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HalfHour

After a while it gets tiring. Same old shit. Every few days someone brings up the tried and true BBBJ or not. Or the Blacklist deal. Or the 'WTF do I do when my ol' lady busts my dumbass'...

Fuck.

Not to mention the other drunken idiots. Craving attention more so than pussy.

Kelsi, let's get together. Have some drinks, and fuck. We'll talk, of course. I'm a multi-pop kinda guy. Hope you don't mind?  

Maybe you and I can put our heads together and cum up with something for the powers that be?

Anyway, wanna give it a shot?!

You can try. You stay away from months and then you will be coming back. Reading reviews, catching up with new friends, seeing about the latest scandal going on. The boards make the hobby fun. Great place to meet a lady or guy that you would never normally consider. When you meet it seems like the sessions are hotter. I know that is the case with me with a provider I meet a few weeks ago. We can't wait to meet again.

Yes, there is such a group. You phone their number and they send at least two seasoned reps over to drink with you until the urge passes. (Ok, old joke,formerly applied to mythical group called 'Athletics Anonymous' but couldn't resist.)

and it's called self-control .

I have so much more time since I turned off my computer for the day. When I come back in the evening it's fresh material for me to read with more interesting comments that haven't had to read mine.

Being a top poster is like sitting in the dunce chair and getting all the class ridicule you. Your going to take pot shots more than the once in a while poster. I'm sure I deserved those rotten eggs splattered all over my face but I thought I had so much to say and share. Now I pick what really is interesting to me and post. What I have to say is my contribution to the company I keep here and hope those who are interested think the same.

Kisses Haley

There's a private facility up here in Mt Vernon -- the way they manage this is to make wi-fi so intermittent that the disconnects and slow load times act as negative reinforcement for relapse.

Fees start at $5k/week and you even have a private ho who rewards you w an hour session of full GFE for each day you go without a post (doh! there goes my BBBJ for the night!). The whole deal is managed by Drew Pinsky -- crafty as that fellow is, you can't run a singe page-view by him.


Now I'm gonna hit "post message" and see how long/whether the site ever reloads.. wish me luck