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Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 3206 reads
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How To Have Sex With A Provider

Although my working title is How To Fuck A Hooker.  

But that is neither here nor there for this conversation.  And believe me it is a conversation.  This is the first part of several parts.  The other parts will follow over the coming days.

I’ll give you the short version.  Today a high school intern approached my desk and wanted some “tips” for his first year of college.  And I thought yes, excellent.  I will give you the quick tour of everything I wish I knew back in the fall of 1989.  

As I thought about this it occurred to me this advise is relevant for Hobbyists as well.

Let me get the short work done quickly.  

I recommended a book called How To Read A Book – published in 1940.  It is excellent reading.  Now, what does this have to do with the Hobby?  Everything!

Just as you read different types of books differently – i.e, poetry is read differently from fiction.  

You FUC* different hookers differently. - i.e, you fuck fat women differently than thin women.

Now continue reading.

For example my ATF was in her 40’s with 2 teenage kids.  Fucking her was like driving a boat.  Sometimes you opened her up and sometimes you just went for the ride.  All the time it was enjoyable.  Just as the great works of Homer or Plato can be discussed violently or enjoyed over a nice bottle of wine.

Now onto the racial differences.  I have sexed many black and white women.  (Disclaimer: NOT for the PC crowd).  

Black women loved to be fucked ALL night long and white women like it dirty AND rough.  

I would equate having sex with a black woman like reading Thomas Mores’ Utopia – you could just keep reading and reading because it takes you places you never thought about before.

While fucking a white women is like reading Dante’s Inferno – when you are done you are like WTF just happened to me.

What's the point of this Ridgetucky?

Simply put the Provider is like a book and you are the reader.  You (the reader) are allowed YOUR OWN interpretation of the text NOT the author (the Hooker).  

That’s Part 1.  

Discuss amongst yourselves

lungman 10 Reviews 1518 reads
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Spare us and,

skip part 2.

no_email 3 Reviews 1441 reads
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I doubt if that made any sense.

Why are so many, far from reality?

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 1773 reads
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4 / 46
I would compare your posts to Faulkner.

You both test the limits of coherence.

OhCharlie See my TER Reviews 1278 reads
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5 / 46
Awww, I giggled at "wtf just happened to me" (Eom)

Fwiw

Not much...

BreeDrake See my TER Reviews 1284 reads
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6 / 46
You know what they say about opinions...

Aye, pobrasito.
At this point I'm just starting to feel badly for you.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 1569 reads
posted
7 / 46
Lame post thanks for waste of my time back to the real fun in life. E


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Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 1556 reads
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8 / 46
Excellent! Nice to know someone around here.....

has a taste of literature and class.

Not really a fan of Faulkner.  

I have read some of his short stories.  Didn't do much for me.

But hey ya never know.  Next time I am in NYC maybe we can discuss over a bottle of wine!!

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 1324 reads
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9 / 46
Well, maybe if you read MORE you wouldn't be....

calling yourself Madame Patricia.  

Perhaps it would be Professor Patricia, Attorney Patricia or Doctor Patricia.

Just saying - something to think about.

If you want I could give you my Phonics book I have from when I was in 1st grade.

Shouldn't be too hard for you.

Golfpro1203 3 Reviews 1345 reads
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10 / 46
No points

Mr. Ridgetucky, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent topic were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 
I joke..

Beerformyhorses 1498 reads
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11 / 46
Yes, because your ads, oops sorry posts, are so much more interesting to read than RT's eom


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1390 reads
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12 / 46
Re: Well, maybe if you read MORE you wouldn't be....

Soooo....you think if someone is a provider, she's a failure of some sort?  If so, why are you here?

JustAGal See my TER Reviews 1422 reads
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13 / 46
Its pretty obvious by now that all providers according to RT are dumb ass sorry failures in life eom


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Back_In_Black 1127 reads
posted
14 / 46
mortimer j adler . yes but if one applies the theory of that book ,

The outline . One will never leave their comfort zone . Okay , I have a to z of what I like . Then I look for a to z . I don't or won't see what 1 to 100 is . The kids going to college , won't learn shit about life . Now , I would have told him to bust his ass , pick classes widely , find profs who he can get good grades with etc. Then find what he likes or think he likes . And go for it. Try different things and don't quit . And remember , if the guy or gal teaching him knew wtf they were talking about they wouldn't be teaching they wound be doing ( many ) . And life ? U learn about by living it , and love you learn about by experiencing it . And when you fall off the ladder of life get up and start climbing and don't stop till u reach the top . And if u tell a colored girl your gonna Fuck her all night , u better or she's gonna kick ur  ass. And get rough with a white chick and your balls are bobbit . I like the essay , better than the NY birthday party .  
 

Posted By: Ridgetucky
Although my working title is How To Fuck A Hooker.    
   
 But that is neither here nor there for this conversation.  And believe me it is a conversation.  This is the first part of several parts.  The other parts will follow over the coming days.  
   
 I’ll give you the short version.  Today a high school intern approached my desk and wanted some “tips” for his first year of college.  And I thought yes, excellent.  I will give you the quick tour of everything I wish I knew back in the fall of 1989.    
   
