From this post and your last one you'll fit in here. Maybe after you sober up a bit and realize that many have been playing in this cesspool a while, and aren't particularly interested in having you, or anyone tell them how to play...you'll post to just have fun.
As far as fixing you up with any hookers I know...seems I hang with such low lifes that I can't imagine why that would be a consideration. Fortunately most of the gals I know don't waste time on TER reading this drivel...so I have to assume that none of those gals was offended at your comments. And if they are...I'm sure they'll realize that living in a hut on a beach somewhere simply limits your options for well reviewed and HDH hookers. Sorry about thatI also want to apologize if I came off a little strong at the end of my last post, its just that all our Manliness overwhelmed me and well you just brought out the beast in me! I must admit that I probably have a skewed way of thinking compared to most of you as I have spent most of my life living in what many consider to be tropical paradises. I think that spending most of my time on warm, sandy beaches with bikini clad girls has really fucked up my head and I do not mean just the little one. I am really thinking that I should move to the mid west or possibly the North East so I can live in a large crime ridden, cesspool city like I see most of you do so that I can get your kind of perspective on not only this Hobby but life in general.
I was even thinking that if I did relocate to a more centralized area located closer to all of you that maybe we could have a guys only get together? I think it would be great if possibly ChgoCPA could hook us up at what I am sure to be his regular Haunt "Ditkas" on a Sunday afternoon so that we could meet some of his " DA BEARS" buddies and after consuming copious amounts of wings and ribs while washing it down with pitchers of BUD maybe he could set us up with one of his fictitious Hooker, uh, I mean pay as you go girl friends for a little Gang Bang. I really want to make this work guys so polish up your Buicks and Ram trucks for the drive so we can make plans to meet.
Really looking forward again to your responses and I mean this with all sincerity Love and Peace to all you my Brothers!
Your new found friend Hammerhead
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 1:29:57 PM
You know I was really, really worried that I would not fit in on this board but from all of the kind words and encouragement you guys have given me on only my first posts I feel as if I have really made some new friends here. Being that most of you are such notorious posters here and that you would take even a moment away from jerking off to your own reviews to purvey onto me such words of wisdom brings real heart felt tears to my eyes. I cannot wait to hear back from you all on one of my next posts so that we can continue our friendly banter with one another and its nice to know from you how much you appreciate my views. and will of course strive to do even better as I go.
I also want to apologize if I came off a little strong at the end of my last post, its just that all our Manliness overwhelmed me and well you just brought out the beast in me! I must admit that I probably have a skewed way of thinking compared to most of you as I have spent most of my life living in what many consider to be tropical paradises. I think that spending most of my time on warm, sandy beaches with bikini clad girls has really fucked up my head and I do not mean just the little one. I am really thinking that I should move to the mid west or possibly the North East so I can live in a large crime ridden, cesspool city like I see most of you do so that I can get your kind of perspective on not only this Hobby but life in general.
I was even thinking that if I did relocate to a more centralized area located closer to all of you that maybe we could have a guys only get together? I think it would be great if possibly ChgoCPA could hook us up at what I am sure to be his regular Haunt "Ditkas" on a Sunday afternoon so that we could meet some of his " DA BEARS" buddies and after consuming copious amounts of wings and ribs while washing it down with pitchers of BUD maybe he could set us up with one of his fictitious Hooker, uh, I mean pay as you go girl friends for a little Gang Bang. I really want to make this work guys so polish up your Buicks and Ram trucks for the drive so we can make plans to meet.
Really looking forward again to your responses and I mean this with all sincerity Love and Peace to all you my Brothers!
Your new found friend Hammerhead
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 1:29:57 PM
Maybe he was just nervous on his initial post...thought he was talking to some of his buds on the Big Island who are scared of women.
So let's see if he's a guy that can be a fun poster...or a fun piñata
I don't mind mild mannered posters.. As long as they understand how the game is played..Not everyone can be Gambler, Nooky, London, or Mikey... or even you...as a matter of fact...
If they don't understand then they can wise up and learn, or be prepared to become a piñata. ![]()
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And he's a mild mannered poster.
Oldted would have posted too..but he slept through it. And he's old.
If they don't understand then they can wise up and learn, or be prepared to become a piñata.
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He make-ed fun of my name! and said that the girls I was seein was skanks! and that he won't give me a blowjob because, uh, I'm not good enough, I guess. I didn't really get that part. He's wicked smaht! Don't get in a argument with him, he's too good.
