposed to you and do not recognize these kind of things like those of you in crack city.

Count the teeth.  If fewer than 20, she's probably on drugs.

otherwise you will not last here or any other board.  

Geez 3 whole reviews in 2 years, I guess in your mind that makes you quite the player here Really! thanks for taking the time to jump in the sand box! Now unless you have something better than that weak ass shit get the hell out!

As an example I haven't written one in over two years.  Does that mean I am irrelevant as well?

As AF himself is laughable.

AF has got about as much game as the DungBeetle, and our new "friend" pegged him as gameless rather quickly IMO. AF telling someone how to get respect on a fuck board is like Angel telling people how to write in complete sentences. Or FIDIOT giving dick sucking lessons. Oh wait, forget that last one, FIDIOT actually is rather well qualified on that subject. rofl

Talk about damning with faint praise.

But if our newest shark is going to play in these waters...full of other sharks...I hate when someone uses the "you've got no relevance because you don't have reviews" bullshit.

Hey, look how long it took Scoed to earn his title of "Mister" mangina. Mangina's aren't always bad. Usually, yes, but not always. lol

ThatsMisterManginaToYou.

being visible here for 10 days. Your first post was on 10/14 and now you post this shit on 10/23. Are we supposed to think you are Ivy League fkn smart? From your reviews, you are a so cal dude who doesn't much about anything except how to lay on a beach. This country was founded by our ancestors in the northeast and Midwest who worked hard to make this country great; what have you done?

Have things in common with me !  

He make-ed fun of my name! and said that the girls I was seein was skanks! and that he won't give me a blowjob because, uh, I'm not good enough, I guess. I didn't really get that part. He's wicked smaht! Don't get in a argument with him, he's too good.

just because he sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean he's good at it.

You got a not so fuzzy welcome because YOU interjected on a post that had nothing to do with YOU, in the first place lol. Gee...grade school, is right. You come on a board that you've already had FIVE handles on acting like you are new, and expect others not to give you shit when you make the first move? You're not very good at chess are ya?  

who are you the fucken post police?  

It is when you start whining like a fkin toddler about not getting a warm welcome, that we get to laugh at you and point out you asked for it. Now hurry along, and go suck some d*ck before you go nuts again, and we have to up your meds. Christ, getting banned was not enough for you? You're too predictable to even bother with lol. Sad really.  

you're bent right outa shape aren't ya?    

Ok, I am SORRY Jessica. You are not who we thought you were, and I apologize for being such a bitch. I do not however, apologize for pointing out that when you post on someone else's thread (no you don't need permission) directly to them, that they do not have a right to respond back, in jest.  That was my only issue with you. You want to post? Great, You want to start shit? Hey, that's fine too, but don't WHINE about people not kissing your ass whilst doing so...makes you look kind of off.  You can't really have it both ways.  So, welcome to TER, and yes honey, I can use google. I just did not think you were worth the time, but alas..you were.  

I will do my best

sweet dreams ox

This board is way more fun than I could ever had imagined. Guys on Guys, Girls on Girls, make up sessions what more could you want?

I hope so. I work hard at being a Mangina, but at times this place makes me wonder.

Damn! I think I just witnessed an awesome chick fight ending in some sweet lesbian sex! I gotta go jerk off now!

LMAO...what have I always said in regards to sparring on TER? I have the best chemistry with those I have gotten into it with here, but had that been one of you boys, the thread would be 8 pages long lol. I was wrong in this one, so it was cut short ha ha ha. That's rare.

ain't that the truth .. .this is where chemistry is born...  

Posted By: London Rayne

LMAO...what have I always said in regards to sparring on TER? I have the best chemistry with those I have gotten into it with here, but had that been one of you boys, the thread would be 8 pages long lol. I was wrong in this one, so it was cut short ha ha ha. That's rare.  
   

Posted By: perfectstorm

Damn! I think I just witnessed an awesome chick fight ending in some sweet lesbian sex! I gotta go jerk off now!