 As I thought about this it occurred to me this advise is relevant for Hobbyists as well.  
   
 Let me get the short work done quickly.    
   
 I recommended a book called How To Read A Book – published in 1940.  It is excellent reading.  Now, what does this have to do with the Hobby?  Everything!  
   
 Just as you read different types of books differently – i.e, poetry is read differently from fiction.    
   
 You FUC* different hookers differently. - i.e, you fuck fat women differently than thin women.  
   
 Now continue reading.  
   
 For example my ATF was in her 40’s with 2 teenage kids.  Fucking her was like driving a boat.  Sometimes you opened her up and sometimes you just went for the ride.  All the time it was enjoyable.  Just as the great works of Homer or Plato can be discussed violently or enjoyed over a nice bottle of wine.  
   
 Now onto the racial differences.  I have sexed many black and white women.  (Disclaimer: NOT for the PC crowd).  
   
 Black women loved to be fucked ALL night long and white women like it dirty AND rough.  
   
 I would equate having sex with a black woman like reading Thomas Mores’ Utopia – you could just keep reading and reading because it takes you places you never thought about before.  
   
 While fucking a white women is like reading Dante’s Inferno – when you are done you are like WTF just happened to me.  
   
 What's the point of this Ridgetucky?  
   
 Simply put the Provider is like a book and you are the reader.  You (the reader) are allowed YOUR OWN interpretation of the text NOT the author (the Hooker).    
   
 That’s Part 1.    
   
 Discuss amongst yourselves.  
 

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1415 reads
posted
15 / 46
WOW. -e-

Posted By: Ridgetucky
calling yourself Madame Patricia.    
   
 Perhaps it would be Professor Patricia, Attorney Patricia or Doctor Patricia.  
   
 Just saying - something to think about.  
   
 If you want I could give you my Phonics book I have from when I was in 1st grade.  
   
 Shouldn't be too hard for you.

MojoRizon 1252 reads
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16 / 46
Stupidest post I've read here in awhile. -e


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MojoRizon 1463 reads
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17 / 46
After reading this post, this video sums up how I feel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

MojoRizon 1258 reads
posted
18 / 46
LMAO - wow

I posted a link to a video of the exact quote from Billy Madison in response, without having read your post first.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 1275 reads
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19 / 46
I do not argue with fools RT. Your obviously not happy with yourself.

I am a college graduate, and am aware of why I chose the name Madame.  Maybe you should utilize google, or learn to read a definition sometime. Here I did you the 1 favor of posting a link for your ignorant self.  Show some respect if not for me a real Madame, then for your pathetic self.  

* Your now on my ignore list.  Post on TER troll.  You have nothing to offer this great community, but rubbish.  Sad for you.  

 
For future reference it's CEO in everyday life.  I am the BO$$.  Hate on...



-- Modified on 8/5/2013 8:28:57 PM
Related Link: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Madame

Back_In_Black 1355 reads
posted
20 / 46
no he hasnt left his zone ,

A. White girl B. Black girl C. Some mom with a kids . ? If you don't explore you have nothing to compare ? Its like a discussion of McDonalds v Burger King ? What about old homestead or palm or luger ? I need a drink . I think we all do , I still don't get B.T. picture below . I'm going to the stern , and watch stars goodnight all.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 1515 reads
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21 / 46
He pretty well insulted every woman/

I guess it takes a special kind of guy. You sure you don't hate women RT?  

What's next, him speaking of "taking it" or some creepy stuff?

Shouldn't judge, bc I am sure many could judge you RT. Not in your position, as many women are not either.

A reason not to tour OH

PlaymateJayla See my TER Reviews 1397 reads
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22 / 46
(Waves) hey where's the cream filling??? rotfl. Eom

Posted By: Back_In_Black
A. White girl B. Black girl C. Some mom with a kids . ? If you don't explore you have nothing to compare ? Its like a discussion of McDonalds v Burger King ? What about old homestead or palm or luger ? I need a drink . I think we all do , I still don't get B.T. picture below . I'm going to the stern , and watch stars goodnight all.

GreekDeprived 1426 reads
posted
23 / 46
What's the point of this Ridgetucky?

Women aren't Homogenous??
Deprived
"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely."

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1188 reads
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24 / 46
Somehow my posts keep getting deleted.

Are you the one hitting that RAP button?
You don't want them to see what I think of you? Why not

joebunda90 12 Reviews 1133 reads
posted
25 / 46
Is it possible...

to read something and have your IQ go DOWN?  I think it just happened to me.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1387 reads
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26 / 46
Good clip! But this one is even more succinct.


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Related Link: You are literally too stupid to insult.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1370 reads
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27 / 46
Re: What's the point of this Ridgetucky? You mean you don't get it????

He's a troll.  He loves to post outrageous crap and then rub his hands with glee watching everyone froth at the mouth.  Trolls feed on attention.  So right now he is a very happy troll.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1481 reads
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28 / 46
I highly doubt your dumb ass got through Utopia or Inferno.