If your going to be something then be it all the way, why hold back? And I am having fun whether seeing girls or posting on this board thats what its all about for me. Like a lot of you here I have serious things that go on in my life so to take this thing too seriously would be a real waste of time.
And thanks to you and the others for putting me in my place, it not only makes me laugh but keeps me grounded. I even tell most girls I see that I am a real idiot and most agree ![]()
And posting like you are you will not be earning it.
That's OK.
I know that you're pissed that the only NFL action is the lame Pro Bowl shit.
And thanks to you and the others for putting me in my place, it not only makes me laugh but keeps me grounded. I even tell most girls I see that I am a real idiot and most agree
I hope so. I work hard at being a Mangina, but at times this place makes me wonder.
From this post and your last one you'll fit in here. Maybe after you sober up a bit and realize that many have been playing in this cesspool a while, and aren't particularly interested in having you, or anyone tell them how to play...you'll post to just have fun.
As far as fixing you up with any hookers I know...seems I hang with such low lifes that I can't imagine why that would be a consideration. Fortunately most of the gals I know don't waste time on TER reading this drivel...so I have to assume that none of those gals was offended at your comments. And if they are...I'm sure they'll realize that living in a hut on a beach somewhere simply limits your options for well reviewed and HDH hookers. Sorry about that
I don't drive trucks...not my style. I am a spoiled asshole and like my Lexus.
And you can watch the Bears and Blackhawks if you'd drop a few coins on a dish. It'll affix well to your hut...but I can check with perfectstorm and see if there are any spots on the Islands that limits reception.
Crime....not sure where you live. But there is minimal crime where I live.
Book 'em Danno
I also want to apologize if I came off a little strong at the end of my last post, its just that all our Manliness overwhelmed me and well you just brought out the beast in me! I must admit that I probably have a skewed way of thinking compared to most of you as I have spent most of my life living in what many consider to be tropical paradises. I think that spending most of my time on warm, sandy beaches with bikini clad girls has really fucked up my head and I do not mean just the little one. I am really thinking that I should move to the mid west or possibly the North East so I can live in a large crime ridden, cesspool city like I see most of you do so that I can get your kind of perspective on not only this Hobby but life in general.
I was even thinking that if I did relocate to a more centralized area located closer to all of you that maybe we could have a guys only get together? I think it would be great if possibly ChgoCPA could hook us up at what I am sure to be his regular Haunt "Ditkas" on a Sunday afternoon so that we could meet some of his " DA BEARS" buddies and after consuming copious amounts of wings and ribs while washing it down with pitchers of BUD maybe he could set us up with one of his fictitious Hooker, uh, I mean pay as you go girl friends for a little Gang Bang. I really want to make this work guys so polish up your Buicks and Ram trucks for the drive so we can make plans to meet.
Really looking forward again to your responses and I mean this with all sincerity Love and Peace to all you my Brothers!
Your new found friend Hammerhead
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 1:29:57 PM
I don't see him curling up in the fetal position and crying about how mean we all were to him, and he has more game than the likes of the Dungbeetle or FIDIOT. I guess I can overlook his otherwise mangina(ish) tendencies. I did hear a few members of the OTHFBC swooning over his OP though. He better be careful though or his dance card will be full of "viejas y gordas" they seem to love guys like him.
But if his next thread is "what kind of gifts we should be giving"... Then I'll ask those skanks he referred to make a special trip to visit him.
Sure hope he's into masochism!
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 4:30:49 PM
Talk about damning with faint praise.
Hey, look how long it took Scoed to earn his title of "Mister" mangina. Mangina's aren't always bad. Usually, yes, but not always. lol
ThatsMisterManginaToYou.
Sigh.
What a great community.
I can tell from your writing that you're an educated, accomplished, and thoughtful fellow. I see from your last review that you like women who occasionally (or maybe more than occasionally) partake of methamphetamine. Given that you propose to move from the tropical paradise where you currently reside, might I humbly suggest you could find the ladies of the rural Midwest to your liking. I anxiously await further advice from you on how I can better comport myself in my engagements with providers.
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I really did not know why she was spending so much time in the head until now, honest! Now it all makes sense as i could not for the life of me figure out why she could not choke down my rather at best average member without immediately gagging and I was afraid to mention her vomiting in my review. Please to not be to harsh on me Alias as I said I have lived a very sheltered life as opposed to you and do not recognize these kind of things like those of you in crack city.
Ok man you got me I was horny and a bit desperate that day and wound up with a local skank, sigh!
Also how can I possibly help you in your quest to be more like me if I still do not know if your into girls or guys?
Count the teeth. If fewer than 20, she's probably on drugs.
I'd like to help you out on your question, but sometimes even I don't know what I prefer. Roger that?
otherwise you will not last here or any other board.
This is where dude’s horse play
Geez 3 whole reviews in 2 years, I guess in your mind that makes you quite the player here Really! thanks for taking the time to jump in the sand box! Now unless you have something better than that weak ass shit get the hell out!
As an example I haven't written one in over two years. Does that mean I am irrelevant as well?
How about GaGambler...he has no reviews.
Many of the guys don't write them for a variety of issues. Frankly some of the more relevant posters that I've interacted with over the years have few if any reviews posted.
Read what someone posts and determine if their comments are relevant or not. The reviews...well for those of us who actually have gotten to know each other...we use back channel to exchange relevant hooker information. And none of that would ever show up in a review.
Just saying
As AF himself is laughable.
AF has got about as much game as the DungBeetle, and our new "friend" pegged him as gameless rather quickly IMO. AF telling someone how to get respect on a fuck board is like Angel telling people how to write in complete sentences. Or FIDIOT giving dick sucking lessons. Oh wait, forget that last one, FIDIOT actually is rather well qualified on that subject. rofl
But if our newest shark is going to play in these waters...full of other sharks...I hate when someone uses the "you've got no relevance because you don't have reviews" bullshit.
As I commented, many of the serious posters with the most sense have no real review history. But their words ring true more often than not. I love it when those types of assholes comment on the length of time I haven't posted a review. Those are the same assholes who have no clue how many play this game.
Sort of like your post here
AF has got about as much game as the DungBeetle, and our new "friend" pegged him as gameless rather quickly IMO. AF telling someone how to get respect on a fuck board is like Angel telling people how to write in complete sentences. Or FIDIOT giving dick sucking lessons. Oh wait, forget that last one, FIDIOT actually is rather well qualified on that subject. rofl
just because he sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean he's good at it.
being visible here for 10 days. Your first post was on 10/14 and now you post this shit on 10/23. Are we supposed to think you are Ivy League fkn smart? From your reviews, you are a so cal dude who doesn't much about anything except how to lay on a beach. This country was founded by our ancestors in the northeast and Midwest who worked hard to make this country great; what have you done?
Have things in common with me !
Ah , your okay . Just if you ever consider doing couples ask us first ! Okay , cool handle ! Chicks like that , shows manlyness ( yes that's a word ) !!!!
I also want to apologize if I came off a little strong at the end of my last post, its just that all our Manliness overwhelmed me and well you just brought out the beast in me! I must admit that I probably have a skewed way of thinking compared to most of you as I have spent most of my life living in what many consider to be tropical paradises. I think that spending most of my time on warm, sandy beaches with bikini clad girls has really fucked up my head and I do not mean just the little one. I am really thinking that I should move to the mid west or possibly the North East so I can live in a large crime ridden, cesspool city like I see most of you do so that I can get your kind of perspective on not only this Hobby but life in general.
I was even thinking that if I did relocate to a more centralized area located closer to all of you that maybe we could have a guys only get together? I think it would be great if possibly ChgoCPA could hook us up at what I am sure to be his regular Haunt "Ditkas" on a Sunday afternoon so that we could meet some of his " DA BEARS" buddies and after consuming copious amounts of wings and ribs while washing it down with pitchers of BUD maybe he could set us up with one of his fictitious Hooker, uh, I mean pay as you go girl friends for a little Gang Bang. I really want to make this work guys so polish up your Buicks and Ram trucks for the drive so we can make plans to meet.
Really looking forward again to your responses and I mean this with all sincerity Love and Peace to all you my Brothers!
Your new found friend Hammerhead
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 1:29:57 PM
I also want to apologize if I came off a little strong at the end of my last post, its just that all our Manliness overwhelmed me and well you just brought out the beast in me! I must admit that I probably have a skewed way of thinking compared to most of you as I have spent most of my life living in what many consider to be tropical paradises. I think that spending most of my time on warm, sandy beaches with bikini clad girls has really fucked up my head and I do not mean just the little one. I am really thinking that I should move to the mid west or possibly the North East so I can live in a large crime ridden, cesspool city like I see most of you do so that I can get your kind of perspective on not only this Hobby but life in general.