Next, you'll be spouting off about Milton's Paradise Lost, when you could not even get through the Cliff Notes.  

Thanks for the laugh and head shake, as always.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1272 reads
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29 / 46
Re: Stupidest post I've read here in awhile. -e

Nah, his "Hookers don't make good mothers" has this one beat It's clear this guy is a needy sociopath, who can't get any adoration in real life, contrary to the bs he likes to spout off here. People who are respected in real life, do not constantly come to a fk board and start asinine threads that put down the very people he has to PAY to associate with. I mean let's look at the facts, shall we? He does not see providers with "Ridge Tucky" because he damn well knows only a BP crack head would take his money, or be oblivious to his dumb ass posts. When a trick has to lie about his board handle, that says it all.

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 1301 reads
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30 / 46
Damn, So does anyone want to read Part II.........

it was going to be a quick discourse on American Authors (Twain, Hemingway and the ever so delicious James Baldwin).  

Fun fact:  Would be very interesting to discuss Baldwin on a FUCK board because he was gay.

But his work is oh so delicious.

I would compare Baldwins' work to fucking a Southern Jewish woman.

Just something about it that says "I have to fuck this at least once for the experience".

__________________________________________
Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
James A. Baldwi

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1410 reads
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31 / 46
I would like to hear from the providers who've had sex with you lol.

Me thinks  "Sybil" would probably sum up that bizarre hour of torture.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1138 reads
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Ba da bum....e.


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Back_In_Black 1359 reads
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33 / 46
Re: (Waves) hey where's the cream filling??? rotfl. Eom

His dribble got me sea sick ! I threw up in my pants !

justanillusion 1602 reads
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Your last sentence

"When a trick has to lie about his board handle, that says it all."

That could also apply to CPA and a few others who adamantly will not share their board handle. But you saw him (CPA). Did you know it was him before you met?

justanillusion 1263 reads
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You are seriously freaking funny![eom]


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justanillusion 1249 reads
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I thought that sounded familiar[eom]


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justanillusion 1267 reads
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If he didn't use his board name how would they know?[eom]


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1106 reads
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Good point. E.


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1183 reads
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I am not touching that one lol, but yes, I met him here so of course I knew.

I screened through women who spoke very highly of him that he had reviewed...same with all the guys I met out of town. I never required personal info. from guys in other states, but I will after my move.

justanillusion 1251 reads
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But if he refuses to reveal his board handle

So, did he tell you he was CPA before you guys met?  Or he let you in on who he was after you met him?  Your references would have only known him by his fake name not CPA going by what he has said on here many times.  

I mean you might even end up seeing Ridge if he doesn't hand over his board name. Yeah a horrific thought but none the less, it could happen.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1243 reads
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Stupidest post? Not even close. Where ya been, Mojo?

You must have missed all the recent posts by RidgeTucky, The Dungbeetle and Udo.  Lucky you!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1460 reads
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Re: But if he refuses to reveal his board handle

Yes, I booked with CPA through TER. I can't speak for what he gives to other women, but we messaged each other for like 2 months, and pretty much set up our date via PM, so no way for him to not tell me he was CPA.  

No, I would never just happen to see Ridge, because I require far too many things (full name, employment, and a deposit) for him to ever bother with me. Add to that, there are two other things about him, that would be a deal breaker and nothing he could hide, so he would never get through...not that he would want to anyway. I am clearly too vanilla for him, and he would likely be bored.  

-- Modified on 8/6/2013 5:08:17 PM

justanillusion 1270 reads
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Thanks London[eom]


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Dr Who revived 1224 reads
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I don't think that old Ridge was even a category

He would be now....

Alex....I'll take TER trolls for $ 600 please.

OK London...He's known for his long winded yet completely empty threads.

Oohh...Alex..."what is Ridgetucky"

Still your board London...next ;)
Posted By: London Rayne
Yes, I booked with CPA through TER. I can't speak for what he gives to other women, but we messaged each other for like 2 months, and pretty much set up our date via PM, so no way for him to not tell me he was CPA.  
   
 No, I would never just happen to see Ridge, because I require far too many things (full name, employment, and a deposit) for him to ever bother with me. Add to that, there are two other things about him, that would be a deal breaker and nothing he could hide, so he would never get through...not that he would want to anyway. I am clearly too vanilla for him, and he would likely be bored.  

-- Modified on 8/6/2013 5:08:17 PM

lungman 10 Reviews 1236 reads
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Re: He pretty well insulted every woman/

Hey, Ohio is a great place ( for the most part )......just ask London.

GreekDeprived 1452 reads
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You mean you don't get it????

Too concise?

I could have rambled on and compiled a few paragraphs to match the depth of his sputum....well.......probably not, cause my favorite word smith was Hunter S. Thompson, and I like to condense my prose.

Besides, I read about Frodo's exploits so long ago that I only faintly remember how trolls act.

Admittedly, I have a clearer image of the fall of the Berlin Wall, Gdansk boat yard worker's rebellion, why "Iron Lungs" disappeared, watching original episodes Of "The Loan Ranger", crystal radios opening the world of radio, but not troll morays.

Deprived

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