I was even thinking that if I did relocate to a more centralized area located closer to all of you that maybe we could have a guys only get together? I think it would be great if possibly ChgoCPA could hook us up at what I am sure to be his regular Haunt "Ditkas" on a Sunday afternoon so that we could meet some of his " DA BEARS" buddies and after consuming copious amounts of wings and ribs while washing it down with pitchers of BUD maybe he could set us up with one of his fictitious Hooker, uh, I mean pay as you go girl friends for a little Gang Bang. I really want to make this work guys so polish up your Buicks and Ram trucks for the drive so we can make plans to meet.
Really looking forward again to your responses and I mean this with all sincerity Love and Peace to all you my Brothers!
Your new found friend Hammerhead
-- Modified on 10/23/2013 1:29:57 PM
You got a not so fuzzy welcome because YOU interjected on a post that had nothing to do with YOU, in the first place lol. Gee...grade school, is right. You come on a board that you've already had FIVE handles on acting like you are new, and expect others not to give you shit when you make the first move? You're not very good at chess are ya?
For the record, I never attacked him lol. He is an actual hobbyist, while you're just some troll with no history or credibility. Can we see your ads, website, or reviews? Thanks.
-- Modified on 10/24/2013 8:29:58 AM
For the record, I never attacked him lol. He is an actual hobbyist, while you're just some troll with no history or credibility. Can we see your ads, website, or reviews? Thanks.
-- Modified on 10/24/2013 8:29:58 AM
I'm not allowed to post ads here in the general discussions.
What five handles ?? what are you on ? Glue? Get a grip girlfriend.
who are you the fucken post police?
didn't see your name as board owner. I can pretty much post in any thread i feel like posting in. Learn to live with it sweetheart
It is when you start whining like a fkin toddler about not getting a warm welcome, that we get to laugh at you and point out you asked for it. Now hurry along, and go suck some d*ck before you go nuts again, and we have to up your meds. Christ, getting banned was not enough for you? You're too predictable to even bother with lol. Sad really.
Like I said, it's not newbies I have an issue with..it's idiots. You can take that any way you wish.
-- Modified on 10/24/2013 9:18:01 AM
you're bent right outa shape aren't ya?
Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies ... I guess when you've got no argument you've got no choice but to lie.
Do tell ... who are my other five handles?
Do tell .. what was I banned for?
oh .. did you figure out how to use google yet?
Ok, I am SORRY Jessica. You are not who we thought you were, and I apologize for being such a bitch. I do not however, apologize for pointing out that when you post on someone else's thread (no you don't need permission) directly to them, that they do not have a right to respond back, in jest. That was my only issue with you. You want to post? Great, You want to start shit? Hey, that's fine too, but don't WHINE about people not kissing your ass whilst doing so...makes you look kind of off. You can't really have it both ways. So, welcome to TER, and yes honey, I can use google. I just did not think you were worth the time, but alas..you were.
Do you know a girl named Shayla? She is also a ballsy canadian on another board. Quite frankly, we NEED more providers like you who have some spunk. I do have to eat and sleep once in a while lol.
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Do you know a girl named Shayla? She is also a ballsy canadian on another board. Quite frankly, we NEED more providers like you who have some spunk. I do have to eat and sleep once in a while lol.
-- Modified on 10/24/2013 9:36:11 AM
Don't know Shayla... and although I'm currently in Canada I'm actually a ballsy welsh chick.
Peace girl :
Damn! I think I just witnessed an awesome chick fight ending in some sweet lesbian sex! I gotta go jerk off now!
LMAO...what have I always said in regards to sparring on TER? I have the best chemistry with those I have gotten into it with here, but had that been one of you boys, the thread would be 8 pages long lol. I was wrong in this one, so it was cut short ha ha ha. That's rare.
ain't that the truth .. .this is where chemistry is born...
This board is way more fun than I could ever had imagined. Guys on Guys, Girls on Girls, make up sessions what more could you want?
Unfortunately I actually do have a life and will not be able to check back in for over a week, I am sure you will all miss me!
Until then have fun and play safe.